I have some sheets hanging up on the line. Some I had before The Divorce; others I've bought since.

The ones from before The Divorce are these incredibly fine Ralph Laurens in oatmeal and milk chocolate. I like to mix colors, not have all one color on the bed at the same time. I used to have another color to mix in, too, but I did not get those sheets in The Divorce. They were a dark mossy green.

The new sheets I bought have patterns. One set has spiders all over it and sometimes when I wake up I see them and gasp. Ha ha. Other sheets have modified fleur de lis and paisley. These are brown, dark yellow, and light blue. Very pretty, really.

Fart. That is all.

Thats just silly, there wasn't enough room to fly out. I wedged it in the corner of the wall diagonally and used it to push up and out. My boss told me his Dad used to build boats in bottles and that he used thin long tweezers.

Toad, really? if anything it would be a frog, of the tree climbing variety, aww, kisses and for the record I can really rock the wicked witch cackle

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Gasp!! I have learned how to put a picture in a message, I am one fart smeller, I mean smart feller...girl...whatever

Anyway now I too can post pictures of pussy!

This is my cat Sharky

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What was I thinking? Of course there wasn't enough room. I realize you really like tree frogs. But if you are going to turn me into something how about a dolphin . I'd have way more fun that way. And I am adding 25 extra bonus points to your total score for being able to rock the wicked witch cackle!

I found a picture of myself wearing a tux at my senior prom. I put it in the photo gallery. I was pretty infamous in my little hometown after that. Well, really I was before that, too. I've since mellowed out considerably. :sock:

That's longer than a lot of people just live.

Excerpt from: Do those funky shoes really promote fitness?

Can toning shoes deliver on their promise? Do you really get more exercise and burn more calories for each step walked?

To find out, the American Council on Exercise (ACE) commissioned a study at the University of Wisconsin at La Crosse. Researchers compared people walking on a treadmill wearing a regular running shoe by New Balance and three brands of toning shoes: Skechers Shape-ups, Rebook EasyTone and MBT shoes from Masai Barefoot Technology.

The test subjects walked for 5 minutes wearing each of the shoes at 3 mph, 3.5 mph and 3.5 mph with a 5 percent grade. While they walked, the researchers monitored their heart rate, oxygen consumption and muscle usage (abdominals, butt, quadriceps, hamstrings and calves).

“Based on our research, we saw absolutely nothing,” says John Porcari, Ph.D, director of the University’s clinical exercise physiology program. “There was not even a hint of something going on.”
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Grrrr...I own these:

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I guess all the extra burning during my workout was all my own effort. I guess that is still a positive...and they are cute!

My dog is very curious about my thermometer. Popping up and staring still and silently every time he sees me put it into my mouth tonight. I suppose he wonders why I am not following through on eating this stick I placed in my mouth.

All alone in the world is a little catdog

A call to cannibalism or a call to dinner? Or a knee-slapping, rib-tickling English teacher party joke. Hey, we have to find in humor in grammar gravitas. :-)

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Two cannibals were eatting a clown when one said to the other "does this taste funny to you?"

That actually made me laugh spontaneously... :-0

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Im watching Step Brothers.

IT'S THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER!

Coworker "hey ho did you bring your 3ds? " Me "*yes! we can street pass on lunch" coworker "we gonna have so much fun, i wish we saw in 3D" me yelling "Jon this is the third time I have to correct you on that...we are getting a divorce!"

Thats my fav joke :)

makes the world go round
 

I wonder if I won the lottery would my problems be solved. My worries are so centered around money right now. Relationship, family, I'm happy with all that. But not having to worry constantly about money, or the lack there of, does that make a person happier?

But, more money, more problems they say. And the odds of me winning the lottery are pretty slim considering I don't play.

So I guess I'll just try to be happy with my worries.

Boo

I've been *girding* my loins for a *come to jesus* talk with my trainer.. :|

For TWO days I've been practicing what I'm going to say and how to say it :|

I need to be PC and delicate..

I am a bull in a china shop :|

What I want to do

Skip the chain of command and go to my departments head
Tell her what is wrong and how to fix it
Finish up this training in the most effective and least time consuming way
Get certified and start working my shift and get life back on track for me and two other employees that are now covering the shift that will be mine..

Nice, neat, and political suicide..:|

What I will do...

Talk to my trainer and let him know how I am feeling and why

Ask him to come up with a solution so I am not waiting around four to five hours until he has time to train me.

Suggest the possibility of scheduled training time with scheduled tasks so I might take some of the *waiting time* and review the actual proceedures that are going to be performed (instead of just randomly picking out documents to reread!)

Suggest the possibility of working the same shift as the two other trainers who arn't supervisers and spend their entire shift on the floor.

I may be growing up

I want to work for this company, I want to work for this department, and I want to work the shift I was hired for... But I know me... I am work ID'd and production minded. Too many years in food... If you don't have any work to do, then go home... Don't sit around not doing anything and waste labor dollars... (yes, I was always under on labor, and inventory costs, and spoilage... but strangly enough I've always had the lowest turnover of employees..Go figure)

The sad thing is... My trainer is a good teacher, he is also a very good supervisor... He really just doesn't have time to be both...

BTW I meant to say in the deep dark corners of my soul this picture really bugs me,lol, if I ever walked into that heads would roll!

if i were a pokemon....http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...90943833_n.jpg

Gosh, I LOVE that picture.... :-)

Feeling frisky so I'm wearing my Jets jersey to work, should make for a nice fight :)

Out of respect for mother's need for rest because I am not the only one calling and/or visiting, I have been calling every other day. But I noticed she would answer the phone with "I have been waiting for your call". So yesterday's conversation went like this:

Me: Would you like me call every day?
Mother: Only if you aren't busy.

So now I call everyday. <sigh>