Abigail: I Love,love,LOVE this.thank you for sharing it... The poem about
being in love, that is.
I can only wish I had time to figure out how to reply with quoted posts :/

I woke up to this on my facebook wall.

Kids are so funny what entertains them! At the doctors office with my 5 year old daughter...she has me make balloons out of gloves. She is now dancing around the exam room with one in each hand calling them "fat hands". And here I thought she was sick! I missed work for this? Lol! I wouldn't have it any other way!!!

My brother borrows my NY Yankees ballcap, not because he's a fan...
His hair is extra-mega curly, and lookin' like krusty the clown....
btw, I never learn.
I felt bad, and said "here, but take care of it"..
Today, I wake up at 7 am, THE POOCH is walkin' through the living room very proud, happy strutting..With MY ballcap...drooled, chewed and fucked up....
"CHINO !!!!!!!! GET OUT HERE......NOW!!!!"
Half the neighborhood must've heard my mouth.
He finally shows up, annoyed, squinting, yawning with a sleepy
"What?"
I motion to the dog {who, btw, is still enjoying my former favorite ballcap with small air tosses..}
-"Oh...shit..." -sheepish smile-
-"That's it?...Oh Shit? He's chowing on a $27 ballcap."
-"How'd he get it?"
-"Wanna take a guess or 2? My treat, u fucknut."
-"Ummm..."-scratching his head with genuine stupidity..-
At this point, I swiped the ballcap, shooed the dog away and threw the cap at him....
-"It's 7 am, christ"
-"I didn't buy that thing in walmart, you're paying for it!"
-"Aw c'mon I'm broke, I love u tooooo"
-"what the....?"
-"Doesn't I love u mean not having to say i'm sorry?"
-"Fuck no..."

I swear...If he wasn't my Blood...
:angry:

hmm traded my dodge diesel pick up for a chevy stepside 4x4 its 2 yrs older then my dodge.. but its black an jacked up and in perfect shape..wondering why the guy would trade... guess it dont matter i just luv the chevy!! mid life crisses?

*yikes* and *sigh*.... all at once....

TRAINING ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY:


An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym,
when he spotted a sweet young thing...He asked the trainer that was
near by"What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet
thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby".......

I finally shaved my legs :D its been over 2 weeks :o

They eat people with a whole lot of money....

INCREDIBLE ********
 

:candle: sometimes you can find kindred spirits in the furthest of places, I am blessed that a new friendship is beginning thanks to bfp. You know who you are :praying:

Nicotine withdrawal
 

Withdrawal symptoms begin as soon as four hours after the last cigarette, generally peak in intensity at three to five days, and disappear after two weeks. They include both physical and mental symptoms.

Physical Symptoms

During the quitting process people should consider the following physical symptoms of withdrawal as they were recuperating from a disease and treat them accordingly as they would any physical symptoms:

-Tingling in the hands and feet
-Sweating
-Intestinal disorders (cramps, nausea)
-Headache
-Cold symptoms as the lungs begin to clear (sore throats, coughing, and
other signs of colds and respiratory problem)

Mental and Emotional Symptoms

Nearly every moderate to heavy smoker experiences more than one of the following strong emotional and mental responses to withdrawal.

-Feelings of being an infant: temper tantrums, intense needs, feelings of
dependency, a state of near paralysis.
-Insomnia
-Mental confusion
-Vagueness
-Irritability
-Anxiety
-Depression is common in the short and long term. In the short term it may mimic the feelings of grief felt when a loved one is lost. As foolish as it sounds, a smoker should plan on a period of actual mourning in order to get through the early withdrawal depression.

:seeingstars: :seeingstars: :seeingstars: :seeingstars: :seeingstars: :seeingstars:

I think that when I wear my rain boots it feels the same way as when people wear jeans....I don't know for sure, of course, since I don't have any jeans, though I used to have a cute jeans skirt, but I don't wear skirts any more and I don't have a jeans dress since that isn't appealing to me....

just a thought, is all...

and, yeah, since it's raining (again and forever) I had to come home and change out of my new favorite and too cute for words short leather boots, into my still cute with flowers 'n things, rain boots!!

I love (pretending to be) being vapid ! :>

You talkin' about me again?

:weightlifter:
:eyebat:

Not sure how well I'd do if stranded on an island. I don't think I could handle the bugs.

:D
 

Jar! How the heck have you been? Mare and I are doing great, thanks! In fact, it'll be five years this year. :) :)

Hiatus huh? Good for you! :) Glad to see you "back". :)

My great aunt is visiting.

Yesterday she picked almost all the flowers from my yard and then visited every dead person she knows within one hundred miles.

Today she's visiting the living and she's already eyeing my wisteria.

<- sighing inside before I go cut her some with a smile.

Has it been that long? Wow!! Congrats!! I'm so happy for you two.

I'm doing ok ... still single, still living in the same place. But at least it's peaceful :)

On the phone: Holy Hamburger Helper

Was that with or without an exclamation point?

:|

Peaceful is always good. :)

Yes, it's been that long already. Yet, it doesn't seem like it, so that is always a good thing. :)

A Memory
 

it was this bad
 

spark plugs falling apart and ending up in the valves of an F150.