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Morning
Along water's edge
Toes waiting to take a swim Come on, come on in |
Sunburn itch frenzy
Driving me out of my mind itch itch rub scratch rub |
My room is reserved....
Even my gown is ready! Cabaret? Or ball? |
Time for thread bumping,
and letting bad poetry rule is beyond cool. |
It wasn’t too hard Seeing he was a jerkoff So I lost number |
Inspired by the Roommate's day...
Went to work today Fucked off a lot, still got paid Boss can kiss my ass |
Toilet Trauma
3 a.m. wet seat
I find intolerable New rule: all men sit |
Got a text early Without a damn “Good Morning” They can fucking wait. |
early morning calls
sexy thoughts crossing the line all day long,smiles |
getting in spirit it was actually meant! :)
late night all night long
neighbors blaring music loud shut the fuck up please |
Two favorites lost Two teams off to Superbowl Glad I didn’t bet :| |
Addiction be damned
A higher purpose at hand It's time to evolve |
Why does it matter
when it never has before make up your mind please |
early morning rise
sun peeking thru the windows too freakin' early |
Monday has arrived With certain expectations Wish I could stay home |
kiss my ass you said
pick a place cuz you're all ass I blow you a kiss |
dear f*cking neighbor
bout time the cops arrived there nice and quiet now |
You told me a lot Asking little about me What a huge windbag. |
mind your P's and Q's
means mind your pints and quarts you damn sot, you. |
Not to anyone on this site...Disclaimer...
You don’t like my team You don’t like my politics Why are we talking? |
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