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SassyLeo 01-21-2010 01:03 AM

yesterday, a colleague sent me an email

"jenny, i appreciate your level competence"

and i replied

"sometimes i wish (my employer) would increase the level of expected competence"

i just never understand why companies continue to employ underachieving employees. lay the fuckers off. save all of us who actually do the work a lot of headache! and then hire unemployed people who actually WANT to work!

JakeTulane 01-21-2010 07:54 AM

Bon Voyage.
 
2.5 hours from now.

Jet 01-21-2010 06:22 PM

How old I am, how unfamiliar I am with so many things.

violaine 01-21-2010 06:39 PM

two level
 
kitchen countertops -


Queerasfck 01-21-2010 06:42 PM

Crazy weather.
 
An unusual winter storm of high winds and rain, including a tornado watch until 10:00pm. Someone still insisting she needs to go to class tonight.

Leigh 01-21-2010 07:08 PM

The fact that I need surgery, and how I had just started getting out in the world when someone throws this whammy at Me

Im soooooo NOT impressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gemme 01-21-2010 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by apretty (Post 37175)
ez made some amazing banana bread with chocolate chips and pecans--i would like another piece but it's in the kitchen and i can't risk waking the dogs.

also, poor ez has a flu/cold/thing and a fever of 99 degrees. i hate him being sick, he doesn't want me hovering and hates soup. without soup making and/or hovering i'm at a loss as to what my possible role could be.

not sure if i'm going to be able to memorize everything i'll need to for A and P.

i shouldn't have had coffee this evening.

oh and i'm not being passive aggressive but someone was a real
jerk when i extended myself the *last* time and they ignored me, and i did nothing besides be a good friend and they chose to just throw our friendship away for no good reason. (this is a real, live actual person and not a member)

I am utterly fascinated with your posts about being hungry but not wanting to wake the dogs. Will they beat you up? Steal your snack? Or just be loud and annoying? Inquiring minds want....nay, NEED to know!

You could use ez (since he's down for the count anyway) to put pins on the parts of the body you are having trouble with. Call it accupuncture!

I loved your last line about being live and actual people versus being members! Okay, so I'm twisting your words, but I'm kinda twisted like that anyway and I thought I might call in dead and unreal to work tomorrow. I wonder if that could actually work......... :thinking:

:deepthoughts:

apretty 01-21-2010 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 37397)
An unusual winter storm of high winds and rain, including a tornado watch until 10:00pm. Someone still insisting she needs to go to class tonight.

i'm gonna be just fine, tornados ain't got nuthin' on me! <3

Mindy 01-21-2010 09:08 PM

My oldest son is now cage fighting. I hate fighting, but I support him because he loves it. He had his first fight last weekend, and won. Apparently his fight was the best one of his whole team (from the way the guy who is sponsoring his team AND the newspaper talk). So his team had a 1/2 page in the county newspaper today. It was all good until I read something they wrote that absolutely humiliated me, especially because it was WRONG! He had told them that he had dropped out of school because of a surgery he had and was out several weeks, got behind, and was not able to catch up. He then, almost 2 years later, got a job and was (supposed to be) helping out around the house, etc and then was going to go back to school. This idiot reporter wrote that he dropped out of school because I needed him to work and HELP ME PAY THE BILLS! Oh my freaking GAWD! It is so far from the truth and I thought oh my god everyone in town is going to think I'm a freaking loser that I would have my son drop out of school to support me! It was so far from the truth and I am beyond pissed off! I am calling the newspaper tomorrow and telling the editor exactly how wrong the reporter's facts are and that I want them to write a correction in the paper. I tried not to make a big deal out of that in front of my son, he was so happy he was in the paper, that he had such a good review, etc. I couldn't ruin his moment, yanno? But OMG I feel freaking humiliated!

Sachita 01-21-2010 09:21 PM

HAVING FUN!

I am ready to play and have a good time. Life is too serious. Lets lighten up and play!!!

Queerasfck 01-21-2010 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 37443)
I am utterly fascinated with your posts about being hungry but not wanting to wake the dogs. Will they beat you up? Steal your snack? Or just be loud and annoying? Inquiring minds want....nay, NEED to know!

You could use ez (since he's down for the count anyway) to put pins on the parts of the body you are having trouble with. Call it accupuncture!

I loved your last line about being live and actual people versus being members! Okay, so I'm twisting your words, but I'm kinda twisted like that anyway and I thought I might call in dead and unreal to work tomorrow. I wonder if that could actually work......... :thinking:

:deepthoughts:

Funny Gemme!! I'm feverish but I can still thread stalk people!
The dogs sleep in the kitchen at night. We have a gate we put across the door so they stay in there. At night I set up their big comfy bed and blankets. Once they are put to "bed" if one of us goes in the kitchen they get a little excited because they think it's time to get up.

lillith 01-21-2010 09:45 PM

Wow! This has been a crazy week of tornados, hail, wind, and rain. My school was shut down yesterday because the lower half of the campus had mudslides! Don't get me wrong, I love rain and storms, but man, I will be ever so grateful for a little sunshine. Hope everyone is doing well.

Jet 01-21-2010 11:25 PM

The people of Haiti, another aftershock tonight.

NJFemmie 01-22-2010 08:46 AM

Woo-hoo!:freak:

My Honey might be off this entire weekend! :thumbsup: (Rare occurrence) :cheerleader:
But even if not - I have Her all to myself tomorrow!!:cheer:

morningstar55 01-22-2010 10:17 AM

its sad and boggles my mind.......
how someone will choose not to be in a relationship with a person..
because the person wont sleep with dogs /animals in the bed.

Soon 01-22-2010 06:21 PM

Go Away, Weird Tooth Movie Ad!
 
Why am I seeing dozens of the same advertisement for this asinine movie, Tooth Fairy with THE ROCK?!?!

WTF?

(couldn't find the wtf thread.)

WickedFemme 01-22-2010 06:23 PM

So this is where you all are.....
Signed,
The WickedFemme
aka L.A. Femme

hippieflowergirl 01-22-2010 06:43 PM

what's on my mind?
 
why?

please...why?

:watereyes:


MrSunshine 01-22-2010 06:52 PM

I haz the Fever :watereyes:

morningstar55 01-22-2010 06:58 PM

on my mind ........ is wonderng u what
Guy In Fla is....

Gemme 01-22-2010 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 37528)
Funny Gemme!! I'm feverish but I can still thread stalk people!
The dogs sleep in the kitchen at night. We have a gate we put across the door so they stay in there. At night I set up their big comfy bed and blankets. Once they are put to "bed" if one of us goes in the kitchen they get a little excited because they think it's time to get up.

Ahhhhhh.....it's becoming clear to me now. You are practicing the art of letting sleeping dogs lie. Got it! :thumbsup:

Quote:

Originally Posted by HowSoonIsNow (Post 37867)
Why am I seeing dozens of the same advertisement for this asinine movie, Tooth Fairy with THE ROCK?!?!

WTF?

(couldn't find the wtf thread.)

No worries, Sin-ful one with an H in the beginning! I shall see that pesky toothfairy movie for you since I adore The Rock. He was on RaRay today! :cheesy:

morningstar55 01-22-2010 08:53 PM

wondering here
 
wondering what others thoughts are on this.......

Let me see if i got this right


IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.



IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT..

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED..

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
* A JOB,
* A DRIVERS LICENSE,
* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
* WELFARE,
* FOOD STAMPS,
* CREDIT CARDS,
* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
* FREE EDUCATION,
* FREE HEALTH CARE,
* A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT


Whats Up With That ???

~Bo 01-22-2010 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WickedFemme (Post 37871)
So this is where you all are.....
Signed,
The WickedFemme
aka L.A. Femme




Glad you found us. It took me awhile to find them too. They all sneaked off without telling us. :annoyed:

It's ok cause I already yelled at them for it. :police:

WolfyOne 01-22-2010 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WickedFemme (Post 37871)
So this is where you all are.....
Signed,
The WickedFemme
aka L.A. Femme


YAY!!! This must mean you got my mail.

WolfyOne 01-22-2010 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Bo (Post 37964)
Glad you found us. It took me awhile to find them too. They all sneaked off without telling us. :annoyed:

It's ok cause I already yelled at them for it. :police:


I was kind, I told her......late, but I did.

WickedFemme 01-24-2010 06:44 PM

Yes, everyone just kind of snuck off and wolfy gave me a heads up... lol...

what is on my mind:
I must finish cleaning the house and my car
How am I going to survive the next five days?
and sex...

It's great to see all my buddies again! :)

HeartBreak Kid 01-24-2010 07:04 PM

:ohm: ......trust me.....you REALLY dont wanna know......:stiletto:

Blade 01-24-2010 07:08 PM

I'm thinking I should not be drinking this Coke if I expect to go to bed and sleep all night in a little bit.

HeartBreak Kid 01-24-2010 10:36 PM

The saint's are going to the super bowl................................FU@K YEA!

RNguy 01-25-2010 12:27 AM

on my mind
 
Wishing I could take the pregnancy nauseated feeling away from the Mrs. so she wouldnt have to feel it .
I will gladly take on the ill feeling so she doesnt have to endure it.

-RNguy

Andrew, Jr. 01-25-2010 11:34 AM

on my mind
 
When am I going to stop having Kidney Stones? It has been one a day since Christmas. UGH!

SuperFemme 01-25-2010 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew, Jr. (Post 38972)
When am I going to stop having Kidney Stones? It has been one a day since Christmas. UGH!

jesus christ! i'd be screaming in pain from 30 kidney stones. how do you even manage to post?

i might stab my eye out if i had one kideny stone a day for thirty days.

poor baby.

Medusa 01-25-2010 12:05 PM

I kin haz a secret :)

SuperFemme 01-25-2010 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Medusa (Post 38984)
I kin haz a secret :)

tease. :explode:

Medusa 01-25-2010 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 38987)
tease. :explode:

YOU kin haz a sessy kidney!

Softly 01-25-2010 01:26 PM

people
are
assholes

:backdoorsex:

Softly 01-25-2010 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew, Jr. (Post 38972)
When am I going to stop having Kidney Stones? It has been one a day since Christmas. UGH!

feel better Andrew
:shocking:

SuperFemme 01-25-2010 01:32 PM

people are assholes.

Andrew, Jr. 01-27-2010 02:35 PM

The kidney stones are coming from BOTH kidneys. I have been using a ball to squeeze when one passes. There is really nothing the doctor can do, or so she says. I am taking pain med. for it, but it just is so annoying. I have been collecting them. They are made of calcium mainly. So my diet has changed again. Oy. I have had 4 cat scans, blood work, and an MRI. I want to be put out of this misery like yesterday. It is just so painful.

On my mind now:

According to the news on msn - 1. Ted Haggard is now "free" of his gay compulsions. Is that what we have compulsions? Oy vey.

2. 2nd Pregnant Man is Scott Moore, 30, of California. He is married to his partner Thomas. They are expecting a boy next month, and plan on naming him Miles.

amiyesiam 01-27-2010 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 39007)
people are assholes.

yes virginia they are


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