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The_Lady_Snow 02-07-2011 01:04 AM

In bed talking about animal morphing abilities:

Grant: Snake!

Me: (making rattling noise) at least i'd warn ya before death

Him: yes i know (while either stroking my hair or plotting escape)

Me: i could of picked a cobra and killed you silently (while making sound)

Him: you make the best animal sounds

Me: I know!! *tee hee*

:|

betenoire 02-14-2011 08:21 PM

Nick says:
maryland is THIS close to passing same-sex marriage
Brandy says:
that's why they call it Mary Land

Gemme 02-15-2011 09:04 PM

Ebon (as he rolls one of his cigs): I think these are made with rat poison.

*looks at me*

Ebon: I'm still going to smoke them though.

:blink:

T D 05-21-2011 07:40 PM



Me: Well "they" have a lot more money than me, I can't afford to buy blah blah blah.

Mom: Well if you'd stop buying clothes you could.

Me: And how do you know what clothes I do and don't have, have you ever been to my house?

Mom: Well no.

Me: None of you have ever been to my house.

Point made.... don't be commentin to me about chit you know nothin about.


Gentle Tiger 05-21-2011 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 275764)
The tongue shaping stuff is genetic. Either you have the gene or not.

I'll try to remember not to whistle when I'm around you.

:blink:

I'll try to remember too. But I most likely will forget because I enjoy whistling.

betenoire 05-22-2011 10:23 AM

On my lunch break at work last night I went to Burger King (because it's right next door) to get an iced coffee. I ran into a coworker there.

Coworker: HEY HEY HEY! Good to see you! I guess this means we both got Raptured!
Me: Yeah, cuz I'm sure there's fucking Burger King in heaven. F'real.


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