Which brings up the lesbian sex is "mutual masterbation" myth. I mean really I'm not even sure how that works.

I can just hear it now yelled across a bed:

"Are you there yet?"
"No"
"Are you there yet?"
"No"
"Are you there yet?"
"Noooo!"
"Are you thinking of me?"
"No... I mean yes... damn it, I was so close that time!"

I remember when I was Bar tending at the G-spot, a private members women's club, it was the day after pride and the upstairs had a few gals reclining, talking, reading, eating. A guy burst in (unmarked building but I'm sure word got round) with his shirt off and some homophobic saying on his chest in Jiffy marker (I can't recall what it was, too long ago). He pointed and said "YOU ALLL HAVE PENIS ENVY!"
No one reacted, people kept talking. One gal who was reading said "no. I think you'll find our cocks are much bigger than yours." and went back to reading.

I told him it was a private members club and he'd have to leave. He wanted to join, how much was a membership. "of course you can join. $200,000 please."

he left without too much fuss, but I recall him not having a comeback for the assertion about penis envy.

...and they like vegetarian potluck dinner parties. At least, I do.
And, after dinner, they form a drumming circle in the backyard and howl at the moon. I don't do this, but some of my best friends do.

I have yet to figure out why there are always at least five bean dishes at these potlucks.

rapataptappin on the drum

Here is the #1 Number one, mind you! Hit on youtube when searching "lesbian dyke"
*pukes a little in my mouth*

Jerry Springer makes my butt wanna chew my shirttail....just sayin :|

myth: All lesbians use strap-ons.

myth: All lesbians like chocolate ice cream.


and ect.

I wanna have a drum circle and howl at the moon. :)

About seven years ago I went swimming at night at Barton springs in Austin (it's a huge freezing swimming pool, spring-fed and very natural looking). It happened to be a full moon night, and all these people showed up and began howling at the moon. I was down in the dark cold water and with the full moon above me and human howls coming from all sides. The greater part of me at the time felt like this was an odd and somewhat silly and very Austin experience. Since then, though, there have been nights when I wish I could go back there to that moment and join the human howling at the moon. It seems like howling is such a lonely sound and the visceral sharing of and in loneliness in the cold dark water is a moment I want back. I was alone all the time back then - no matter how many people I knew - and I didn't yet know the sound of my own voice.

When I was still living my straight life, I had some stereotypes of lesbians. I thought the were laid back and happy and care free and enjoyed barbecues and parties and laughed long and hard and were inclusive and supportive of other women. Oh, and that they adored their animals.

I think I got these ideas from watching backstage footage of the indigo girls at Lilith faire and by watching my lesbian next-door neighbors as I grew up.

And mostly I thought they were stronger than I.

OH and don't forget this one...............
Lesbianism is CONTAGIOUS.......:runforhills:

Hmm, I wonder whom I caught it from? :seeingstars:



I'll be back at a later date to post more when I have more time.

Thanks Met for starting this thread, it's making me laugh already.

OMG! We DON'T all like chocolate ice cream?????? (Are we even HUMAN then???) ;)

*Laughing* Just...clearly..you caught it the same place most of us did...our first girlfriends! ;) (I know it worked for me anyway) :D

Myths
 

Can fix cars
Doesn't like to wear make-up
Worships Ellen
Aggressive

-- cuddle and lick? omg we are all cats...

I mother lesbian tell menonce that I wasn't a true lesbian unless I watched gay male porn. :)

Jesus I gotta proof-read better. My iphone and my fingers are not the best of friends.

This was supposed to read, "Another lesbian told me once that I wasn't a true lesbian unless I watched gay male porn. :)"

I promise I'm not drunk.

yet.

Thanks for all the wonderful reflections. I am lesbian--and femme. Probably could have figured myself out sooner if there had not been so many 'myths.'

I've been playing in the arcade for a while now. This is my first post to the fora!

Faymie