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cane 07-06-2010 10:44 PM

I would prefer to lick the sole, since the germs on the shoe is probably kind of like eating badly rinsed lettuce while the door knob...I just don't want to think about it.

Would you rather eat snails or frog legs? (They would both be prepared in herbes and garlic, if that makes any differens to you...)

Gemme 07-07-2010 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by cane (Post 146878)
Would you rather eat snails or frog legs? (They would both be prepared in herbes and garlic, if that makes any differens to you...)

I'd say frog legs, because I can imagine they'd be like scrawny chicken wings.

Would you rather accidentally injest someone else's cold urine or hot phlegm?

Scorp 07-07-2010 05:51 AM

**WARNING, WARNING, VOMIT ALERT**
 
I think I would go with drinking the cold urine...

* Would you rather bite the toenails off of 10 dead bodies, or suck out their belly button lint *


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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 146937)
I'd say frog legs, because I can imagine they'd be like scrawny chicken wings.

Would you rather accidentally injest someone else's cold urine or hot phlegm?


Fancy 07-07-2010 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 146997)
I think I would go with drinking the cold urine...

* Would you rather bite the toenails off of 10 dead bodies, or suck out their belly button lint *

I'd suck belly button lint, because there is only 10 belly buttons, but 100 toes.


*Would you rather be trapped naked in a box full of spiders or suck the snot out of a sick baby's nose.*

Medusa 07-07-2010 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Freckle-K (Post 147010)
I'd suck belly button lint, because there is only 10 belly buttons, but 100 toes.


*Would you rather be trapped naked in a box full of spiders or suck the snot out of a sick baby's nose.*

Oh! Naked spider box please!!!! I would rather risk being bitten than have the memories of the snot thing for the rest of my life - plus, I already hate kids so that could make me psychotic LOL


Would you rather have a laughing fit for the entire length of a funeral or just stand up once in front of everyone and say very loudly "I have diarrhea!"

always2late 07-07-2010 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Medusa (Post 147041)
Oh! Naked spider box please!!!! I would rather risk being bitten than have the memories of the snot thing for the rest of my life - plus, I already hate kids so that could make me psychotic LOL


Would you rather have a laughing fit for the entire length of a funeral or just stand up once in front of everyone and say very loudly "I have diarrhea!"

Oh I would definitely go with the laughing! (and, since I USUALLY get "church giggles" anyway, I don't think anyone would even notice :) )

Would you rather eat human flesh or 3 day old roadkill?

Fancy 07-07-2010 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by always2late (Post 147045)
Oh I would definitely go with the laughing! (and, since I USUALLY get "church giggles" anyway, I don't think anyone would even notice :) )

Would you rather eat human flesh or 3 day old roadkill?

Depends...how's it cooked? :blink: I think I'd go for human flesh, just because my gag reflex would not let me even get near the roadkill.

*Would you rather fall asleep during sex or fall asleep while driving?*

always2late 07-07-2010 08:45 AM

*Would you rather fall asleep during sex or fall asleep while driving?*[/QUOTE]


Well since falling asleep while driving could kill me...um...I would rather fall asleep during sex. That just means I need a new partner....not life support :)

chefhmboyrd 07-07-2010 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by always2late (Post 147063)
*Would you rather fall asleep during sex or fall asleep while driving?*

i like to fuck until we both wake up anyway........ so sex for sure

i have already fallen asleep driving. it was scary..... luckily i didn't hit anything, those shoulder bumps do wake you up though.....

would you rather...............

eat a snake
or
drink a glass of water and with sea monkies

Fancy 07-07-2010 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by chefhmboyrd (Post 147067)
i like to fuck until we both wake up anyway........ so sex for sure

i have already fallen asleep driving. it was scary..... luckily i didn't hit anything, those shoulder bumps do wake you up though.....

would you rather...............

eat a snake
or
drink a glass of water and with sea monkies

Drink water with sea monkeys. They're kinda small and who knows what else we drink without realizing it...

*Would you rather stink in a crowded room of beautiful people or live in complete seclusion for a year?*

Fancy 07-08-2010 02:44 PM

I killed a thread? :)

Stearns 07-08-2010 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Freckle-K (Post 147075)

*Would you rather stink in a crowded room of beautiful people or live in complete seclusion for a year?*

It would have to be stink in a crowded room of beautiful people. Before I met my wife, I would've said live in seclusion, but I wouldn't be able to stand being without her, so stink it is.

*Would you rather lick a dog or lick a cat?

Scorp 07-08-2010 07:52 PM

This is just too easy...I prefer to lick the cat


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Originally Posted by Stearns (Post 148125)
*Would you rather lick a dog or lick a cat?

*Would You Rather*....Walk on a long trail of tacks or a long trail of splinted wood

Gemme 07-08-2010 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 148397)
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*Would You Rather*....Walk on a long trail of tacks or a long trail of splinted wood

I'd take the wood. At least I'd have a chance of not getting torn to bits if I walked carefully.

Eat a roll of Ace bandage or a roll of quarters?

Scorp 07-08-2010 08:26 PM

C'mon Stearns, must you ask why? Because I love pussy(cats)...You wanted me to say why, so there you have it... :formalbow:

*badoomp tis*




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Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 148397)
This is just too easy...I prefer to lick the cat




*Would You Rather*....Walk on a long trail of tacks or a long trail of splinted wood


Stearns 07-08-2010 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 148455)
C'mon Stearns, must you ask why? Because I love pussy(cats)...You wanted me to say why, so there you have it... :formalbow:

*badoomp tis*


Somehow, I knew that's what it was. lol, made ya say it

Scorp 07-08-2010 08:33 PM

Ya bastid... :seesaw:


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Originally Posted by Stearns (Post 148461)
Somehow, I knew that's what it was. lol, made ya say it


Stearns 07-08-2010 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 148403)

Eat a roll of Ace bandage or a roll of quarters?

I'd rather eat a roll of quarters. I figure they will come out easier. Plus, if I run low on $, I know I'll have some coming soon.

*Would you rather get attacked by a bear or a shark?

Gemme 07-08-2010 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Stearns (Post 148468)
I'd rather eat a roll of quarters. I figure they will come out easier. Plus, if I run low on $, I know I'll have some coming soon.

*Would you rather get attacked by a bear or a shark?

A bear. I'm a terrible swimmer and would have zero chance against Jaws.

Would you rather have a toe cut off or a finger? No choice as to which one either would be.

Scorp 07-08-2010 08:45 PM

Cha Ching...
 
And, if you run out of quarters, you can bend over and use your credit card and swipe it....

I'd rather get attacked by a Bear. I have fear of water hence, the shark.


After accidentally badly cutting yourself all over your body, would you rather swim naked in a bowl of rubbing alcohol or vinegar?


Quote:

Originally Posted by Stearns (Post 148468)
I'd rather eat a roll of quarters. I figure they will come out easier. Plus, if I run low on $, I know I'll have some coming soon.

*Would you rather get attacked by a bear or a shark?



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