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....smart, beautiful, witty, sassy, good kisser, sexy as all get out, and the list goes on...
Um..what is "all get out" ? |
12:03 am (her) - still going on my date, i intend to get paid
12:05 am (me) - what?! 12:06 am (her) - oopsie, meant laid |
I need to be tethered down. I'm walking on clouds
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10:42 am (her) - She was hot!!! I wanted a piece of that.
10:45 am (her) - And yummmm she wanted a piece of me. 10:56 am (me) - Which piece? I would suggest she leaves everything on you alone from the neck up. 11:01 am (her) - Very funny. Pffffft |
11:02 pm (her) - Omgosh! Your snowy photo just now showed up! I love it!
11:05 pm (her) - It's so hot here I had to take off my blazer for the concert. 11:11 pm (me) - I sent that photo over a month ago, glad you like it. 11:15 pm (her) - Guess what I'm doing tomorrow? 11:19 pm (me) - Contemplating your belly button? 11:22 pm (her) - Silly! Muaaaaah **another episode of nonsensical texting with a friend |
I'll follow you anywhere baby.
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You're pretty amazing.
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Great gutter minds think alike ;) oh hold on...I'm not admitting to a great gutter mind Chuckles You don't have to admit, it's obvious |
545a.. GET UP & GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW... Ur nephew is wide awake & wants to play skylanders.. :)
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baby, keep yourself off the schedule on Valentine's day. It's a Saturday.
***Sounds like a date, huh??? ♡♡♡♡ |
Got your coffee ... Made just the right way... And I will see you in 5 minutes.
*Insert coffee happy dance* :dance1: |
C'mon Summer!
"You AND a 1500lb vibrator. i'll spontaneously combust!"
:harley: |
Very early this morning
Them Calvin take me away Me Who the hell is Calvin Them Damn auto correct |
Funny thing is, the same butterflies I had then...I still get them now..She's something I tell ya! You should keep her! And I tell ta, what else..I wouldn't give her up for a million bucks. Someone has two million? Lol I plan on it! She's going to be the girl I grow old with, no money in the world given, I'd work the value of her love, I'd rather work hard, so she knows I'm a good guy, and I may not be rich, but I'm rich with her in my life. oh, makes me swoon 😍 |
First text of the day, received at 4:42pm:
"I can't believe you took my salmon to work with you" |
Ha.....now isn't she just a hypocrite wrapped in bullshit?
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Mom Did you get your AARP paper and see how many stars died with Alzheimer's?
Me Thinking not texting back...I'm at work, this isn't important and I don't care how many stars died with Alzheimer's, I'm not related to any of them so it's irrelevant anyway Oh and thank you very much for reminding me that I'm getting old due to my eligibility for AARP |
Good mornong....sweet dreams....
Was a lateee night! |
From my dad I love you kiddo
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From my 7 year old nephew
Miss you... Love you so much ... When you come on Saturday will you play power rangers with me?
*note to self- study up on Power Rangers BEFORE Saturday! |
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