Women of Wal-Mart
 

So I'm in wal-mart enoying a little Christmas shopping..when I hear a whirring noise getting close really FAST..i look just in time to see a woman at least twice my size in a metal electric cart going full speed..just about to SLAM into me. I have just enough time to hold up my hand in the "stop" position and say "NOOOOOOO!!!!' She slams right into me at full speed and pins me against the metal shelving. She nervously fumbles and tries to back up and instead goes forward and squashes me MORE into the metal shelving. I cannot breathe and the PAIN!!! ODG!! I scream "Get OFFF OF MEE!!!!" Finally, she gets it backed off of me and claims it malfunctioned as the handles fell off the dang thing..I have to chuckle at this scenario now..But it wasn't too funny at the time. LOL
:seeingstars:

Was it a butch woman in the cart at least???? (laughing here)

Saturday night
 

I am sorry that you were hurt but your story made my laugh and laugh.

So it is..right now I'm just people watching...and someone's car alarm went on....now it went off.
Hurry up honey,ahhh,Saturday night munchies.
:eatinghersheybar:

:moonstars::party::hangloose:So...home all day doing the usual laundry blah blah blah...I decide to get myself all leathered out and had a blst. Danced my ass off all by myself. Of course I did have a few.. .but what fun!
:drunk::dance2:

Feminine Hygiene Products
 

NH, nope, worse...I was squashed into the metal shelves at the feminine hygiene products aisle...They store them on a back wall in a strange spot.

And Homo..I wish I could say she had been butch but alas - I couldn't get that lucky!

:pinata:

This story is becoming too hilarious! You are so funny! I am laughing and laughing.

Nada. As usual. :)

Just finishing up my Christmas Cards and reading, nothing to exciting! What the rest of y'all up to??

Saturday night
 

Hey buddy, I am just relaxing in my recliner with the kitties. There is some Christmas fun in the village near by but I didn't want to go by myself.

Happy Saturday night. :playingcat:

Getting ready for company arriving tomorrow night! Thank god they are NOT staying here!

Chad, perhaps we should hold a "cooking party", an event where everyone brings an item to cook and share, sounds like a plan to me! If we're lucky, there might even be leftovers:hangloose:

Saturday night
 

I am in buddy! All I need is my grill and smoker. Luckily I have a truck! :)
I am Texan ya know.
:chef:

Saturday night
 

Happy Saturday night! I am resting after all the holiday festivities. A cocktail and movie is all I need tonight.

Of course if Valerie Bertinelli wants to stop by and make snacks I would be cool with that.

:cowboy:

Yes really it's Saturday but for some reason it seems like a Sunday!

Not doing much, staying close to home, perhaps a little online shopping using the Amazon gift cards I received! Pretty exciting stuff hey..hehehehe

What are the rest of you's doing this Saturday night? Inquiring minds want to know:hangloose:

I had a wonderful Saturday day...got stuff done around the house and then took the dogs for a nice walk in Chimney Rock...

I came home and made myself a nice dinner and I'm relaxing with a sappy movie...it was a wonderful day.. :)

Saturday night
 

Saturday night - I am home tonight. I plan to work on chores and watch TV. It is cold and rainy here so I am pleased to be home with the kitties.

It does feel like Sunday.

It does feel like Sunday, which is making tomorrow feel already like bonus Sunday.
I'm reading a good book, doing a little bit of paperwork for work stuff, hanging out with the teenager. We might get into day four of an ongoing Monopoly game soon. A friend called to see if I wanted to go see an acoustic set at a pub nearby but that would have meant getting dressed, so, no.

Its another saturday and I am in bed at 7:15 watching movies and eating snacks.. ooh the single life.lol

It's another Saturdsy night and like Daddy4babygrlco, I am laying in bed! It's been a long day for me so I am going nighty night

Sweet Dreams!

Zimmeh

hey heyyyyyyyy its another saturday night ..... LIVE here at the pLanet.
hope you all have your Power ball tickets ..... cuz then maybe YOU can get on SNL and join the 5 times club LOL ...... kidding .......
good luck to all of you whom are par taking in this drawing. :)
I have 2 tickets...... I'm ready lol .....

Yup, second Sat night of 2016 and here I sit! Not going anywhere, don't plan on even leaving the house tonight! Not expecting any phone calls (but then again, I don't exactly write my phone number on bathroom walls) nobody to do a "pop in" or "drop by", my expectations are low for this evening!

I had a fun Saturday day...now I'm in for the night.

Its raining and sounds lovely. Its a good night for reading!

Saturday night
 

I am home with the kitties tonight. We are watching TV and I am chatting with friends. Happy Saturday night.

I am home, watching TV and thinking about going to bed.

It's the 3rd Sat night of the year and I'm doing the same as the past two! Not a darn thing!

Later I got some correspondence to catch up with, reading I'll do, and hopefully something good to watch on TV! Oh the single life:blink:

I just watched the Patriots advance to the AFC Championships! Now, perhaps a little time in chat.

Woo Hoo! On to the next!

Saturday night
 

I am home and happy. The kitties are taking turns on my lap while I watch football. It is a lovely Saturday night.

What movie, what movie? Inquiring minds want to know:popcorn:

another saturday night ......... LIVE here at the planet.
and here i am .. home .. but its ok its very cold outside......
and anyways .........

star wars fans ......

Saturday night
 

Happy Saturday night friends!!

The kitties and I will be disco dancing at my place tonight.
Come join the fun!

No plans for the evening, but I did have perhaps one of the best days of this new year so far and I haven't even left the house:hangloose:

Another Saturday Night and I had to work, this is my weekend to. Got home at midnight and now propped up in bed with my spouse and four dogs watching Lock Up.

I spent my Saturday night in good company. I have a lovely new client. We have a date to go to Sam's club tonight! I've been thinking about getting a membership and she loves to shop there....so off we go!