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SuperFemme 07-08-2010 04:59 PM

  • extreme sports
  • raising chinchillas
  • square dancing
  • plastic surgery
  • enter a beauty pageant
  • eat frog legs (theo and his frogs ruined it)
  • compete on americas got talent
  • kite surf

Stearns 07-08-2010 05:00 PM

I wish I could say stick my tongue to a metal pole in the winter, but well.. heh heh :|
  • chase a tornado
  • eat sushi
  • catch a greased pig

moxie 07-08-2010 05:12 PM

  • get an STD
  • see David Hasslehoff naked
  • move back home
  • being in jail
  • dying alone
  • eat a squirrel (don't ask)
  • firing a gun
  • flying over anything potentially dangerous (like a volcano, or a bottomless pit) in a helicopter

that's all I can think of right now.

Blade 07-08-2010 05:22 PM

jump out of a perfectly good airplane
eat liver or oysters
never ever for any reason EVER let anyone guilt me into wearing a dress, chuckling.....yeah I know it aint funny and it aint happened in about 20 something yrs either
ride a bull
pose for playgirl
walk out in front of a train

Soft*Silver 07-08-2010 05:37 PM

.......go butch..........

Stearns 07-08-2010 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade (Post 148252)

pose for playgirl

Finally gave that one up, eh?

SuperFemme 07-08-2010 05:44 PM

you guys are cracking me up.

Blade 07-08-2010 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stearns (Post 148269)
Finally gave that one up, eh?

Well you know I just can't stand it when all the femmes come beating my drawers down, I mean doors. :cheesy:

JustJo 07-08-2010 06:57 PM

  • get a tattoo (needle phobic :blink: )
    go bungee jumping
    get a pet tarantula
    firewalk on hot coals
    spend an entire week alone with my sister
    go back to live in the neighborhood where I grew up
    work in a coal mine

Charming Texan 07-08-2010 07:00 PM

Hit Samuel L. Jackson over the head with a champagne bottle.


Eat one of these :

http://uploads.neatorama.com/wp-cont...h-in-a-can.jpg


Jump on a trampoline with a mouthful of marbles.

dixie 07-08-2010 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 148020)
Things I could do, but more than likely won't do before I die:
(because sometime "never" is a good thing)
  • urban bee-keeper
  • fancy chef
  • have another baby
  • own a gun
  • get a spray tan in a dark shade of orange
  • walk on hot coals
  • spiritual pilgrimage that involves a lot of walking
  • wrestle and alligator
anyone else?

hmm... these are things that WOULD be on my list... :blink:
*I'd like to be a fancy chef, but my mom already does that so...
*I DO own a gun...lots of guns actually.. (and trophies for sharpshooting...and archery, as well...)
*I HAVE walked on hot coals...not that bad
*I WOULD LOVE to attempt to wrestle a gator...i <3 gators...lol

Okay, let's see...what do I NOT want to do...
*become a politician
*have a hot needle poked into my cornea
*jump out of a plane...(deathly afraid of heights)
*be covered in honey while tied to a stake over an ant hill
*have to (discreetly) tell my 84 year old grandmother (AGAIN) that her swimsuit was in a "reverse" thong position <--what has been seen can never be unseen *shudder*
*be featured on an episode of Unsolved Mysteries OR America's Most Wanted
*wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a slight "pain" in my side...
*run the NYC marathon
*wander upon a hungry raging grizzly in the forest

This list could go on and on...




Gemme 07-08-2010 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by princessbelle (Post 148029)
Cute thread...

4. take a course in Latin
9. Go to a wrestling match.
10. Learn to change a tire (that's what triple A is for)

Okay, I've done these. Actually, I had four years of Latin, two of which were AP. If I'd applied myself, I'd be a doctor or pharmacist by now. :blink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 148070)
My Anti~Bucket List (OR: Is that a hole in Your bucket or are You just incontinent?)


~ Re-marry my ex-husband

~ Tango with Martha Stewart, John Stewart or Stewart Udall.


Amen to the first and as for the second....I thinks you haz a Stewart anti-fetish. :blink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by foxyshaman (Post 148106)
~ eat liver - any liver - any liver pate too
~ clean out houses for a living

You got it. My housekeepers work harder than anyone I know that isn't employed by the military in some form or function. I also refuse to let folks call them maids. They're not your damn maids, bud. They work for the hotel, NOT *you*. My point being, I'm too lazy to clean other people's homes for a living, though it can be a good living because there are soooo many others like me who don't clean a lot.

Liver is evil. That is all.


Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 148225)
  • extreme sports
  • raising chinchillas
  • square dancing
  • plastic surgery
  • enter a beauty pageant
  • eat frog legs (theo and his frogs ruined it)
  • compete on americas got talent
  • kite surf

These sound really cool. I think you should totally audition for AGT.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stearns (Post 148228)
I wish I could say stick my tongue to a metal pole in the winter, but well.. heh heh :|
  • chase a tornado
  • eat sushi
  • catch a greased pig

Done.
Done.
Done.

Now, you don't have to worry about them. :)


Quote:

Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 148236)
  • move back home
  • being in jail
  • eat a squirrel (don't ask)
  • firing a gun
  • flying over anything potentially dangerous (like a volcano, or a bottomless pit) in a helicopter

that's all I can think of right now.

I am loving other people's lists right now.

I'd cut off something important before moving back with my dad and stepmom because a boredom related death is especially cruel.

I've been in jail, though I don't have a record (Field trip, anyone? That counts, right?). I've eaten squirrel, though not by my free will or choice. I've owned several guns and, though I know the basics, I haven't shot any of the ones I've owned. Weird. :blink:

I'm afraid of heights but love whirlybird rides. Weeeee!


Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade (Post 148252)
jump out of a perfectly good airplane
eat liver or oysters
pose for playgirl
walk out in front of a train

Part of me wants to skydive. Another part wants to live.

I've eaten oysters and have lived with someone who was in a Frederick's catalog once. I've also played chicken with a train. It was kind of exhilerating.


I could do without being in a life-threatening situation at the hands of another or chewing glass. Road rash is not something I'm keen to discover. Trampoline rash was bad enough. Um, I like pictures of the desert, but I really could do with never going there.

chefhmboyrd 07-08-2010 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixielady (Post 148341)

*I DO own a gun...lots of guns actually.. (and trophies for sharpshooting...and archery, as well...)




mmmmmmmm
ahhhhh
yeah that is hott


i'll be right back

miss entycing 07-08-2010 08:10 PM

I would not want to.....
 
survive in the wild- living on bugs and such- just to see if I can... um, no- I concede that I can't. :blink:

work a crab boat- (but my Syr would do it in a hot second) ;)

attend ANY high school reunions that I may or may not be invited too ever again :praying:

drink Goldschlagger ever again in this lifetime.. don't ask, it wasn't pretty :police:




betenoire 07-08-2010 08:16 PM

- eat oysters
- swim the english channel
- see Lady Gaga in concert
- drive a racecar
- participate in any rodeo event
- move to a tiny town

dixie 07-08-2010 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EntycingFemme (Post 148428)
survive in the wild- living on bugs and such- just to see if I can... um, no- I concede that I can't. :blink:

work a crab boat- (but my Syr would do it in a hot second) ;)

attend ANY high school reunions that I may or may not be invited too ever again :praying:

drink Goldschlagger ever again in this lifetime.. don't ask, it wasn't pretty :police:




um...yeah...I will pass on the "living on bugs and such" as well... yuck...

Soft*Silver 07-08-2010 09:13 PM

I didnt have a needle poked in my cornea but I did have scaples scrap off layers of my corneas...last summer. And yes, i was awake and watching it from "inside"

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixielady (Post 148341)
*have a hot needle poked into my cornea
This list could go on and on...





princessbelle 07-09-2010 05:23 PM

You all are funny.


Rebuild a car
Give money to someone that is NONE deserving
Become cold hearted.
Become self serving.
Become complacent with other peoples needs.
Become a home body.
Become my mother.

Become a Proctologist
Run for President
Ask for no pain killers if having teeth drilled.
Deliver a baby cow.

Selenay 07-09-2010 05:28 PM

I guess all these things go back to my mom telling me DON'T DO THAT, SELLY as a child?
 

Things I'd like to do but... Won't:
-Touch my tongue to a 9V battery
-Stick a fork into a socket
-Put my hand up against a moving fan
-Touch a full speed subway train
-Cliff dive

Diva 07-09-2010 07:43 PM

More.....

~ eat Brussel Sprouts (not happening unless I'm captured by Iraqi soldiers and they force me as punishment to get me to talk)

~ compete on American Idol (I'm too old anyway)

~ be any kind of medical professional

~ live purposefully without AC

~ plant bamboo

~ meet Julia Child <sigh>




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