I could vacum or put away the clean clothes. Instead, I'm going to breath a sigh of relief that I got a deadline completed with 10 hours to go. It's time to celebrate by sitting back to Judge Judy in my coffee stained clothes. Ahhhh...


"You're an Idiot!"

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So..

I was having a conversation with three early 20ish girls..

The conversation was about having to change cell numbers because of boys calling them..

Apparently, they go out, meet someone, give them their cell, find out that guy is creepy, or icky, or just NO.... and they ask the guy not to call, but he still calls, so they change their number..

I was almost speachless..

I kept saying... Wait.. you said not to call and he called anyway?

Apparently they Ask?

I couldn't grasp it.. I told them.. When I tell someone not to contact me.. they don't contact me... Ever..

I just shook my head and said... Next time say this... in a very firm voice...

Do NOT contact me, Do NOT call my phone, Do NOT email me... If I want to speak to you, I WILL call you...

Apparently not one of them had thought to actually say.. Don't call me... period.. They say.. they don't want to be a bitch.. It's just easier to change numbers..

Blink...

I would so not survive in their dating world..

So that's why you haven't called me. I thought you were kidding when you said that stuff.

Lol..

Baby.. I never kid about that!!

True story..

When Mic and I first *met* My ex and I were giving it one more try... (lasted about two weeks) I had very firm boundries with her.. I was in a relationship and was only interested in friendship..

Wanna guess how well my girl respected my boundries? ummm.. ya.. pretty well, what you would expect..

Still, she backed off when I reminded her of them...

Any way.. we were supposed to go get coffe, and someone flaked on me... When I came home there was an email wanting me to come over to her house.. (something she kept trying).. Ya.. no...

I let her know.. you don't stand me up, you don't try to get me to come over to your house when I don't know you, and You don't talk to me again.. Period.. I will contact you when I want to talk to you..

Four months later, I wanted to go dancing.. I didn't really want to go alone, but wasn't really wanting company.. So I emailed her... I'm going to go dancing tonight.. Show up if you want..

Lol.. she did and two months later we had our first date...

Grin.. we just celebrated our one year... She still likes to push, and I still like to back her down..

Awwwwww that's an awesome story. I know Mic loves you to death. Glad you told me that story I didn't know that's how yall started. I think Mic told me but it was completely different or I don't remember.

oh jeeezzz....the things I find online
 

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29 and 30 are my favorites...

silver femmes unite!!!
 

I'm Hungry!

Newton Davis: Don't you remember the time I... I... I had myself delivered to you in a box for your birthday? And... and the guy I paid to deliver the box screwed up and delivered me to the wrong apartment? And... and how the... the lady who opened the box... uh... freaked out and started screaming? And I ran out of there just as you poked your head into the hall. And... and the next thing I know, this one's bashing me for having an affair with her neighbor, and this one's bashing me for being some kind of gift-wrapped pervert? And... and all I had to protect myself was... was a dozen roses. And... and... and you never even read the note.

Bus Driver: What did the note say?

Newton Davis: I... I'll tell you what it said... it said... marry me, Gwen, I'm lost without you.

R.I.P.
George Steinbrenner
Bob Sheppard

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Hugo Weaving was born in Nigeria {So he's African}

Nicole Kidman was born in Hawaii {Soo, she's Hawaiian}

Joaquin Phoenix is Puerto Rican

Luis Miguel also {the so called "Mexican Sun"}...

I'm gettin to the point hold on...

Johnny Depp's from Kentucky

Brad Pitt's from Oklahoma...

Sara Jessica Parker's from Nelsonville, Ohio {Which is considered to be the redneck capital of Ohio *or so I'm told, I just live near it*}

Anyways...
The quickest, guaranteed way to royally piss off 3 of those above, even risk lawsuit...is to mention where they were born....
Sux...
:glasses:

I just want to know who set the heat outside on hell.