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A woman calls her husband to tell him that their two sons want to go to the zoo, then a movie.
"That's too expensive," he says, "it's one or the other." "Okay, which one do you prefer?" The husband replies, "Mikey." http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...g?t=1400433020 |
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Knock knock!
Who's there? Little old lady? Little old lady who? Wow! I didn't know you could yodel! |
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Why is turtle wax so expensive?
Because turtles have such tiny ears. http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ps9272579e.jpg |
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How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
(Your head hits the ceiling!) How do you raise a baby elephant? (With a fork lift!) |
For my 6th grade Algebra teacher, Ms. York. :)
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Patient: I think I'm a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Pull yourself together! |
Shrimp on the Barbie
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What color socks do bears wear? (They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!) What do little penguins sing when their father brings fish home for dinner? (Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!) |
Knock Knock!
Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Don't cry, it's just me. Knock Knock! Who's there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who? No they don't, cowsgo moo. |
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