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Does this surprise you?
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Did you draw on surprised eyebrows? ^ ^
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Are you practicing to be a mime?
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What did the one mime say to the other?
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Am I pretty sure that it was a whole lot of :|?
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Ha! :| Have you ever told a joke and forgot the punch line?
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Are we back to talking about punch again?
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Did you tread those grapes by yourself?
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When the grapes were tread upon, did they respond with wrath?
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Are you saying my feet are unclean?
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Are your little toes blue?
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How did you know they are cold?
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Did one of them go to the market?
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Do you think I could encourage them to go to market by dangling cake in front of them? Would that be a cakewalk?
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Did you get icing between your toes?
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Would it help if you walked on water?
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I am not.
Wouldn't that be a delicious experience if I were involved with someone who had both a frosting and foot fetish?
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Are you sure??
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Isn't it amazing how much we can learn about personal hygiene in a 15 to 30 second commercial, or a post? :-)
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How do you learn something by talking to a post?
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Wouldn't you like to find out by talking to the nearest light or telephone pole? And what is in an antiperspirant that stops sweat?
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Don't I hear every day at work what happens when squirrels try to have a conversation with a transformer on a power pole?
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Do I cringe at such a thought of squirrels and transformers? :-( And isn't sweat a good measure of many things? ;-)
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Are you saying that I substituted another word in my head when I said exercise?
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Have you ever described sweat as a kind of frosting?
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Does that come with sprinkles?
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If the sweat sprinkles during sex, does that indicate that it was a love shower?
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Love shower with sprinkles...
Can we continue this metaphor using the thunder I hear outside?
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I thought you were sick with the flu.
Don't I love it when the thunder rolls? Is there really anything better than a love shower that thunders and sparks lightening?
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Are you enjoying the fruits of febrile but fertile brain?
Don't I love having a poet in the house who knows how to keep a metaphor going? Now that the thunder outside has stopped, should I have a clove cigarette? ;-)
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Wouldn't one be out of breath, and unable to smoke, after all the love showers, thunder, and lightening?
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Wow times Wow times Wow
Do I need to become a storm chaser?
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Isn't it just a storm in a teacup?
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Does the teacup have whiskey in it?
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Does anyone know how to make a good hot toddy?
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