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Billy

12-10-2010 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Duchess (Post 245169)

For everytime someone asked, "Are those real?".http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z...ilies/sexy.gif

Well I don't think I have ever asked that :) But why can't I find that girl bouncing her boobs on the smiley list :(

StillettoDoll

12-11-2010 06:13 AM

I wish I had a dollar for every time I ask, when are going to fix the fence?

diamondrose

12-11-2010 06:26 AM

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I wear the color yellow. I'd be banking in the bucks!

asphaltcowboi

12-11-2010 08:41 AM

wish i had a dollar for every time ive been run out of the womens rest room... gave up.. but the mens usually stinks to bad!

JAGG	12-11-2010 08:50 AM

wanna say

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Originally Posted by little_ms_sunshyne (Post 245179)

I wish I had a dollar every time I didn't say what I want to say

HAHAH I never have that problem. I wish I had a dollar for every time I said something I shouldn't have.

JAGG	12-11-2010 08:55 AM

labels

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Originally Posted by softness (Post 245174)

for everytime someone asks me what label I am ....

I m really starting to get offended by this...

Tell them you're the buy one get one free label, for today and today only. When I feel myself getting irrated by something, that I know wasn't meant in a bad way, I just make jokes about it. Kind of entertain myself with it all, and then I don't take it so personal. ooops bump

JAGG	12-11-2010 08:59 AM

wish I had a dollar

Wish I had a dollar for everytime I play spider solitare , when I really should be doing something else.

JAGG	12-11-2010 09:01 AM

What

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Originally Posted by Duchess (Post 245169)

For everytime someone asked, "Are those real?".http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z...ilies/sexy.gif

What??? :| Holy cow, boy some people have alot of nerve. How rude!!!

Soft*Silver

12-11-2010 09:52 AM

he lied to himself....

Melissa

12-11-2010 12:07 PM

I wish I had a dollar for every time a student has used the my Grandma/Grandpa died late assignment excuse.

and I wish I had a dollar for the my computer died, has a virus, locked up, crashed excuse, too.

I could have retired at 35!

M

Billy

12-11-2010 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by morningstar55 (Post 245012)

... why shouldnt you run a black car thru a car wash?? :confused:

Because a carwash even know it's water and not the brushes it takes the wax off the car , and I get tire of rewaxing his demo's :) They have a degreaser in the soap to get the car cleaner faster :) Not a fan of car washes , just sayin

Blade

12-11-2010 12:42 PM

I wish I had a dollar for every time I said .....come on potty outside

Daktari

12-11-2010 02:56 PM

I wish I had a $ or a £ for every time...

...someone shouts "Hey you've lost a wheel" when I'm riding my unicycle.

...and when the numerous teenage boys ask "Can I have a go on that, I bet I can do it" only to fall off instantly :lol2:

Blade

12-12-2010 07:59 AM

I wish I had a dollar for every time I said...where's my_________ (fill in the blank)

Jaques

12-12-2010 08:03 AM

wish i had a dollar for every time the missus says she's leaving me, boy would i be rich............but of course im richer cos she hasnt...........lol!

Kenna

12-12-2010 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Blade (Post 245773)

I wish I had a dollar for every time I said...where's my_________ (fill in the blank)

Ohhhhhh no you don't!!!
I get the finders fee, knothead!
I wish I had a dollar for every time you've "lost" your glasses or that really nice fancy flashlight I got ya! (BTW, how MANY pairs of glasses do you have between the house and truck?)

Blade

12-12-2010 08:28 AM

Three that I know of, and you are real good at sniffing them out for me. I think you was a Golden Retriever in your last life.:seeingstars: me...... Or maybe Nancy Drew....so tell me Blade where'd you last see them

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Originally Posted by Sweet (Post 245784)

Kenna

12-12-2010 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Blade (Post 245789)

Woff Woff!!
Just for that, I think I'll dig a hole in the back yard and go hide your favorite boots and hat!!
Hey Cheeseball, I wish I had a dollar for every time you said "Where's my hat, I can't go no where without my hat!"
Ohhhhh boy, with all the hats in this house, am I gonna have fun diggin' holes!

Blade

12-12-2010 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet (Post 245799)

Well be sure and pack the dirt tight when you cover the holes up, we don't need to be stepping in holes and breaking an ankle or anything. Don't make me tie you to a tree...arf arf to make you behave

little_ms_sunshyne

12-12-2010 09:39 AM

...I get asked by my students if my wrist tattoo is real....I now respond "No, I draw it on with a Sharpie Marker every morning. See yesterday it only had 2 birds. Today it has five" and they reply "Miss that sounds like alot of work. Why dont you just get a real one? as they walk away thinking Im nuts lol

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