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Adventures in Cohabitation
If you've made your pizza and know you turned the oven off, but come back to the oven and it's back on and at the exact same temperature it was before, don't automatically turn it off. Check to see if someone else's pepperoni pizza is in the oven first.
He's lucky he's cute. That's all I have to say. :blink: |
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He's probably thinkin' you're lucky YOU are. Just sayin'..... :eyebat: |
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too funny |
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Converting a confirmed bachelor isn't easy. *wipes brow* |
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*grin* |
OMG......... I left my favorite pillow and blankie at home.... **burtsing into tears here** |
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and D should be a ref! |
I will see the mountains
the end of his whip sunrise from his bed a smile on his face his hand on my throat and his love in my heart. |
Don’t use a chisel for anything other than its intended purpose.
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This strange number pops up on my cell phone. I don't answer it but curiously check the voice mail. Normally it takes me weeks to check voice mail. I rush through the first few messages that have gone unchecked for at least a week. Finally the last and newest message.. from the unidentified caller...." Calling to inform you , you have flowers at your door"... I rush out all excited.. open the door to find a lovely arrangement of various yellow flowers from my honey!! :flowers: thank you honey!!!!!
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I like to imagine this lady is a femme. :) I love her brain. |
Top 10 songs you never want to hear in a hospital elevator.
top 10 songs you never want to hear in a HOSPITAL elevator
10: killing me softly 9: only the good die young 8: killing an Arab-the cure 7: stairway to heaven 6: Highway to hell 5: knocking on heavens door 4: Dead!-my chemical romance, 3: Pull the Plug' From 'Leprosy' (1988) 2: Dont fear the reaper ... and the #1 song ...not to play in a hospital elevator - Another one bites the dust |
Have you ever looked at a word you've written and just gone, huh, is that real? What does it mean? Are you sure it's a word? What are words?
No? Huh. |
*sweet dreams*
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I think it's cute when people call me names they think will insult me. tee hee (b!tch, cu^t, wh0re, freak, hippie) They say those like it's a bad thing. LOL
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Unfortunately, not everything you love comes back.
http://www.volksworld.com/imageBank/...rmann_Ghia.jpg LIKE THE KARMANN GHIA |
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