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Mister Bent 04-18-2010 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 87726)
bring it.....

Edgeplayer.

SuperFemme 04-18-2010 06:35 PM

SuperFemme is 365 days in retrograde.

Which means my life philosophy of "Fuck It" is meaningful.

Gemme 04-18-2010 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Enchantress (Post 87733)
Then Mercury in retrgrade might possibly hold something a bit different and more exciting, no?

By the way, my (so called) smart phone speaks to me too. Usually in the middle of the night, causing me to shriek in fear. Niiiiiiiice.

Not.


Um, no.

I chose a dumb phone. I didn't want the fancy schmancy stuff. I just wanted talking, texting, pics and Bluetooth connectivity. That's it.

All of a sudden, it decides to talk, and not something fantastic like lottery numbers or a message from Nostradomus. Oh, no. It says "Eeem General". :wtf:

Even the dog cocked her head at that one. :blink:

Corkey 04-18-2010 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 87751)
SuperFemme is 365 days in retrograde.

Which means my life philosophy of "Fuck It" is meaningful.


LOL my wife has a similar policy.

SuperFemme 04-18-2010 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 87755)
Um, no.

I chose a dumb phone. I didn't want the fancy schmancy stuff. I just wanted talking, texting, pics and Bluetooth connectivity. That's it.

All of a sudden, it decides to talk, and not something fantastic like lottery numbers or a message from Nostradomus. Oh, no. It says "Eeem General". :wtf:

Even the dog cocked her head at that one. :blink:

That is your dumb phone topping you.

And the dog.

Enchantress 04-18-2010 07:09 PM

Only one of my gas burners is working on the stove this evening. The one that is functional is only semi. It seems that mechanical hell has started.

Gemme 04-18-2010 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 87763)
That is your dumb phone topping you.

And the dog.

That's what I get for cursing it out on a regular basis and taking inappropriate pictures of myself, I suppose.

:ymca:

SuperFemme 04-18-2010 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 87791)
That's what I get for cursing it out on a regular basis and taking inappropriate pictures of myself, I suppose.

:ymca:

Please forward immediately.

UofMfan 04-18-2010 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 87794)
Please forward immediately.

I second that! Although being retrograde we may not get the goods till after May 11th...

SuperFemme 04-18-2010 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by UofMfan (Post 87851)
I second that! Although being retrograde we may not get the goods till after May 11th...

Riiiigggght.

So until then we'll both pretend we don't have preconceived visuals and videos going in our heads.

Heh.

UofMfan 04-18-2010 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 87853)
Riiiigggght.

So until then we'll both pretend we don't have preconceived visuals and videos going in our heads.

Heh.

Uh huh, sure we will. :)

Gemme 04-18-2010 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 87853)
Riiiigggght.

So until then we'll both pretend we don't have preconceived visuals and videos going in our heads.

Heh.

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Originally Posted by UofMfan (Post 87856)
Uh huh, sure we will. :)

You two are naaaaaaughty. :coffee:

SuperFemme 04-18-2010 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 87877)
You two are naaaaaaughty. :coffee:

Yes. But our fives look like fives.

Gemme 04-18-2010 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 87880)
Yes. But our fives look like fives.

Bwahahahahaha!

Mine do too. The poor guy was just so tired, he couldn't see straight.

2<---two
5<---five

I knows the diff! :winky:

SuperFemme 04-18-2010 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 87886)
Bwahahahahaha!

Mine do too. The poor guy was just so tired, he couldn't see straight.

2<---two
5<---five

I knows the diff! :winky:

The blonde in me sides with the guy if he was reading upside down.

You win.

UofMfan 04-18-2010 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 87880)
Yes. But our fives look like fives.

They do..?

Enchantress 04-19-2010 02:27 PM

My hair dryer attempted to assassinate me this afternoon (by flame throwing). I fought back and won. However, I blame Mercury.

SuperFemme 04-19-2010 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by UofMfan (Post 87927)
They do..?


Looking at your avatar.
Yep. Two sets of fives. A ten even.

AtLast 04-19-2010 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Enchantress (Post 88188)
My hair dryer attempted to assassinate me this afternoon (by flame throwing). I fought back and won. However, I blame Mercury.

Absolutely, the culprit! Be careful out there!


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