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Penelope 11-12-2009 02:20 PM
The older I get, the more I realize...no one uses their turn signal anymore. :(

Jet 11-12-2009 02:39 PM
.....that there's shit that's not important or doesn't serve a purpose. Pick your battles and let the rest go.

NJFemmie 11-12-2009 02:53 PM
The older I get, the more I realize...
 
that unexplained body aches and pains are the works of the devil :mad:

Gemme 11-12-2009 03:05 PM
The older I get, the more I realize that gravity also gets meaner with age. :eek:

Novelafemme 11-12-2009 03:15 PM
The Older I Get
 
the more I realize the importance of crossing my legs before sneezing or laughing my ass off. ;)

NJFemmie 11-12-2009 05:23 PM
The older I get
 
the more I realize "I have to go to the bathroom" translates to

I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

NJFemmie 11-14-2009 06:38 AM
The older I get the more I realize....
 
... that my 20 minute naps have now turned into multi-hour-long mini comas.

:confused:

Isadora 11-15-2009 02:16 PM
That wearing heals two days in a row with dancing and standing for hours makes my knees really cranky! *sigh*

JustLovelyJenn 11-15-2009 02:41 PM
The older I get, the more I realize...

... That most of what I do will always be taken for granted.

... That even if I still don't agree with them, my parents usually had a point.

... Weather really does make it all hurt more.

Sam 11-15-2009 04:39 PM
that unconditional love exists

Rufusboi 11-15-2009 05:09 PM
The older I get the more I realize getting older is not all that bad and I can still be fearless.

Rufus

Rufusboi 11-15-2009 05:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Novelafemme (Post 4024)
the more I realize the importance of crossing my legs before sneezing or laughing my ass off. ;)

HA! Good one.

D-Money 11-18-2009 07:35 AM
sexism is alive and well EVERYWHERE. even here.

JustLovelyJenn 11-18-2009 03:51 PM
... Injuries just don't heal like they used to.

NotAnAverageGuy 11-18-2009 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustLovelyJenn (Post 7981)
... Injuries just don't heal like they used to.
You took the words right out of my mouth:bowdown:

Andrew, Jr. 11-18-2009 04:25 PM
The older I get, the more I realize...
 
Some people surprise me with their behavior. They say one thing and do the opposite. I am confused. Confused because these are adults. Laura Ingalls Wilder said it best, "I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life which are the real ones after all."

Gemme 11-18-2009 06:36 PM
The older I get, the more I realize...
 
...just how fast and far shit can fly. :bolt:

NotAnAverageGuy 11-18-2009 07:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 8063)
...just how fast and far shit can fly. :bolt:


:eek:ewwwww imagine the smell :tease:

Gemme 11-18-2009 07:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NotAnAverageGuy (Post 8107)
:eek:ewwwww imagine the smell :tease:
Something between :fart: and :crap:, I'd imagine. :shocking:

NotAnAverageGuy 11-18-2009 08:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 8112)
Something between :fart: and :crap:, I'd imagine. :shocking:
nasty just nasty:goodpost:


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