when you stir the shit sooner or later you'll lick the spoon.

A sigh is a deep cleansing breath to prepare for the shit you're about to put up with.

“A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.”

“The problem with common sense is that most people are morons.”

still doesn't care... isn't consistency great?!

will now be charging a $20.00 service fee for stupidity. There will also be a $40.00 surcharge if the stupidity is accompanied by whining.

y'all made me laugh at a time when i needed it! i want tshirts with this chit on it! :p

"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I just can't stick my head up my ass that far !"

(would love to say this to my little brother sometimes) hahahah

What do we call stupid people?

Job security!

I'm bright eyed and bushy tailed this morning...and apparently completely delirious too!

"Don't expect to walk in the sewer and not get shit on your shoes."

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person~

“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence."

A new broom always sweeps clean~

"Bitch .. get out of the sun. I don't like the smell of burning plastic"

BWHAHAHA
 

"100,000 sperm, and you where the fastest?"

I won't take a bullet for you because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.

I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o'clock in the morning and drive really slow so everyone else is late for work.