I'd ask :)

"We're going on a double date with my recent ex and her new girlfriend. Guess who your date is?!"

No doubt the second date was the last?????

Bottom line - I do not want to hear about anyone's ex's - huge red flag for me.

Ex talk can be too much but if your current partner is still in communication with an ex due to children then that should be said up front.

How about you pick up the tab. I don't get paid til next week. Sorry I ordered all those shots.

On a first (and last) date with someone about ten years ago, she told me I'd outgrow my spiritual beliefs.
I've also heard stuff about not usually being into fat women, but my personality is just so great, they couldn't resist. (That one didn't get a second date, either.)

"(eyeroll) I'm sorry I crashed your bike, OKAY? I'll fix it."

True story.

OH... so her screen name is the same as mine on another site.

i'm carrying (just in case):fastdraq:..................:byebye:

Once upon a time this person I went on a date with referred to my ("way to small", B cup breasts) in the following statement: "Well, I don't want to be with them (the breasts), but you..." So I walked away and changed my number, nope, no thank you, I am better, know batter and can do better than that! lol

If your date flirts with the waitress, discretely take the waitress aside and tell her that your date would like to take the cheque (especially if you are in a large group).

"Just in case this date goes south, do you have someone we can call for bail money?"

Nice restaurant. Hey, let's break the ice. Want to see me balance the steak knife on the tip of my nose?

I hear this is a great movie. Ohhhhh damn I dropped my popcorn all over the floor! Can you help me pick it up, I didn't bring enough cash for another bag.

Happy you asked:
Gosh, that was long ago...yeah, I think she was the ex of my ex who was the ex of the woman I dated last year who was the ex of her cousin's ex when her ex was dating the ex i had dated before this ex when her ex started dating my cousin's ex before her ex got involved with this straight woman who had 6 kids, some of whom i dated last year because I had no idea they were the ex' ex ex ex's.
Gosh, I really like you. Are you free tomorrow?

Tell me your thoughts on birth control, abortion and the immaculate conception....oh look, the appetizers and salad are coming!

You remind me so much of my ex.

I never said this.