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Can't Santa just leave his suit on?
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Do you want him to leave his hat on?
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Will he be smoking his pipe afterward?
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Is this new way of saying self gratification?
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Did someone mention book buying?
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When's your next signing?
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Can I be at the front of the line?
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Isn't front line to help with fleas and tics?
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Do you have an itch that needs to be scratched?
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Do you think you're the one to relieve it?
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If I scratch yours will you scratch mine?
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Did you buy the scratch tickets?
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If you win are we splitting the winnings 50/50?
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Is that the same as half and half?
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Have you tried the fat-free half and half?
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What about cream?
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Didn't the cat get all of that?
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Is that your Kitty?
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This is another trick question, right??
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Is your cat speaking to you again?
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Oh jeez...
Does the kitty purr when you pet it? <--strike that.
Doesn't it wake me up talking to me every night? <---for the love of. Does it speak more than one language? <--Safe. |
Would you agree that there are so many questions and plenty of time?
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What time is the inquisition supposed to start?
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Is this a true/false test or a multiple guess test?
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Do I hear a Monty Python skit coming on?
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What is your best guesstimate?
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Can I point out that multiple choice is not an option?
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How many Brits does it take to change a light bulb?
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Did you bring your number 2 pencil?
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Will a pen work just as well?
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What are you dipping in that ink well?
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Is there a hole in the bucket?
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Will teachers pet get get extra credit?
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Ever wonder how the term "teacher's pet" came about?
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Have you ever been hot for teacher?
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