"and don't worry ... three critters in the lasagna"

"... I've been distracted all day..."

I love you

Talking about the cold weather and what I was wearing at said time, was told to " put on some damn clothes"

LMFAO

I found my phone!!!! Now I can get texts again! !

12:59 am her - i was hoping you would help me with some grammar

01:27 am her - hello are you awake?

02:08 am her - is it who's on first or whose on first

07:26 am me - it is me who's going to misplace your phone next time i see you



and then we laughed and laughed :3butch::4femme:

"You ain't seen nothin' yet, country boy"

re: Duck Dynasty to become a musical
 

Good Lord rednecks in a musical!

11:28 pm her - i'm grumpy, have to work 5 hours tomorrow

12:05 am her - don't you care?

12:48 am her - it takes me a half an hour to get to work! i don't get paid for that!

1:05 am her - guess i should get some sleep, love you good night

6:28 am me - pleased no one texts you in the middle of the night and wakes you, love you back

He called me Babe... doesn't mean anything but it was very pleasant just the same.

It's been a while. (f)

Priorities, of course...
 

"Those things would all be nice...but all i need is You. Wait a second...big bathtub?"

2:34 pm. her - almost had a threesome last night

2:37 pm. me - almost?

2:39 pm. her - yeah, just missing two other people

soap-a-dope.
 

But I really could!!!!

5:27 pm (her) - i'm running out of ways to invite you to come see me

5:29 pm (me) - you have never invited me

5:35 pm (her) - ooops, wrong person

(Me: I keep reading the card you gave me)
(Them: Why)
(Me: it's comforting)

Them: Comforting is a good thing. Stability of the heart and Soul.

Me:.....lucky for me.


Franky: I know, I know, little Irish girl.


Me: Don't call me little, limpdick.

Franky: Shhhhhhh...