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Kätzchen 04-14-2011 08:52 PM

Ninja Theory no. 9
 



Rook 04-14-2011 09:04 PM



Strangely, my ferret has a "sleep with one eye open" glare when I play with him and sing this one..... :mohawk:



Hmm, I've yet to try this with my boy........Nor will I, I doubt he'd ever ever ever do that {to me}..but still..after the game above .... :fallenangel:

dixie 04-14-2011 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rook (Post 320278)



I will see your ferret dance and raise you a kitty dance. LOL :D



(I thought it was funny, since it was made by the same guy who made the ferret one...lol)

Rook 04-14-2011 09:22 PM

LMFAO....I havent heard that one in Ages !!!


Btw, Delaware House approves Civil Unions, the measure to legalize civil unions for same-sex couples now heads to Gov. Jack Markell, who has pledged to sign the bill into law.
:candle:

Lady Pamela 04-15-2011 11:02 AM

Today is:
National Day Of Silence for our LGBTQ youth.

Below is my grandaught Ty

And I am standing beside her in support and protection on this day.

It is time for the bullying and harrassment to stop!



Bard 04-15-2011 11:12 AM

Afternoon Delight mm might be just about the best.... Nothing like sending us BOTH to work with a smile :sunglass: Hells yeah
:byebye:

justkim 04-15-2011 06:10 PM

Seen on Liquor store sign...
 
We may not have anymore Pot Shops, but we sure have a lot of BUD!

Rook 04-15-2011 06:57 PM

I had folks Hounding me...srsly. Reminding me every other day "Day of Silence comin' up, stock up, u'll need the ink & paper -teehee-"
I did participate, but around..Oh...3 pm, I almost threw the "towel" {or rather, closed my Tablets notepad}, here I am...some Joe Blow in a small town, exhausting my fingers typing reasons, and showing pamphlet...even during Dialysis...
I watch tv, and who's talkin up a storm?
Ellen....
Ok, she's mainstream, and has a public job with ratings.
She's also got creative License last I checked, to create far more awareness on the Purpose of the day.
If she can discuss her marriage to Portia, have silly segments with Portia, cry about a Pooch.....
Celebrate her marriage, be pissed off about Prop 8...
Surely she can spare 1 show to prove the point of many a Students bullied Plight.
She has to talk? ummm....So do I ...{pointing to Doctors, nurses, techs, paramedics, waitresses :mohawk:}
She could've used her "clout", that they record shows before they are aired? I'm more than sure she was aware of this day, it is her show, could've recorded 1 episode related to it...
I'm not expecting her to be the Lesbian/Queer Messenger , however, if she can discuss other issues...
You'd think this one would be amongst them, after all...
Didn't she make an HBO short film, a certain boy tries killing himself because he's gay and faces issues at school??....
Bah!

:blink: /random rant

violaine 04-15-2011 07:00 PM

toes are not hotdorgs.
 
the screaming was deafening. but dancing made up for it. a baby at seventeen and written into a will. she's teaching lessons, bolder and stronger than the african grey.

Diva 04-15-2011 08:22 PM

I have paint all over my shirt......black and lime green with a little purple glitter thrown in for good measure.... :|




Diva 04-16-2011 03:55 PM

I had THE best dream......I was sharing a meal with my Mom, my Dad and my daughter, Melody.....all in heaven now.....

It was so lovely......



Rook 04-16-2011 10:00 PM

An old Lady well into her 90s, on her deathbed, waves her great-grand daughter over, patting the side of her bed.
The girl dutifully sits, and leans as the frail woman whispers,

- "My darling child, to you I shall leave 20 Sheep, my precious cattle, the stable of purebred Horses, 100 acres with a gorgeous pond that houses a family of Ducks and Swans."


The great-grand daughters' eyes widen and asks,
- "I never knew you had all that, where is it?"

- "In my Facebook"

Ebon 04-16-2011 10:43 PM

Well this just cracks me up.


Diva 04-16-2011 10:49 PM

I just made some VERY yummie chocolate cupcakes......with mayonaisse in them!


I know. :|



Kobi 04-17-2011 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 321701)
I just made some VERY yummie chocolate cupcakes......with mayonaisse in them!


I know. :|





Is this a bona fide recipe or a creation born from inhaling a few too many paint fumes?

:jester:


JustLovelyJenn 04-17-2011 10:49 AM

Thought I would pop in after my OVER LONG absence from this place with a very big :sorry: and a little bit of a story as to what has kept me away.

A lot of things have changed. I quit :cigar:... YAY ME!!! I'm single again, and I really don't want to talk about that one... :censor: Lately I feel a little like my life has been highjacked :pirate-steer: My tax return came in :2cents: so I bought a new :carride:which is already broken down. I also paid off some debt, including an old student loan. Since that isn't hanging over my head anymore... I decided to go back to school :glasses: THIS means, that a lot of my extra time now goes to :reader: text books. I got pneumonia :cough: and I am still recovering from that. My sons medication has stopped working so well, so hes a little.... :freak: And I'm just :praying: that the new medication we started works better. I may be moving soon and I'm still :deepthoughts: about everything that that involves. Over all I guess I am still feeling a little like this.... :brainsucker: ... and maybe this.... :overreaction: I'm really hoping to get back my :ohm:

citybutch 04-17-2011 10:58 AM

I gettin my composter, I gettin my composter!

morningstar55 04-17-2011 02:32 PM

..hmmmmm 48 members .. and 54 guest's........ :chocolate:

Maria 04-17-2011 03:41 PM

I get that salted caramel is a thing. But rock salt-encrusted caramels are an abomination.

Diva 04-17-2011 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 321732)


Is this a bona fide recipe or a creation born from inhaling a few too many paint fumes?

:jester:


I posted the recipe in the BFP Cookbook thread.....there are no fumes with acrylics.....



Gemme 04-17-2011 08:57 PM

This is pretty much my love and myself....
 

Random 04-17-2011 09:25 PM

I love burlesque... Adore it....

Since I saw my first fan dance, I was hooked...

So imagine my excitement when they made a whole movie about it... with CHER!!!!

So... after eons of waiting for it to come out on netflix... It came... We watched

IT SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

The music didn't save it, the costumes didn't save it, the dancing didn't save it... CHER didn't save it...

I mean... A pussycat dolls vidieo had more heat than this movie...

whine...

Showgirls was better...

Kobi 04-17-2011 11:41 PM



For some unknown reason, I was watching one of
those tv preachers spouting off today.

And, I found myself wondering......God managed to
create an exquisitely intricate universe and all contained
within.

So why does humankind think He needs their help to interpret
His Word? Do people really think He is incapable of getting a
message across without their unique interpretation of it?


Pixie 04-18-2011 04:31 PM

NOM NOM
 
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...RxIRbFx8Iw&t=1

princessbelle 04-18-2011 05:21 PM

i suck most of the cheese off of cheetoes then put them in my mouth and the rest of it just melts and it's kinda cool.

However, my fingers and lips are then sorta yellowish. :sunglass:

afixer 04-18-2011 05:33 PM

wants!
 

Gemme 04-18-2011 06:28 PM

OMG!!! Amazing!!!
 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0...1_lnk3%7C56818




Mister Bent 04-18-2011 07:01 PM

Spring comes to Central Park
 
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...ralpark411.jpg

dixie 04-18-2011 07:48 PM

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...c-to-pondr.jpg

Rook 04-18-2011 10:43 PM

wow...
either something/someone seriously spooked a Skunk nearby, or 2 skunks squabbled, maybe a female's seriously playing 'hard-to-get' under my house...
Gawds...
-= closes door, windows =- PSHEW.....
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/i...ncio_77/pu.jpg

Rook 04-18-2011 11:40 PM

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/i...o_77/brush.jpg

A little humor for those down in the dumps,
Just when you think your Life couldn't get more fucked up.....Someone else has it worse..

:mohawk:

Soft*Silver 04-19-2011 01:39 AM

My eye is twitching

dixie 04-19-2011 09:06 PM

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...rama-queen.jpg

scootebaby 04-19-2011 09:13 PM

my beautiful,sweet,white,ADD kitty--gracie ann--has taken to following me to the kitchen,circling like a lion,then follows me back to the couch and INSISTS on trying whatever it is i am eating---we can now add pb&j to her growing least of food she likes.

dixie 04-19-2011 09:50 PM

Ha! That's pretty cool...lol


Guy 04-19-2011 10:12 PM

If trees could scream would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?

We might if they screamed all the time for no good reason.

morningstar55 04-20-2011 05:52 AM

...never knew there was such a thing as nipple phobia ..... heh not even sure how its spelled.. lol

Butterbean 04-20-2011 11:45 AM

My tongue is sore from sucking on nicotine lozenges. It feels like this

------->
http://www.geographictonguehelp.com/...-picture-4.jpg

Random 04-20-2011 12:21 PM

Mitmo has discovered a secret weapon.

I do believe she is chortaling with joy over it.

The other day she was heading out for a bit, but didn't want to take a shower first. Now if you look up the word, *Bed Head* the picture next to the word is my babies hair when she wake up. ( Let's just say that snookie doesn't a a thing on mitmo's beehive/bumpett.) So her going out of the house without attenting to her hair is NOT something that is done...

She didn't brush it out or put on a hat...

She pulled her hair back into a low ponytail.

oh my...

She came swaggering into the study in her camos and with that hair all slicked back from that beautiful face and a bolt of lust hit me so hard I almost started sweating.

oh my...

Needless to say when I came in from school later on that evening, she had bathed and slicked back that hair again... Deliberate action...

oh my..... BLUSH....

I have informed her that she may not use this new power for evil, nor shall she use it to get her way... She just laughed a slighty evil laugh..

I don't know if I should be worried or now... Grin... I like the power structure in my house just fine and do not want to become a sex slave....

Abigail Crabby 04-20-2011 04:58 PM

Ever hear a Penguin Giggle
 
The Wee One sent this to me and I've watched it several times lol



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