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If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
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Dear boss, my everything hurts can I have the day off?
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I just got put in time out by a two year old. Crime...dental hygiene. Think I need some B-12 with my coffee
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Why does Monday morning have to be SOOOO bloody difficult, unless it's a holiday?!
My bathroom is full of cats lounging around on the cold floor and in the cold bath tube, lol! |
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Yuck Monday enough said!
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Size Symmetry or Colour Symmetry?
I have a collection of prints/photos that I've finally gotten around to framing; I chose the pieces to go together because of their content and their artisitic quality, but they are not in the same colour family; I have a section of wall I want them hung together... I have spent the past 3hours tacking up paper templates trying to decide the best (most visually appealing) configuration. I'm a fan of asymmetry but there are four pieces, two and two of the same size, all in the same mats and frames, and its a small bit of wall ... so I don't think asymmetry is going to work in this case. So I'm back to size or colour? :| |
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Help, giant poison snails from Africa are eating my house! For real, no joke, S Fl is haveing snail issue. I can NOT kill them though, I'm the ggirl who walks to the car in the morning with her eyes to the ground to insure no snails are stepped on. This is a problem
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I love this thread and the pics yall post, thank you for making me laugh!
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My dog has the anti-eye.
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Great idea!
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Ok, some women are slobs in the Ladies Room!
Is it bad that me and my co-worker/friend just nicknamed someone horse dick? Damn peeing all over the place. One day I was in there and shocked at what I was hearing. It sounded like it was going everywhere on the floor, seat, wtf?? What's the matter with people!?? Don't they know someone has to clean up after them! Do you do this shit in YOUR home?? Damn slobs... Anyway, Just sayin'.... |
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