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In bed talking about animal morphing abilities:
Grant: Snake! Me: (making rattling noise) at least i'd warn ya before death Him: yes i know (while either stroking my hair or plotting escape) Me: i could of picked a cobra and killed you silently (while making sound) Him: you make the best animal sounds Me: I know!! *tee hee* :| |
Nick says:
maryland is THIS close to passing same-sex marriage Brandy says: that's why they call it Mary Land |
Ebon (as he rolls one of his cigs): I think these are made with rat poison.
*looks at me* Ebon: I'm still going to smoke them though. :blink: |
Me: Well "they" have a lot more money than me, I can't afford to buy blah blah blah. Mom: Well if you'd stop buying clothes you could. Me: And how do you know what clothes I do and don't have, have you ever been to my house? Mom: Well no. Me: None of you have ever been to my house. Point made.... don't be commentin to me about chit you know nothin about. |
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On my lunch break at work last night I went to Burger King (because it's right next door) to get an iced coffee. I ran into a coworker there.
Coworker: HEY HEY HEY! Good to see you! I guess this means we both got Raptured! Me: Yeah, cuz I'm sure there's fucking Burger King in heaven. F'real. |
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