Louis C.K.
Chelsea Peretti
Tig Notaro

GM3 embarrassing snacks you like.

pickles w/ cheddar cheese
potato chips with avocado
carrots w/ almond butter

NOT to embarrassing really.

gm3 foods you won't eat.

Raw oysters (it's a texture thing)
Ghost peppers
Chinese 100 year old egg (have you SEEN those things?) :eek:

Give me three of your favorite ethnic dishes.

Chicken tiki masala
Spaghetti
I'm not sure what it is called, but it is indian and has cauliflower and potatoes in it.

Gm3 reasons you never married/partnered

No one asked (at least not twice).

I never asked (the prenup would have been Biblical).

I'm assuming you mean "married/partnered" in a legally binding sense...for me, personally, that would be a bureaucratic gooey web and involve my kids. But I do appreciate having the right to do it just like everyone else and I certainly support everyone else's rights to marry/partner.
If you mean simply "partner" as in doing a bit of do-see-do-ing for as long as the music lasts...I suppose I've done my share.

gm3 common words whose spelling you check almost every time you write them.

especially
their
then

gm 3 words you hate having to type out?

anything with a symbol you have to hunt for
anything with an accent character you have to hunt for
anything with an apostrophe

GM3 things that make you feel guilty.

– when I've been lying
– when my arrogance is unwarranted
– when I'm selfish

Gimme three compliments you've given to others recently.

- I told my cat she's a pretty princess.
- I told someone I work with that they're very talented.
- I told my mom her paintings are beautiful.

Gimme 3 memories that make you laugh.

The look on the dog's face when he fell in the Koi pond
The joy i felt when my daughter was born
Falling backwards down the stairs at work, and having a resident just step over me like he saw that every day.

Gm3 people you cannot stand to be in a room with

- My uncle when he starts in on one of his ignorant, political rants.
- My partner's brother when he does the same.
- One of my coworkers when he is smacking on food.

Give me three reasons to go to happy hour.

-the drinks are cheap
-after working all day you need cheap drinks
-bar food

Gm3 fruits you love

Strawberries
Mangoes
Kiwis

Give me three names that you like.

– Jake
– Gail
– Chase

I like one syllable names :)

Gimme three reasons to cut my hair and get a TWA (Tiny Weeny Afro).

It is going to be hot soon
No more bed-head
You would rock a twa

Gm3 things on your bucket list

Visit a castle
See the Redwoods
Successfully write a grant

GM3 of your favorite memories from childhood

-my Dad and Grandfather were drunk on x-mas eve, and they were in the livingroom putting our x-mas bikes together. We found out Santa was a myth, but it still brings a rush of love when i think of it.

-having my mom be my girl scout leader

-being elected president of my school.

Gm3 jobs you have held

Inventory Auditor
Ranch/Farm Hand
Warehouse Associate

Gm 3 jobs you hated!

-job interview
-date night
-party

Gm3 things you love to do in the summer.

– drive or ride in a convertible car
– go to outdoor music festivals
– see plays and movies in outdoor theaters under the stars

Gimme three things you didn't do that you wish you had done.

listened to my wife when she said to stop shampooing the carpets.
not moved a piece of furniture when not up to full par, poor toe.
learned how to tie a balloon at a young age.

gm3 spring noises you enjoy

birds chirping
the sound of the ice cream van
kids laughing

GM3 stereotypes that make you angry.

that fat people are lazy,
that immigrants are all poor,
and that others aren't worthy of respect.

Give me 3 qualities you possess and are proud to say so.

thinking about my kids
seeing my kids
anticipating more grandkids

gm3 times you should have behaved better.

When I was a little girl....
 

1) At the candy counter (I asked first, it was mine).

2) On the playground swing set (poor Randy). :eyebat:

3) Laughing because my grandmother killed the engine in the middle of a very busy intersection. :blush:

That was a great question, so that's my question too:

Please give me 3 times you could have behaved better.

During church as a kid
during softball games as a kid
Just about anytime I was a kid

(I was a bad kid lol )

GM 3 times you knew misbehaving was liberating?

high school days driving with my good friend, Janell.
ditching classes
planning a wedding without anyone knowing.

gm3 songs you'd think I would like

Jealous-Nick Jonas
Fall For You- Leela James
I Don't Dance- Lee Brice

gm 3 songs you dislike

- Brown Sugar, Rolling Stones
- Sail Away, Randy Newman
- One Less Lonely Girl, Justin Bieber

Gimme three songs from the soundtrack of your life.

1. to give up is to lose hope.....I am ever hopeful
2. to lose hope is to lose faith...I will hang on indefinetly
3. believing is courageous. I personally am a fighter!

GM 3 reasons you love going barefoot

Socks are hot
My feet are hot
I like the feel of the cool tile on my bare feet

gm 3 reasons why you wear shoes

I have to leave the house and it's required.
They are special shoes that make me feel sexy.
I have to leave the house and it's required.

Give me three TV shows you could watch over and over.

Fixer Upper
American Horror Story
Chopped

Gm 3 tv shows you won't watch

- Anything with Simon Cowell
- Anything by Tyler Perry
- Anything with Housewife in the title

Give me three philosophies you strive to live by.

- Treat others as you would want to be treated.
- Don't worry too much, it'll all be over someday. :D
- Never say never.

Give me 3 of your most frequently recurring facial expressions, in emoticons (if possible).

:)

:lol2:

:eyebrow:

GM3 of your least frequently used expressions in emoticons. :D

:canoworms:

:freetoaster:

:chef2:

Gimme three books by lesbians -- old or new -- to read over the summer.