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Mississippi Lesbian teen won the Prom Dispute and was awarded 35 k...
School district also must adopt Policy prohibiting Discrimination based on Sexual Orientation according to A.C.L.U.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/07/20/...ent/index.html

:sunglass:

Cucumis Melo, provided a ten pound fruit- and i bought it for 2.40$ !

a chipmunk, always on the look out for chow, came right up to me today begging for sunflower seeds, and she walked around while i made myself closer to the ground. i did not try to touch her, but easily could have hand fed her.

Nothing like being up at 3:15 a.m. because my 13 year old beastdog is having a panic attack over stormy weather.

just up whining cause my mouth hurts like crazy after yet another dental apt yesterday.. ugh!!! enough already!

Seriously craving fresh cool Green coconut Water + Pulp...

http://www.allproducts.com/manufactu...m/product1.jpg

After watching Annie last night, and fully understanding the Plot {Closed Captioning nowadays}
Every now and then I'd mumble "are u kidding me with this ?"
And since I got time to waste, I'll show u what I came up with

Dumb Dog {As thought by SANDY}

Dumb dog,
Why are you following me?

{Dumb bitch, why did u rescue my ass?}

I ain`t got a crumb dog,

{Wasn't asking..}

How about lettin` me be?

{You started it by defending meee}

I ain`t gon-na feed you,
Ain`t got a scrap for you.
Need you.

{U seem to need food more than me,
Are these insults really needed?}

Don`t give a crap for you.

{ditto}

Dumb dog dumb-er than they come dog.

{Fake reddddd, lice-infested idiot}

You`re the most presumin` dog
That a human could know.

{You're one to Talk,
I need roof so...lead the waaaaay}

Sandy {as thought by SANDY}

Fifi, That ain`t a name for this mutt.

{I got a few names for u, twit}

So how about Champion?
Champion you`re anything but.

{Look who's fuckin' talkin}

We could call him Tiger, But there`s no bite in him,

{Aww, Rawrrr, baby}

Tiger!Kittens would frighten him.

{U and me, bitch, out back, let's go}

Rover! When you think it over,
Rover is the perfect name for this dumb look-in` dog.

{Again with the insults...I like rover though, weeeee}

Sandy, Sandy`s his name if you please.

{Someone smack her wig off, please}

If you don`t be-lieve me ask anyone of the fleas

{or her Lice, it was a sudden decision, I'm hungry 'nuff said}

Residing on Sandy,
True he ain`t pedigreed, Sandy, there ain`t no better breed.

{Oh now she's nice, fake hypocrite}

And he really comes in handy,
`Specially when you`re all alone in the night
and you`re small and terribly frightened it`s
Sandy, Sandy who`ll always be there!

{U bettah recognize Bitches...}

:seeingstars::sunglass:

Others shall soon be partaking in the sugar coma.

I don't know why I nap in the early evening. I always awake discombobulated, wondering if I'm coming or going.

I am a suffer-er of sudden sinus headaches...
I sometimes wonder if a migrane would be a nice change of pace? :|

Sometimes you just have to say, "STOP THE BLOODY MADNESS!".

That is all.

It's entirely possible that someone might not make it through the night tonight. I'm hoping that work found someone to help me with my shift or I'm turning the phones off. :blink:

contemplating...

how well will cheesey poofs go with red wine?

I have this great refrigerator magnet that says:

"I'm sorry. I just please need you to shut up for one minute."

Could this my new mantra? Perhaps so.
Did I mention there's a martini glass on the magnet? :eyebat:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 159433)

I have this great refrigerator magnet that says:

"I'm sorry. I just please need you to shut up for one minute."

Love it! :)

I have one that says "And your cry baby, whiny opinion would be....?"

I'm rarely a smart ass in real life....but evidently my fridge is. :giggle:

http://rlv.zcache.com/how_about_a_ni...91trlf_400.jpg

Yep, I think I'll be wearing this to the office on Monday...

I was pleasantly surprised, despite being rudely subjected to training on an enormously busy night, that I didn't harm anyone. :blink:

It left a foul-smelling "present" on the front seat. LMFAOOOO

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/07/23/col...ex.html?hpt=T2

hhahahaha this must have been a hell of a sight lol

While pruning one of my plants, I found 2 caterpillar..:blink:
I did leave them be, but that kind of explained the random "munched on" holes on the new leafs..
:wateringgarden:

"Don't give me that shit that weed's a drug. It ain't no motherfuckin' drug. I've done the research. It's just a plant. it grows like that. And if you just happen to set it on fire....there are some effects"
~Katt Williams