Smartest. When you're smart you can always think up ways to accomplish things you want done that you aren't strong enough to do yourself. When you're the strongest and think you can kick everybody's ass into making them do it for you, well that's when they shoot you.

Would you rather spend time in purgatory or make a pit stop in Naraka?

Amazing what you can learn here. I just checked out what "Naraka" means. I actually don't think I'm a candidate for either. I'm more likely to end up as slow-release fertilizer.

Would you rather be virus swabbed in a drive through at your bank or the drive through at McDonalds?

Bank

WYR be a social drinker or drink alone?

I am not sure I am the best to answer this; I will enjoy a glass of wine with a nice meal. Does that count?

Would you rather discover or uncover?

Uncover.......

WYR.......Give or receive

Receive

Would you rather have a banana split or an ice cream sundae?

Would You Rather
 

Vegan banana split.


Would you rather bite your tongue or blast someone out on social media?

Bite my tongue.

Would you rather see 10 minutes of what your future will look like OR change any 10-minute segment of your past?

Orange
WYR work in a job that is less stressful with less opportunity for advancement or a job that is more stressful with more opportunity for advancement.

Good question. Werewolf for me.

WYR have a pontoon boat on the lake or a SeaRay on the river?

A SeaRay Sundancer 370 outboard. It would be great to sleep on during hot summer nights.

WYR play Euchre or go swimming in the ocean?

Euchre is that as easy to cheat at as poker and which ocean are we talking about and how far out in that ocean and for how long? Never mind I'll just guess. I like the idea of not donating any of my body parts until after I'm dead and Eucher can't be as bad as bridge and I survived that, thanks mom, so I'll say the Euchre thing.

If you had no other choice would you rather listen to Jesus Lover of My Soul by Pat Boone or This is a Job For the Holy Ghost by Mike Purkey every day, three times daily for the rest of your natural life?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqSn...arrencarstairs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk5c...kePurkey-Topic

I'll roll with Mike Purkey.

Would you rather find out you've fallen in love with a someone who served prison time for a violent crime OR someone who leads a double life?

Someone who served prison time!

WYR eat alone at home or go out to a restaraunt and eat alone?

Go to a restaurant eating alone. Might meet someone to dine with while waiting for my table.


WYR ride a super adrenaline-producing rollercoaster alone or a mellow Ferris wheel with a friend?

I would rather ride a mellow Ferris wheel with a friend any day!


Would you rather create an autobiography or weave a small rug on a loom?

Weave a small rug on a loom.

Would you rather spend a week with someone you really admire OR spend a week with someone whose company you really enjoy?

Couscous

Would you rather have an unauthorized biography written about you OR be a horrible and dangerous high-level politician for four years?

No fair—I want both of them! And can you throw in a baby goat?

Okay, little Ripley the Rhino is too cute but I’m going with Gina the Giraffe!

Would you rather be so afraid of heights that you can’t go to the second floor of a building or be so afraid of the sun that you can only leave the house on rainy days?

Would you rather.
 

Would I rather be so afraid of heights I can't go above the second floor or so afraid of the sun you can only go out on rainy days?

Well this is the easiest one yet, I live on the third floor so I guess like now I can only go out on rainy days so I will set my only outing, shopping, for a rainy day.


WYR: Sleep all day and go to work and fun Only in the night time OR sleep all night and go to work and fun Only in the day time?

The baby goat! Baby sloths are adorable, but I’m here for the baby goat.

Would you rather always have wet socks OR a small rock in your shoe?

Would you rather.
 

Rock in my sock sounds ok, wet socks will give you foot rot in no time.


WYR: Spend each day except one on which to rest OR spend each day resting and shopping all day for one day?

Would you rather have Christopher Walken or Danny DeVito portray you in a movie about your life?

I would much rather have my head shaved!

WYR go on vacation to the same place you have been to for the past 10 years, or be a chaperone of a tour group to somewhere you have never visited?

I’d go to the same place. I like chaperoned tours, but only when the tour guide knows the city and I’d be terrible at giving a tour if I don’t know the area.

Would you rather wake up naked in a forrest five miles from home or in your underwear in the gardening section at a nearby Walmart?

Naked in a forest five miles from home.

Would you rather let nature take it's course or if you knew you wouldn't get busted just push them over the cliff?

I would rather have waterlogged ears for a year. (what an awful thought!)

WYR paddle a boat for 100 miles, or jog around the perimeter of the water for 100 miles?

Oh my gosh, I used to love those red candy apples! Who didn't?!!!
So, in answer to your question, I would rather have a traditional red candy apple!

WYR win a contest for wearing the best, most original, hand-made by yourself, Halloween costume, or win a contest for having carved the best, most original, hand-carved by yourself pumpkin for Halloween?

Carving the pumpkin is tempting but I'm going with the best, most original, hand-made by yourself, Halloween costume.

Would you rather know how the world began or how it will end?

A Jack O'lantern sounds like a whole lot of fun. We live in an apartment that's down an unlit walkway from the street so few people unfamiliar with it get back here. Gives me an idea though, I could pick up some cheap Halloween decorations and lights to make a trail of sorts. The costume creation wouldn't work as my mom taught me to sew (she made many of my clothes as a kid). Every time I get a sewing machine, it ends up being left behind during a midnight move.

WYR dive off a springboard or jump from a three-story diving platform?

How it will end.

Neither really but I guess a springboard might be less dangerous for me.

WYR know the date when you are going to die or know the date when you will meet your next great love?