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Today is one of those days that I will be using caffeine as if it were life support.
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is now in a relationship with an ice cold beer.
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Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex. ~ Daniel S. Greenberg
One should always be in love. This is the reason why one should never marry. ~ Oscar Wilde |
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I understand you can't fix stupid, but how do you keep people from using it?
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I have just been told the world doesn't revolve around me, I know it doesn't....... it revolves around the sun which shines out of my ass
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medication and sedation... |
Exercise: The process of converting big meals & fattening snacks into muscle, by lifting things that don't need to be moved & running when no one is chasing you.
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I know I am honest, loud, hard to handle, crazy, and funny...... But, please try to keep up!!
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I'm perfectly willing to cooperate as long as it requires no effort on my part.
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I just tried that new fruit-scented Febreeze in the bathroom....now it smells like Shitrus.
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Oh look honey....the Smith's have posted another picture on Facebook.....is that? It IS! Those party animals......they ate dinner again! That makes it what? 30 days in a row? I wonder if it will be beer or wine tonight.........oops yep, it's a beer...... here's another picture. |
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