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Soft*Silver 08-11-2010 04:57 PM
walllaaaaaaaaaaaa...freezer that will continually fill up with ben and jerry's...I will be kind to you...it fills up alright...just with no cartons....


on my cruise with my girl Sarah....I would love to catch pat robinson in a sex scandal with Newt...

ravfem 08-11-2010 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by softness (Post 173054)
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on my cruise with my girl Sarah....I would love to catch pat robinson in a sex scandal with Newt...
ok, you asked for it...Pat & Newt doin the dirty

..... in your bed, wearing your lingerie.

i wish i had some figs

Jesse 08-11-2010 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 173116)
ok, you asked for it...Pat & Newt doin the dirty

..... in your bed, wearing your lingerie.

i wish i had some figs
Wish Granted!! Your entire house is now filled to the rafters with figs.

I wish that I was at the beach!

ravfem 08-11-2010 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Tranzman (Post 173130)
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I wish that I was at the beach!
*waving my magic wand*

yay Jesse, you're now at Anderson beach! (a local sink hole some call the beach)

i wish i could sing well

Soft*Silver 08-11-2010 06:54 PM
yes, my dear..bippity boppidy boooo...

forever more you will be able to sing "my dingaling" perfectly...no other song...

lord, I wish I had a small farm in a small town in Ky

suebee 08-11-2010 06:58 PM
ZING! You are the proud owner of a hobby farm. Unfortunately, since you also wanted it to be in a small town, the by-laws prohibit farming within town limits. :|

I wish I had a plate of seafood, fresh from the wharf. YUM!

Corkey 08-11-2010 07:10 PM
Poof~ urchin row, sea cucumber soup and the most delicious sea slug escargot.

I wish it weren't so humid.

suebee 08-11-2010 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Corkey (Post 173154)
Poof~ urchin row, sea cucumber soup and the most delicious sea slug escargot.

I wish it weren't so humid.
You are on your way to your dream destination. Just don't ask how you got in the handbasket! After all, it was YOUR wish!

I wish it was 70F out with a light breeze every day.

Soft*Silver 08-11-2010 09:10 PM
and suddenly, you have morphed into polar bear! <gasping for colder air>

ohhh...tonight I want a job that I love and who loves me and pays me lots of money


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Originally Posted by suebee (Post 173159)

I wish it was 70F out with a light breeze every day.

suebee 08-12-2010 07:05 AM
POOF! You are a famous New York tycoon and you just LOVE making money! (Too bad about that famous comb-over) :eek:

I wish I had my own personal chef.

Gemme 08-12-2010 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by suebee (Post 173415)
POOF! You are a famous New York tycoon and you just LOVE making money! (Too bad about that famous comb-over) :eek:

I wish I had my own personal chef.
Granted. Unfortunately for you, she doesn't speak your language and continuously makes dishes you hate.

I wish I was already moved.

chefhmboyrd 08-12-2010 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 173487)
Granted. Unfortunately for you, she doesn't speak your language and continuously makes dishes you hate.

I wish I was already moved.
POOF you are in Waco TX....... in the old Coresh house.....

i wish i had a steak and sweet potato right now

JustJo 08-12-2010 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by chefhmboyrd (Post 173501)
POOF you are in Waco TX....... in the old Coresh house.....

i wish i had a steak and sweet potato right now

Shazam! You have a delicious steak and sweet potato pie right now....too bad you were in the shower and mid-shampoo. :blink:

I wish all the packing was already done....

NJFemmie 08-12-2010 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by JustJo (Post 173503)
Shazam! You have a delicious steak and sweet potato pie right now....too bad you were in the shower and mid-shampoo. :blink:

I wish all the packing was already done....
POOF! Packing is done. Unfortunately, it's on it's way to China.

... I wish I was home right now....

Stacy 08-12-2010 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 173514)
POOF! Packing is done. Unfortunately, it's on it's way to China.

... I wish I was home right now....
Shazam! You are home!! Welcome to Barbie's Dream House, complete with plastic privates Ken!!:blink:

I wish I had a new computer!

NJFemmie 08-12-2010 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by DeviantMom (Post 173517)
Shazam! You are home!! Welcome to Barbie's Dream House, complete with plastic privates Ken!!:blink:

I wish I had a new computer!
Bada-bing! Congratulations! You're the proud owner of a brand new computer, however, it didn't come with any software installed on it.

I wish I had a hot cup of coffee....

chefhmboyrd 08-12-2010 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 173521)
Bada-bing! Congratulations! You're the proud owner of a brand new computer, however, it didn't come with any software installed on it.

I wish I had a hot cup of coffee....
shazammmmm
me in a coffee cup......
lol

ha ha ha ha

i wish i was camping this weekend at the lake

Stacy 08-12-2010 09:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 173521)
Bada-bing! Congratulations! You're the proud owner of a brand new computer, however, it didn't come with any software installed on it.

I wish I had a hot cup of coffee....
Holy crap! You do have a hot cup of coffee. Too bad it's sitting on my desk....YUM! :blink:

I wish I had a pair of rainbow socks!

NJFemmie 08-12-2010 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by chefhmboyrd (Post 173524)
shazammmmm
me in a coffee cup......
lol

ha ha ha ha

i wish i was camping this weekend at the lake
POOF! You're at the lake camping .... and the torrential rain storm expected to last the next three days JUST started.

I wish I had an oatmeal cookie.

Stacy 08-12-2010 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 173537)
POOF! You're at the lake camping .... and the torrential rain storm expected to last the next three days JUST started.

I wish I had an oatmeal cookie.
Your oatmeal cookie is lost in the mail. Sorry. :(

I wish I was soaking in a hot whirlpool tub right now.


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