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Dance with your partner, not at her.
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IF the landlord shows up ONE more time unannounced, he will meet Mr. Prickly Porcupine AND Mr. Sock with Quarters at the same time. That is all.
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I have interviews coming out of My you-know-what and yet, no one is hiring Me .......... will that change? We'll see
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Lower East Side wisdom
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Where the he!! do you come up with this stuff. LMAO
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My Lucy has found her calling......she knows the kittehs are not supposed to use the purple sofa as their personal scratching post.....so when she hears them start, she runs up to them and they scamper off!
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No no no no no no no. OMG. We NEED to make sure this asshat is defeated. Let's initiate a phone tree in Delaware. This is ridiculous. Now masturbation is the exact same as adultery?!?!
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Bat Sh!t crazies!
:praying:Oh dear lawd, help me, help me, help me!! :praying: If I can't please myself maybe the checkout girl at cvs can give me a hand, she seems like a nice lady....oh what am I to do????
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They don't have any solutions on how to fix the many problems we face as a nation, the economy, health care, education etc....but they want to run the country to tell you and me how to live our lives? Nice. |
It's amazing how things turn around when you just sit back and go on about your life! I have gone from one end of the pendulum to the other because I didn't get all bajiggity and insecure when handling a situation. Never tried the "cool as a cucumber" method before; I think I like this concept!
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Vag ring anyone? (And yes, I was actively shopping for vulva paraphernalia when I found this - don't judge - I think they're pretty.) :rose:
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Push-ups, pull-ups and sit-ups are all you really need to build muscle.
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LOL..Ima confused now...lol
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I miss Willi Ninja..There's nothing like a New York Ball!!
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