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bonne-maman 12-31-2009 09:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 28660)
Turasultana, in honor of you, hard at work today whilst others lolly-gag around doing nothing or things like staying in bed, drinking hot coffee, eating donuts I give you sad trombone. Feel free to use it anytime.
awww, you're a sweetheart EZ chair!

I'm just sayin.

Look! They have a smiley of the YMCA guys!

:ymca:

That was fun.

Queerasfck 12-31-2009 09:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bonne-maman (Post 28662)
awww, you're a sweetheart EZ chair!

I'm just sayin.

Look! They have a smiley of the YMCA guys!

:ymca:

That was fun.
Ohhhh, I feel a mutual admiration society starting! You're pretty special yourself. Doctor Love is very lucky! Happy New Year Bonne!

http://letustalk.files.wordpress.com...ay-bon-ami.jpg

NJFemmie 12-31-2009 09:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by turasultana (Post 28658)
why am i at work? there's like 5 people here on my floor. The building is mostly empty (company fills up a 50 story building ).

not only is it new years eve day, its snowing for fux sake. i should have stayed in bed.

blah. ugh feh.
I'm with you. Why am *I* at work?
I slid (and I mean SLID) my way through snow to get here, only to sit and babysit a phone that isn't ringing.
We're getting out early, but still ... wtf?
I should have slept in.

bonne-maman 12-31-2009 10:03 AM
aren't your feet cold?
 
WHY do you INSIST on wearing shoes without socks ez chair?

http://www.corbisimages.com:80/image...4-6CBD6E525BDC

turasultana 12-31-2009 10:04 AM
there's 4 of us here, they're talking about stock options that they should have cashed in and didn't before the stock went boom. i'm contract, got no options. :) I'm here cause i get no paid time off either.

but I'll be grateful for the paycheck and stop my whining now. :crybaby:

thank you for the trombone ya bastid.

NJFemmie 12-31-2009 10:08 AM
I have like ... tons of PTO time I need to take before February - I could be off of work today. But NOOOOOOO .... I came in knowing damn well my car would slide all over the freakin' place because it HATES SNOW.

I could be home, warm, cuddled up, watching movies, playing wii, or napping with the Boo.

Three more hours.... just three more hours.....

:twitch:

Queerasfck 12-31-2009 11:50 AM
Yes please
 
I'd like to tap that tonight.........

http://www.gourmetgiftbaskets.com/im...pagne-Gift.jpg

Gemme 12-31-2009 05:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 28660)
Turasultana, in honor of you, hard at work today whilst others lolly-gag around doing nothing or things like staying in bed, drinking hot coffee, eating donuts I give you sad trombone. Feel free to use it anytime.
Dammit! :doh:

I, as another NYE worker, decided to take a peek.

Phooey.

IrishGrrl 12-31-2009 06:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FeminineAllure (Post 26977)
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell.

He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and

set about nailing it to a post on the edge of

his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the

post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked

down into the eyes of little boy.

"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your

puppies."

"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat

off the back of his neck, "These puppies come

from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."

The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then

reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a

handful of change and held it up to the farmer.

"I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take

a look?"

"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out

a whistle.. "Here, Dolly!" he called.

Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran

Dolly followed by four little balls of fur.

The little boy pressed his face against the chain

link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the

dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy

noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.

Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably

smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat

awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward

the others, doing its best to catch up...

"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the

runt. The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said,

"Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able

to run and play with you like these other dogs would."

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence,

reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his

trousers.

In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down

both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made

shoe.

Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir,

I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone

who understands."

With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and

picked up the little pup

Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy.

"How much?" asked the little boy. "No charge,"

answered the farmer, "There's no charge for love.."

The world is full of people who need someone who

understands..

Dammit!!! I'm crying again!!!

apretty 12-31-2009 07:34 PM
tonight we watch, 'a woman under the influence'.

we're on the best of the 70s kick.

plus, champs cocktails and good cheeses and bread. swooon.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_l4z_uk_P7M..._influence.jpg

JakeTulane 12-31-2009 07:43 PM
What ever happened to common courtesy and manners?

apretty 12-31-2009 09:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JakeTulane (Post 28961)
What ever happened to common courtesy and manners?
i know! i know! --they went the way of common sense!

Mister Bent 12-31-2009 09:20 PM
I'm a pig, what do I know?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by JakeTulane (Post 28961)
What ever happened to common courtesy and manners?
They died with Cary Grant.

Queerasfck 12-31-2009 09:49 PM
Oh my!
 
Chester can read!

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Gemme 12-31-2009 10:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 28997)
They died with Cary Grant.
I miss Archibald. He was the epitome of debonaire.

*sigh*

Quote:
Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 29015)
I don't care who you are, that's just adorable.

apretty 12-31-2009 10:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 29015)
he writes, too.

..."every dog loves a fascist" --he wrote that, really he did!

suebee 12-31-2009 10:45 PM
It's past midnight in my time zone, and this poor ole :floatbee: needs to go to bed. :tiredcomputer: Happy New Year everyone! :turkeyday: WHY is ther no New Year's smilie? Hmmmmm? :rant:

Rook 01-01-2010 12:13 AM
I swear....
I was buzzing on meds, musing with my relatives after much new years Loving Huggies, if someone fucking punched Dick Clark....and he spit nuts and bolts, sporting a red eye? I'd sit back and mumble "figures"
:eek::deepthoughts:

morningstar55 01-02-2010 06:52 AM
mawning.......... everyone well another new yrs eve and day has came and went...Its a new year a chance to start fresh in what ever you chose to do in your life. Ok .. now did yesterday feel like a sunday to any one......... or is it just me?? heh:anothersnowman:

suebee 01-02-2010 08:09 AM
My kitties smell so nice.....I wish they made fabric softener called "Georgie and Gracie". :playingcat::playingcat:

hpychick 01-02-2010 11:46 AM
(X) Gone on a blind date
( ) Watched someone die
(X) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(X) Been to Florida
( ) Been to Hawaii
( ) Been to Europe
( ) Been to South America
( ) Been to Central America
( ) Been to Asia
( ) Been to Australia
(X) Been on a plane
(X) Been on a helicopter
( ) Been on a cruise ship
( ) Visited all 50 states
(X) Been lost in a neighborhood I knew
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
(X ) Gone to Washington D.C.
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Played cops and robbers
(X) Recently colored with crayons
(X) Sang karaoke
(X) Paid for a meal with coins only
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made a prank phone call
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone
(X) Blown bubbles
(X) Gone ice-skating
(X) Been skinny dipping outdoor
( ) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch
(X)Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans
( ) Been deep sea fishing
( ) Driven across the United States
( ) Been in a hot air balloon
( ) Been sky diving
(X) Gone snowmobiling
( ) Lived in more than one country
(X) Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets
(X) Seen a falling star and made a wish
( ) Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser
( ) Seen the Statue of Liberty
( ) Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle
( ) Traveled by train
(X) Traveled by motorcycle
(X) Been horse back riding
( ) Ridden on a San Francisco cable car
(X) Been to Disney World or Disney Land
(X) Believe in the power of prayer
( ) Been in a rain forest
(X) Seen whales in the ocean
(X) Been to Niagara Falls
( ) Ridden on an elephant
( ) Ridden a camel
(X) Swam with dolphins
( ) Been to the Olympics
( ) Walked on the Great Wall of China
( ) Saw and heard a glacier calve
( ) Been spinnaker flying
( ) Been water-skiing
(X) Been snow-skiing
( ) Been to Westminster Abbey
( ) Swam in the Mediterranean

weatherboi 01-02-2010 01:01 PM
I never noticed the Wii fitness trainer having a pony tail. Think I am gonna switch over to the female trainer.

Diva 01-02-2010 09:50 PM
I just need to claim dibs on 2010.......it's MY year....sorry.....it just IS......:eyebat:

suebee 01-03-2010 12:26 AM
So have you SEEN that game in the arcade - turbocharged penguins? :eek: I couldn't play it anymore than a couple of times. I felt so bad for the little penguins! :penguin:

Eddie 01-03-2010 01:03 AM
I went to check my email just now and had a new message, which was from my local Burning Man group. The subject line read "Anyone have spandex and lasers for an event". While I knew what it was for, my friend sitting next to me saw the line and gave me the WTF look. I smiled and said "I do love my kinky freaky Burners".

morningstar55 01-03-2010 08:03 AM
wondering........
does anyone play board games anymore???:sunglass:

Pixie 01-03-2010 08:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by morningstar55 (Post 29783)
wondering........
does anyone play board games anymore???:sunglass:

I love board games!!! LOVE!

Wew practice today!! Hopefully I can stay my happy butt awake!

Looking forward to the drive home after...

....touchy feely....shrug

hpychick 01-03-2010 10:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diva (Post 29744)
I just need to claim dibs on 2010.......it's MY year....sorry.....it just IS......:eyebat:
Diva, I may have to fight you even though I'm not a fighting kind of lady! I hope this is your year sweetie! I truly do.


Diva 01-03-2010 11:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hpychick (Post 29812)
Diva, I may have to fight you even though I'm not a fighting kind of lady! I hope this is your year sweetie! I truly do.



We no fight.
We share. :rrose:

Andrea 01-03-2010 12:57 PM
Why is it the few times a year when I make my own coffee, it isn't nearly as tasty as when Rene makes it? :(

Does every office have a gossipy co-worker that makes stuff up? :furious: :hammer: Who would of thought I was so interesting?

My honey has been sick for almost two weeks and I am tired of it. Me, me, me!!!!

It is good to see the elder cat with emotional issues :playingcat:. Who knew a kitten would be so good for her?

I am looking forward to a new job, ongoing love with Rene, a fantastic vacation and time spent with good friends in 2010 and beyond. Hitting the lottery would be good too.

Andrea

Diva 01-03-2010 12:57 PM
I have no excuse any longer to blame my typos on the missing "L" key and a space bar that sticks since Cyd loaned me her laptop but dear sweet baby infant Jeebus.....please.....let's all discover Spell Check, shall we?

Go ahead. Be angry with me. I KNOW I'm a Dictionary Snob.:pendulum:

Mister Bent 01-03-2010 04:51 PM
I often think I would like to wave to other members also viewing Who's Online.

turasultana 01-03-2010 05:26 PM
ok the room is torn apart, threw out tons of stuff, all the files gone thru and shredded... Now it's time to put it all back together and motivation... gone.

hate that.

morningstar55 01-03-2010 05:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 29919)
I often think I would like to wave to other members also viewing Who's Online.
well ya see Mr Bent ..... i like try and always give a greeting in threads to the dwellers and peekers.. lol lol:snowballfight:

hpychick 01-03-2010 05:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diva (Post 29823)
We no fight.
We share. :rrose:
Truly a beautiful and lovely lady you are. Why hasn't someone snatched you up?

I'm all for sharing :) (in relation to this...lol)

suebee 01-03-2010 07:31 PM
I think I'll make some brownies! Mmmmmmm!

Dean Thoreau 01-04-2010 03:55 PM
Little kid at my school came down with the swine flu...right before halloween...he has been in the hospital in various states of consciousness ever since.on xmas eve they had to amputate both of his legs right below the knee...
he still is not breathing on his own...i am so saddened...and distraught....
the little guy had been growing his hair long so he could donate it to Locks of Love...when the nurses heard that,,they started brushing and combing his hair and made sure everyone knew so no one would cut it on him....
I am in desperate need of a haircut..but I just cnat bring myself to get it cut..As much as I do not like long hair,,do not wear long hair...I think I am going to join the little guy at school and grow my hair long (it has to be 10 inches long and in a braid from top to bottom and then they cut the braid off for mailing).....so i was thinking about if i just left my hair grown in the back long...but i will be damned if I have a mullet.....so anyway... if anyone sees me for the next 19 months or so... human hair grows on average of 1/2 inch a month

atomiczombie 01-04-2010 07:39 PM
Okay, I didn't know where to post this, so I am putting it here:

My dad is in the hospital. He has been in since Saturday night. He has a serious heart condition and may need major open-heart surgery to replace his aortic valve. His heart is pumping 20% less blood than it should because his heart muscle is weak, and he has an arrythmia (not sure how to spell it).

I am asking you all to please send your thoughts and prayers his way. I am pretty scared and I am now off to the hospital to visit him.

Thanks everyone, and *hugs* to you all.

Diva 01-04-2010 09:14 PM
AZ.........You and especially Your Dad are in my thoughts.....

:rose:

Pixie 01-04-2010 09:28 PM
:twitch:Withdrawls:twitch:
:blink:
:seeingstars:
:worried:


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