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Today I applied to join a local Photography Project, after hearing the therapeutic Benefits + a chance to Develop skills further in Photography.
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Why do they call it a funny bone, when there's nothing funny about hitting it?
Why do they call crows feet? I never let a crow walk on my face! Why do they call it writters cramp, when it's actually arthritis? Why do they call it tennis elbow, if you never played the game? Why do they call it a brain fart, when in actuality you just don't remember? Why do they call it nail fungus, when it's actually in the outter skin tissues? Why do they call it hang nail, when it's actually hang skin? Why do they call it squinting, when actually you need glasses? Who came up with these terms? I wanna slap them! |
Forgive me im on a roll...
Why do they call it roach killer, when the ants die, and ant spray when the spiders die? Why do they call it wasp killer, when you spray them they fall down, then fly away even more pissed then when they tired to sting you? Why do they sell you medicines that supposed to help with your problem, but then gives you 25 other problems? Why do they call it cough syrup, when even after taking it every 4 hours you still cough? Why does the label say 24 hrs relief, when you didin't feel any relief in the first place? Why do they sell you muscle cremes when it only penetrates 1/16 of your skin tissue? That's not anywhere near your muscle? Why do they call it potato eyes, when it can't see? I still want to slap the person that came up with these terms! |
If a lizard can grow back his/her tail, can a tail grow back a lizard? Just some of the random stuff that comes up during the day at work. |
winner winner chicken dinner
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I watched a 'chick flick' tonight
and couldn't wait for it to be over. Obviously, I'm not myself. |
Incense does not make the smell of marijuana go away when you decide to hide it like 2 minutes before I get there. I am not stupid nor am I nasally-challenged.
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Racist Dice :|
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Just because you lose TWICE playing with them does NOT mean they are racist. You are dice racist and they could tell. You owe them an apology. |
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Dice Apology. Story at 11. :eyebat: |
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Well.
And there You have it. Bossy McBosserson has spoken! :blink: :tea: |
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Dinner: salad and cookies
Dessert: 1/2 a bottle of wine. Oops! Entertainment: randomly wondering, "I used to be able to do Cirque du Soleil-esque backbends when I was a teenager! Let's do that again!" Awesome: Can still do them! Facilitated by currently wine-decreased pain threshold. Not awesome: Tomorrow morning, after the thrill has gone and the spine protests. Also: sneak dog kisses direct to the mouth while upside down. xosqueak, new horizons. |
Danger Will Robinson
I am c.r.a.n.k.y.
Approach with great caution. |
coffee
Just hand over the coffee and nobody gets hurt :tea:
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Buy regular gas.
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a bit of trivia
Mausoleum
The word derives from the Mausoleum of Halicarnassus (near modern-day Bodrum in Turkey), the grave of King Mausolus, the Persian satrap of Caria, whose large tomb was one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. to hear the rest of the story http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mausoleum who would have known? |
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