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or if she likes sweets
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ribbed body, and a large girth. :| |
Yeah some like those ribbed condoms....I mean...
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They tickle *giggle* |
I would suggest something from the heart of course and this doesn't have to cost a cent or very little.
Write: a poem about her. a song to her. a story involving her. Draw her a bath, light candles and take her in there, undress her, and leave her there alone to enjoy. This says it is about "her". Play romantic music. Dance with her. Make her a card with glitter and bows. Rent a move...like say, "Sleepless in Seattle". Cuddle, drink a glass of wine.....and don't forget to laugh. |
Is anyone, besides me, thinking if I brought home Jack's functional and practical emergency bra and Guy's 4000 calorie double headed dildo gummie worm, there would be new meaning to doghouse and sleeping on the couch? :sunglass: |
Nice bra!!!!
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So broke college student...
hmmm... which is her favorite opera? I say... get the keys to her apt clean the heck out of it make her fav dinner have her favorite opera playing or check the dvd out at the library and watch it together... take a picture of yourself, print it out and put it in a frame... maybe with a coupon from you to do something incredibly sweet for her... (or something she likes but doesn't get very often) If you think about her, then you will know what to do for her... Don't think so much about what to buy, but what makes her eyes light up and her face get soft... If you think about it, it will come... |
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