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evolveme 11-15-2009 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bonne-maman (Post 5946)
can't think of who to
say a fuck you to, after
plenty of woo-hoo.
bonne likes to brag, eh?
Bragging is fine if followed
by details, you hear?

bonne-maman 11-15-2009 04:56 PM
u ladyperson
the little birds are flying
wee message to u.

Diva 11-15-2009 04:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by evolveme (Post 5951)
bonne likes to brag, eh?
Bragging is fine if followed
by details, you hear?

Mass debator, e
Observant as day is long.
She watches, she scores.

violaine 11-15-2009 05:45 PM
tetanus toxoid shot
inactivated poison
plus diphtheria

evolveme 11-15-2009 06:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diva (Post 5956)
Mass debator, e
Observant as day is long.
She watches, she scores.
Mass debater sounds
like masterbator. What is
Diva saying, huh?

Mister Bent 11-15-2009 06:06 PM
haiku, elongated
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diva (Post 5956)
Mass debator, e
Observant as day is long.
She watches, she scores.

Close, but not quite, D.
e is more masturbator
than mass debator


but she will indeed
debate the idea of Mass
is it so holy?

Diva 11-15-2009 08:12 PM
<giggling>
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by evolveme (Post 5990)
Mass debater sounds
like masterbator. What is
Diva saying, huh?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 5992)

Close, but not quite, D.
e is more masturbator
than mass debator


but she will indeed
debate the idea of Mass
is it so holy?

Read between the lines:
Batteries are included...
For Team and alone.




:curtain:

Diva 11-15-2009 08:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by June (Post 6074)
Roly Poly Ass
I fed you Mac & Cheese-es
Those at Diva's, I smite thee(s)


June is invited ~
Join other poofy asses...
Eat turkey and pie! :D

Diva 11-15-2009 08:45 PM
Ode To Lucy, The Wonder Dog
 
Sleeping, snoring dog,
Too bad You can't press Your nose
With opposing thumbs.

:dog:

Diva 11-16-2009 08:46 AM
Lightning and thunder
Woke me from pleasant slumber.
Where's my Hitachi?



========



Rainy, stormy night ~
The leaves cover my terrace.
Damn leaves! I hate Thee!!!

NJFemmie 11-16-2009 08:50 AM
Don't think I understand
how this haiku thing works
but I'll give it a try.

Diva 11-16-2009 08:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 1660)
"A haiku is a non-rhymed verse genre, conveying an image or feeling in two parts spread over three lines. There are 5 syllables in the first sentence, 7 in the second and 5 again in the last sentence."

Get cut off in traffic? Is your boss an asshat? Hate your upstairs neighbor?

Now that you know the rules, why don't you tell us how you really feel?

Here's mine:

Left lane parasite
don't you know it's for passing?
move the hell over


Here's Your guidance, S.
It's easy, fun and simple.
N J Femmie, play! :D

Tommi 11-16-2009 08:55 AM
Sammich
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 5905)
while my ladee naps
me watch football, eat stale chips
lift heavy big rocks
:pile:Football all day long :bolt:

:musicnote: Makes me happy she sings songs :musicnote:

Half time feed me hun :bowdown::bolt::pile:

NJFemmie 11-16-2009 08:57 AM
You think it's easy
but you forget blonde moments
that I seem to have.

Tommi 11-16-2009 09:12 AM
He YEOOOWWWs loud at 5.

Swatting his furry cat ass

Earhquake then in 10. :dimbulb:

Dylan 11-16-2009 09:28 AM
Your colors shine through
Duplicitous and shallow
No longer of use

Kast 11-16-2009 09:42 AM
The way I understand it is - The third line is the most important, it's what you're really talking about, the other two are descriptive in an 'off' way of the third, like:

The roaring lion
Ravishes its prey - consumes.
Oh! My dang head hurts.


But, what do I know?...

Diva 11-16-2009 09:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kam (Post 6403)
The way I understand it is - The third line is the most important, it's what you're really talking about, the other two are descriptive in an 'off' way of the third, like:

The roaring lion
Ravishes its prey - consumes.
Oh! My dang head hurts.


But, what do I know?...

Discuss. :twitch:


Now, MY dang head hurts
When I think of discussion.
"Fucku" means nothing?


<giggle>

KayCee 11-16-2009 10:05 AM
The bear woke up
spring flowers appear - light
Got to fix breakfast!


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