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I have forgotten what it feels like to have $500 in my checking account.......
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this cracked me up
Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.' 'Oh yeah?' said Charlie , 'And how did this one end?' 'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.' 'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?' She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chickenshit.' |
It is hot enough
To Fry green eggs and spam on the sidewalk (spam can be sliced thinner for a better sidewalk fry) outside |
I wanna work for Consumer Reports
And test things all day :) |
It takes me three games to pool to warm up properly and one more to start losing again. :blink:
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Angry that Angry birds is so dang addictive...
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Yodel
Instead of talking to Beasley's plants I am going to start yelling at them to see if they still grow. They may end up troubled and insecure. It's my experiment and I might even wear a cape during the process.
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This is an excellent piece.
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In Chicago. It's the best! Woohoo! I sure did miss it out here! Had Home Run Inn Pizza today and tomorrow a Cubs game! :cheer: |
I need a woman with a slow hand. ;)
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Does anyone believe in true, old fashioned love anymore? The kind that you actually *work* at to make it last?
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It is whining-Wednesday:
I slept poorly. The humidity is at 85%, it is soupy and mosquito-y outside. I am working on a playground revitalization proposal and am in/out all day. I mistakenly thought I had scheduled a budget meeting for 830am and rushed out of the house without drying my hair, in a rather dodgy ensem. Consequently, I'm having a truly horrific hair day and I am wearing dark coloured shorts with legs that are an unenviable shade of cadaver pale. AND I left the breakfast, lunch and coffee I packed on the kitchen counter. I wanna go back to bed and start today over. ::whine:: <--- i didn't know there was a whine emoticon, but i like it! |
"California" We've been on the run Driving in the sun Looking out for number 1 California here we come Right back where we started from Hustlers grab your guns Your shadow weighs a ton Driving down the 101 California here we come Right back where we started from California! Here we come! On the stereo Listen as we go Nothing's gonna stop me now California here we come Right back where we started from Pedal to the floor Thinkin' of the roar Gotta get us to the show California here we come Right back where we started from California! Here we come! |
Hot hot
I've heard people say things like 'Oh, I just forgot to eat' or 'It's just too hot to eat' Neither of those phrases have ever come from my lips....until this weekend.
It was too hot and I was so busy, I forgot to eat :| |
Today is not a good day.....
I just can't find the horizon..... I know it's there - but I've lost my way...... |
I am waiting to have this skin cancer wart thing off my cheek. Third excision. Working in da sun. Use sunscreen.
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Doing housework with a cockatoo on your shoulder is harder than you'd think. :blink:
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This year we will see 4 unusual dates..1/1/11,1/11/11,11/1/11,11/11/11
NOW go take the last 2 digits of the year U were born + how old U will be=111 CRAZY! |
My total number of posts now equals the total number of visitors to my profile page. Funny the things I notice and how they fascinate me. I must go play this number in the daily lottery drawing tho cuz it might be a sign ya know. :| |
i went into the red zone today
wow . . . :| |
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
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I asked her to be my "Wing-Femme" and she declined...I am devastated!
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I would like to invite everyone to raise a glass of whatever floats their boat in celebration of two major steps in the right direction.
The future looks very bright. Andrea |
Ode to Enchanted Light Under the trees light has dropped from the top of the sky, light like green latticework of branches, shining on every leaf, drifting down like clean white sand. A cicada sends it's song sawing high into the empty air. The world is a glass overflowing with water. ~ Pablo Neruda |
My allergies took a beating with the oak pollen. Now we slide right into the pine pollen. If I dress all in pink, maybe it will mistake me for a benadryl and leave me alone. |
Take my hand and walk with me
I can not say our journey together will be with out rocks and brambles there will always be those who scoff at how we can be so imperfectly perfect for eachother but just take the hand I extend to you for it is given in love and without reservation you are the light I could not see the love I could not believe in and yet you stood by my side never wavering until my sight cleared and I saw the other half of me in you forgive a broken cowboi for his hard head ways Bu hy is here before you and I offer to you my hand and my name for now and for all times so walk this path with me, right by my side and I promise to you the best of us is only yet to be:rrose: |
I can not believe how much I have NOT worked today. For now on, smart phone stays in the car......They are nice enough to let me leave at 2 today
(orthodontist appointment) yes, braces at my age. At least they are invisalign. When I was a know it all teen ager, I did not wear my retainer, and who knows why my body waited until menopause for my teeth to start to move.....and teeth do move! But it's kayaking that I'm day dreaming about. I've been rowing all winter and spring on a speedstrohe gym machine, it's kayak specific stroke training, AND....I bought peel and stick knee pads to do kneeling rowing......It's like Christmas eve to me. |
Rosie and I are watching on TV the Casey Anthony trial in Florida. I cannot get over how nasty it has gotten. Casey is just grasping at straws to get off death row. Our hearts break for her parents and brother.
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Bruce B. Wilmer
Our love is something we have built From passions, hopes and dreams. It's safe from any passing moods, Secure from all extremes. It's something real and special, Something solid, something pure. It's something we can always count on, ringing sound and sure. It's something grounded in the heart, Emitting confidence. It lives in our emotions; It is something we can sense. Our love remains a binding force, Resistant to all strife. Amidst the outer pressures, it's our anchor throughout life. |
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I'm so fortunate to have the best neighbors!
This afternoon, one of my sweet neighbors brought me a HUGE container of fresh hummus! Holy Gay......I just had a little on a cracker......YUM to the MIE! :D |
*POOF*
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Oops! I think I left my hammer on the bus yesterday!
http://images.halloweencostumes.org/...hor_hammer.jpg |
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