my fail safe rice cooker...add some rice, stick your finger in, pour water up to first joint on your index finger, cover pot, flip the switch.

my paper shredder....so satisfying

my Honda 2008 CRV...I used to drive a Porsche 911, now I don't care where I park.

gm3 of your most charming traits

~i can cook a nice meal for guests
~i can entertain said guests wit' the art o' conversation
~i can laugh at me own foibles


good one, let's give it another go then...

I give off a "comfortable old shoes" vibe..meaning EVEN if you've never met me before, you'll feel comfortable and at ease around me!

I am the FIRST to admit I was wrong and apologize!

I have an excellent sense of humor and find it helps lighten often depression situations!

give me 3 things about yourself you WISH you could change but KNOW you'll never be able to!

I'm short
I'm old
I'm cranky

gm3 reasons why you'd never complete, varnish, and hang a jigsaw puzzle in your living room.

• I wish I hadn’t been so snotty to my parents as a teen.
  
• I’d like to be better at small talk with strangers…total introvert through and through.
  
• I’m a damned klutz. That’s likely to stick with me forever.

Give me three characteristics that are a must in a future partner.

Honesty
Respect
Must be a good communicator

GM 3 musts for you for your next partner?

MUST have a sense of humor
MUST have a sense of humor
MUST have a sense of humor......I did mention about the sense of humor thingy right?


3 things you can't live without

Ginger Ale
Chocolate moon pies
the internet for now lol

GM 3 things that you could do without?

foot fungus
anal warts
herpes

gm3 reasons you live where you live

It's affordable.
I love the area.
It's very queer friendly.

Give me three things to do with a paper clip.

reclose a Doritos bag

clean your fingernails

bind chicken legs before roasting

gm3 reasons not to recycle

It's all to damn complicated!!!!
I don't know what to do with empty pizza boxes
I don't want recycled items, I want new!

gm3 examples of ways you've used to decline a date

BUMP BUMP..

gm3 examples of ways you've used to decline a date:

I'm a lesbian
I'm straight
I'm celibate

Give me 3 places you'd rather be this coming Christmas than at home with family

Chicago
Chicago
Chicago...Did I mention I LOVE Chicago??

3 things you hope Santa DOES NOT bring

A Yoko Ono cd
Any sort of dodgy/suspect foods from abroad
Nylon socks

give me things you hope Santa has got in his swag bag for you?

A very nice woman
A airline ticket (or two) for Chicago
A gift certificate for a weeks stay at Days Inn on Diversity Parkway

give me 3 things/people/events you want to avoid during the holidays

1. being plopped on Santa's knee at the mall
2. turkeys without stuffing
3. the sight of red wine stains on beige carpets

gm3 flowers you like to see in flower arrangements ( or bouquets)

Carnations
Tiger Lily's
Baby's Breathe

gm3 traditions you hold dear around the holidays

1. mocking people who believe in elves

2. going to department store perfume counters and spraying as much as I can get my hands on

3.gathering the grandchildren round on Christmas Eve to watch "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"

gm3 things that should not be included in Christmas Dinner (assuming you have one )

Watching A Christmas Story with my dad and sister.
Decorating the tree and listening to Christmas carols.
Mushroom gravy.

Give me three holiday traditions you could do without.

Oysters in the stuffing
peas
Jello of any kind

gm3 Christmas songs that make you tear up

"The Lonely Jew on Christmas" South Park

"Christmas in Heaven" Monty Python

"Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire" Bob Rivers

gm3 Christmas carols you can play on a banjo.

If I could play the banjo I'd play

Oh come all e faithful
Little Drummer Boy
Chestnuts roasting on a open fire

gm 3 ways you pay it forward

– pay for the next person in the fast-food line
– donate to charitable organizations
– give a "beggar" a couple dollars

Give me three things to do get out of a funk.

Scream and let it all out
Treat myself to something special
Focus on someone else's problems

give me 3 things you hope to avoid on the day after Thanksgiving

turkey
stuffing
relatives

gm3 gadgets you love

pots and pans
flower vases
cookbooks

give me 3 things you'll never throw away

family photos
kids' pottery
parents' personal jewelry

gm3 tv shows you watch faithfully

wave
jump up and down
yell

gm3 colours you won't wear

Morning Joe
60 Minutes
Shark Tank

gm 3 tv you NEVER watch!

Haven
Duck Dynasty
anything to do with golf, fishing, hunting or buying online jewelry from a Trump wife.

gm3 annual events you attend

I get to buy what I want
I can flirt either with someone in the store or a check out clerk
I get to "sample" a good things I'd otherwise not be able to

give me 3 reasons you hate about going to a grocery store

tv remote
laptop
cup of coffee

gm3 outdoor tasks you do regularly

sweep leaves and debris away from front door
sweep backyard patio/deck
clean outside of sliding glass doors

gm3 movies you'll more than likely watch during the holidays

Lone Ranger Collection
Cisco Kid Collection
39 Steps