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Gemme 09-19-2010 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StillettoDoll (Post 194417)
If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook
2. chauffeur
3. housekeeper
4. masseuse
5. personal secretary

It was a toss up between the housekeeper and the masseuse, but I can buy a bottle of cleaner for a couple of bucks. Massages are expensive! :sunglass:

waxnrope 09-19-2010 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pajara2 (Post 194484)
I was thinking Starbucks. :| LOL

Oy. There's no red face smilie. Thank goodness, it was said about a friend :|

Niceguy 09-19-2010 11:23 PM

Easy decision for me... Vegan/Vegetarian Cook! :eating:

Random 09-20-2010 12:49 AM

Housekeeper.. Hands down win...

That to me is heaven.... clean house, dinner done, laundry taken care of...

sigh..

Glenn 09-20-2010 02:06 AM

[QUOTE=StillettoDoll;194417]If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook-No
2. chauffeur-YES
3. housekeeper-No
4. masseuse-No
5. personal secretary-No

MysticOceansFL 09-20-2010 03:50 AM

Massuses is what I picked

AtLast 09-20-2010 05:15 AM

Want wonderful kneeding fingers.... Hey, I have a creaky back!

torchiegirl 09-20-2010 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Laerkin (Post 194436)
HOUSEKEEPER. OMG. Dream come true...better than chocolate, shoes, and Starbucks combined!

*coverin' my mouth :| ..... that's just plain crazy talk!

little man 09-20-2010 07:03 AM

i'd be happy with a picture pimp. barring that, how about someone to get me organized and keep me on track?

Sachita 09-20-2010 07:12 AM

omg thats the start of a my wish list for the perfect being only add great sex. I would accomplish great things with that being and give my right arm. I could be a living Goddess!

But seriously if only ONE service, although I deserve more... I would be tempted to go for daily massage but would pick housekeeper. My life involves daily cleaning here so a daily housekeeper would be GREAT! I have a girl that comes every two weeks to deep clean and wish I could afford her weekly but at 70 bucks a pop and to pay for farm help no way.

hmmmm I'm going to start praying for that perfect being.

StillettoDoll 09-20-2010 10:31 AM

:cracked:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 194510)
It was a toss~up between housekeeper and masseuse.....but I chose housekeeper.

My logic is: I'll just lay down on the floor and get her to run over my body with the vacuum cleaner over and over and over and over and ov....

You get the idea....close enough. :eyebat:



LOL gosh was thinking the same thing:cracked:

chefhmboyrd 09-20-2010 10:35 AM

masseuse.............

Rockinonahigh 09-20-2010 11:25 AM

I picked the masseuse..u bet worth her weght in gold for keeping my back from tightning up,been there and much better than any chiro or doc can do for me.

Jude 09-20-2010 11:42 AM

Can I have the secretary and teach her how to cook and clean?

CrankyOldGuy 09-20-2010 03:40 PM

since i love to cook, receive massages from the girl, who is also my girl friday and i'm her chauffeur :blink:...housekeeper gets my vote.

princessbelle 09-20-2010 05:34 PM

I'm so surprised I have to "go against the flow" but....

I can cook good enough and order take out if i want real food...lol

I love to clean so i don't want anyone messing things up.

I love to drive, just check my speeding record.

I am the giver when it comes to messages...don't enjoy getting them quiet as much.

So, I'll take door number three.....give me a personal secretary. I have so much going on in my life all the time it is hard for me to remember, appointments, volunteer time, scheduled meetings, Mom's MD appointments, phone calls i need to make and when it is time for my tags to be reissued.

A tall, handsome butch secretary if you don't mind...and ty :)

Jude 09-20-2010 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isadora (Post 194490)
I hate driving myself. I would go for the chauffeur.

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Who said the chauffeur comes with a car?

KayCee 09-20-2010 05:45 PM

Definitely a housekeeper so I could spend more time doing *fun stuff*...:giggle:

TickledPink 09-20-2010 06:57 PM

Houseboi please! Clean, clean, clean.

Lynn 09-20-2010 09:17 PM

I voted for a personal secretary. If I had someone to keep me on track, pay bills on time, respond to things in a timely manner, not forget about appointments...well. I'd be stress-free enough to get the rest of it done and maybe not end up on an episode of Hoarders. Because, if you watch that show, you know that it's not about housekeeping, it's about managing stress. I therefore would like a secretary that gives massages from time to time. :)


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