Her dude! Wake the fuck up, I need a ride to walmart.

Me:what do I get out of it

Her: a big kiss and some candy

Me:be there in 20

Her: you big sucker

6:46 pm (her) - guess what i did today?

7:05 pm (me) - was whatever you were doing legal?

7:06 pm (her) - whaaaat?!

7:08 pm (her) - wanted to let you know i went diving today with full make up on.

7:15 pm (me) - do you look like that character in 'whatever happened to baby jane?'

7:16 pm (her) - haha pout

Me.. I think W/we have the best text received today

Her.. Lmao! And i think i have a new screensaver!

Me... :blink:

Hmmm can't fit all her text in here..
Not fair! There all the best!
Your romantic ways day after day.. I'll stay forever ♡
Now that one will make any guy walk proud!

10:29 (her) - i bought the greatest toy

10:37 (me) - yes?

10:40 (her) - it may not fit

10:45 (me) - sounds personal girl

If you're going to manage me you're going to have to hook us up.

:cigar2:

Me: You are special to me.
Him: and you to me.

:o

how my sister uses her time after her recent retirement
 

My sister: too bad dogs can't use credit cards!

Me: why? Why would your dogs need credit cards? They're already spoiled.

My sister: since I retired in April, Russell would have enough Frequent Flyer Miles to go to Scilly and back!

Me: why does Russell need to go to Scilly?
(Long silence)

My sister: never mind. I forgot they put dogs in a 3 month quarantine before they let them fly to Scilly. Russell couldn't handle quarantine.

Me: smh...retirement must be treating you well? You're finally bored enough to think about dogs earning Frequent Flyer Miles.

8:23 pm (her) - need advice

8:24 pm (her) - bug bug bug

8:25 pm (her) - i need you, i need your attention

8:27 pm (me) - you need to get laid

8:30 pm (her) - need Butch advice

8:37 pm (me) - contact me at this number xox xxx ooo xxxx

Will you be my girl? :love1:

No text yet, most normal people are still in bed or at work

"Looking at you over the top of My glasses...I smile..."

10:33: pm (her) - happy thanksgiving ace

10:34: pm (her) - happy thanksgiving ace!

10:35: pm (her) - HAPPY THANKSGIVING ACE!!!

10:45: pm (me) - oh gosh, you as well

(From a woman almost twice my age) come on Get a wiggle on!

$10 gets ya lots more a nickel

Well aren't you special?




chuckles....of course I am

I'm proud of you, mom. You're a damn strong woman! And you taught me to be a damn good cook! But don't worry...I will always call you for recipes and advice like you did with Momma D

10:02 pm (her) - hi! wanted to let you know I made it home

10:04 pm (her) - my date lasted longer than expected

10:06 pm (her) - hello?

10:23 pm (me) - how many is that now? 4, 5, 18?

10:25 pm (her) - you are such a brat!