:flasher: dapper...you cant thank all the posts and not show me YOUR stuff!!! :thumbsup: uhmmm...stuff...as in emoticons....:nailbitin:not wanting to get his femme mad at me

Ok, let me give this a try...

there was the :king: who liked hys fans a little too much...

The one and only :1femme: ... Irish red heads scare me...

The jobsless prick who could only :hanging: and :smokejoint:

And the :seeingstars: who had one to many :pile: in her head

Don't forget the :gossip: who didn't really want a relationship only my connections

tying a string around your finger to remind you to keep your promise to come back tomorrow and post....

:bucktooth: there was the guy with horrible teeth...and he ate with his mouth open, talking the whole time!

:movieguy: and there was the one who lived his life through movies. No kidding! Everything was related to a movie scene...and anytime he had sweet somethings to say, it was from a movie..and I got the movie, the date, the actors and their birthdates everytime he quoted them. Talk about taking the fun out of it...

These are funny. Thanks for the laugh lol

OK let me see what I can do~~~

The one who had me :nailbitin: every time she laughed.No kidding it was cute in the begaining but towards the end..omg!

And there was :flashy::weedsmoke::smokejoint: that I nearly ended up in the pokey for he being high and worse in the liveing quarters of my horse trailer on federal property.

Then there was the teeny boper :freak: ..need more be said.

And there were these...:nixon: the political nut case..::fastdraq:...lady cop..hot,hot...still married to her bio hubby..

I finaly wised up over the years but it was much of an adventure.

Hey Rockin..I love the emoticon you chose for the teeny bopper...LOL...lord keep them young ones away from me too!

I actually dated a :jester:..who when he grew up became a world famous magician! I love him to this day! But yes he IS the jester completely!

:bondage: oh and then a few times, some vanilla dates would want me to help them try out bondage...uhmmm...no! If I was going to do it, I would do it with someone who really was of that persuasion...ciuz if you are going to do it, do it right!

I saw that emo I knew it was just right for thr teeny boper,need I say more.

OH Yes!!!!! The ones who are so vanilla it hurt(no offence to anyone ) but acted like she was a hot little number on line/on the phone/in letters but in reality...had no clue about nuthing:doh: OMG..she came for a first and last visit.Im not into any kind of bondage but I shure like some adventure to sweeten up things.

I too chose to only emote those that are NOT from here.

None of them really reminded me of anyone else, but I do have one that reminds me of myself after past relationships:


http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n.../ugly_rass.gif


A mirror :lol2:

On a positive note ...
 

:flying: long distance connections :phonegab:

:rubberducky: romantic baths

:bouquet: exchanging gifts

:spruceup: sprucing up for our dates

:moonstars: stargazing with her

:ballcat: getting to know each other's pussy ... cat

:candle: candlelit bedroom

:kissy: kissing

:boxers: casually dressed coffee server

:olympics: watching the Olympics, separately

:toast: to us

that was sweet, Ashen!!!

you dated a sumoan wrestler?

breeders? really? that's such an offensive term to women, usually it takes sperm and a uterus to make a baby, lots of sperm, in fact. and it's awesome when queers have children--they probably won't grow up to be Glenn Beck.

so, unless i'm wrong you're saying that due to previous experience, you no longer date heterosexual couples or you no longer date women that are fertile, or you no longer date fertility specialists?

please advise. :)