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o'queery 08-05-2013 05:21 PM

true story !
 
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o'queery 08-05-2013 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by o'queery (Post 829869)

In hindsight i'm thinking this is probably on the edge of the TOS. I will assure everyone that this is not attached to anyone on this site.

Inked_Trinity 08-06-2013 09:24 AM

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Miss Scarlett 09-10-2013 04:33 AM

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Kobi 09-10-2013 06:11 AM

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Kobi 09-10-2013 06:25 AM

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Kobi 09-12-2013 04:23 AM

Always wondered what "it's complicated" meant. This gives food for thought.
 
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deb_U_taunt 09-13-2013 05:30 PM

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deb_U_taunt 09-13-2013 05:36 PM

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Kobi 09-13-2013 08:38 PM

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Kobi 09-13-2013 08:39 PM

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DMW 09-19-2013 07:52 PM

Now, isn't that special
 
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Kobi 09-22-2013 08:07 AM

Food for thought.....so to speak.......
 
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Kobi 09-22-2013 08:07 AM

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homoe 12-25-2015 06:12 PM

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!

imperfect_cupcake 12-26-2015 07:36 PM

If you can't laugh at yourself that's ok, because the rest of us can laugh at you instead.

homoe 09-09-2018 12:07 PM

BUMP...................

homoe 09-09-2018 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1034642)
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!

This is still my favorite comeback of all time to stop someone dead in their tracks....:giggle:

theoddz 09-09-2018 05:38 PM

Seen in the "comments" section of a political site today:

"The only well oiled machine in Trump's life is Melania's vibrator".

:cracked::rofl:

~Theo~ :bouquet:

homoe 09-15-2018 07:05 AM

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homoe 09-15-2018 07:11 AM

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homoe 04-20-2019 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1225041)



It bears repeating.....

homoe 04-21-2019 09:36 AM

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homoe 04-21-2020 08:15 AM

~~

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person......

Bèsame* 04-21-2020 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1266108)
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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person......

Right!

How boring is that, having those quick witted jabs floating around over their head. Just no fun!



homoe 04-21-2020 08:59 AM

Those With A Sharp Tongue Often End Up Cutting Their Own Throat

Stone-Butch 04-21-2020 09:53 AM

Wit
 
Never start vast problems with half vast ideas.

Stone-Butch 04-21-2020 09:53 AM

Wit
 
Always put your brain in gear before you put your mouth in drive.

homoe 06-10-2020 03:08 AM

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.
— ABRAHAM LINCOLN

Stone-Butch 06-10-2020 04:11 AM

sarcasm, witticisms and uninspiring quotes.
 
A man who can't dance claims the band is no good. (Polish Proverb)

Stone-Butch 06-10-2020 05:29 AM

Sarcasm, witticisms and uninspiring quotes
 
No one beneath you can offend you. No one your equal would.

Jan L. Willis

Stone-Butch 06-10-2020 05:30 AM

sarcasm, witticisms and uninspiring quotes.
 
I don't want everyone to like me. I should think less of myself if some people did.

Henry James

homoe 06-12-2020 03:35 PM

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Stone-Butch 06-12-2020 06:43 PM

sarcasm, witticisms and uninspiring quotes.
 
Self respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself.

Abraham Joshua Heschel


When we have provided against cold, hunger and thirst, all the rest is but vanity and excess.

Seneca

homoe 06-14-2020 05:56 AM

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There's no fool like an old fool

Stone-Butch 06-14-2020 09:55 AM

sarcasm, witticisms and uninspiring quotes.
 
The early bird gets the worm BUT the late mouse gets the cheese.

homoe 06-15-2020 08:28 AM

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Stone-Butch 06-15-2020 05:46 PM

sarcasm, witticisms and uninspiring quotes.
 
Admit your mistakes before someone else exaggerates them.

Andrew V. Mason M.D.

Stone-Butch 06-15-2020 05:51 PM

sarcasm, witticisms and uninspiring quotes.
 
There is no dealing with a cat who knows you are awake.

Brad Solomon

C0LLETTE 06-15-2020 08:25 PM

"Silence is better than bullshit"

thecuriousbrain.com


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