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Is it because the teacher would "pet" her favorite student??
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Am I hoping that we're talking about college age students?
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Will the teacher become the student?
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Wouldn't it be best if we were talking about mature, "returning students"? ;-)
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Will there be a ruler involved?
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Don't want to make it a habit?
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Do I hear a Cheech and Chong skit coming on? Sister Mary Elephant, is that you?
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Up in smoke?
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Did you ever get caught smoking in the girls' room?
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Who told you that lie?
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Do you always feel like somebody's watching you?
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Hmmm... Was it Joe Camel or Virginia Slims?
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What about Mary Jane?
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Is Joe's Crab Shack open?
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I thought we were talking about warm apple crisp and vanilla ice cream?
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Can't we have crabs for dinner and the rest for desert?
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Don't you know that I think that would be lovely, as long as we are talking about the crustacean kind of crab and that the crisp is made from real apples and not the kind that mock me?
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Apples mock you? How sad is that?
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Does that make them sour apples?
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Is that better than sour grapes?
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Is sour the same as bitter?
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Can't your fine tongue tell the difference?
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Don't you know it is tainted by thoughts of frosting?
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Are you playing with your food again?
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Do you think this is new? Don't big cats do that too?
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Can you sing that song for me......Tainted Tongue......oh, tainted tongue, lick me please! I love the way you tease, tainted tongue.......?
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How about a tongue twister instead?
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Whose tongue are you planning to twist?
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Would that involve tongs?
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Do you normally twist tongues with tongs?
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Did I see that on TV somewhere?
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Was it the cooking channel?
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Wouldn't tongue be more likely to be on the Andrew Zimmern show? Or if it is about twisting words with your tongue into perfect snark, the Anthony Bourdain show?
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Is this show and tell now?
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What will you show?
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What will you tell?
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Can I see what you will show before I say what I will say?
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