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Dude 06-30-2011 12:50 AM
the suspect was caught.
the moth in here is smarter than me.
I'm craving steak stuffed with blue cheese , a big salad with avocado's and garlic bread.

JustJo 06-30-2011 07:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dude (Post 368829)
the suspect was caught.
the moth in here is smarter than me.
I'm craving steak stuffed with blue cheese , a big salad with avocado's and garlic bread.
I love garlic bread....very garlicy, very buttery and with a little sprinkle of parmesan cheese.

I'd make it more often, but I think my oven is wonky.

The top part seems to hold the temperature, but the bottom is cooler and things don't brown right. I know that heat rises, but I don't see how this could be possible in a space as small as an oven for crissakes.

Maybe Aj can explain it to me.....help!!!

I've never understood thermodynamics....well, not beyond the "heat rises" part. :seeingstars:

princessbelle 06-30-2011 07:52 AM
I am no where near an AJ but heat rising has something to do with the weight of the molecule and gravity.....i think.

However, the above leads me to this thought: I need a manicure today and i have no idea what color to paint my nails. I'm thinking purple.

LeftWriteFemme 06-30-2011 08:03 AM
It is now time for a musical interlude
and crying.....
I always cry when I hear this song




come on, sing with me




now back to the derailments!

UofMfan 06-30-2011 08:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Corkey (Post 368785)
sometimes the gym hot tub smells like old socks, I don't go in it then.
I hear dog paws smell like Fritos.

Speaking of Fritos, is it too early to start thinking about lunch?

Julie 06-30-2011 08:17 AM
I am so pre-menstrual!
It was all the steak talk - really, not a derail at all.
And speaking of derails - What does it mean to debunk?

princessbelle 06-30-2011 08:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Julie (Post 368927)
I am so pre-menstrual!
It was all the steak talk - really, not a derail at all.
And speaking of derails - What does it mean to debunk?
Sorta like prove it isn't true. But it sounds more like something you would do with a tree limb. Which reminds me, i'm several episodes behind on "TAPS". I love ghosts. Well, that may be a little strong to say i "love" them. I appreciate them. I admire them. I think they are swell.

*wonders if you die with nail polish on if it shows on your hands when you are a ghost. I'll have to pay more attention the next time i see one.

foxyshaman 06-30-2011 09:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LeftWriteFemme (Post 368920)
It is now time for a musical interlude
and crying.....
I always cry when I hear this song




come on, sing with me




now back to the derailments!
Micheal buble... god that will derail anything for me. I wanna put my car in park and jog away when I hear that voice...<running away gagging> Smarmy boy singing boy songs to swooning girls (eye rolling)

scootebaby 06-30-2011 09:18 AM
:deepthoughts:


:fart:



:byebye:

Janny 06-30-2011 09:26 AM
Who eats those marshmallow bananas?

Daywalker 06-30-2011 09:36 AM
Mahhhhhhhhhh Banana haz a first name...

:byebye:

:daywalker:

scootebaby 06-30-2011 10:04 AM
I need some good reasons to give Jo so she will let me start :weedsmoke: again.

Sweet watermelon really doesnt seem too sweet!

JustJo 06-30-2011 10:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 368969)
I need some good reasons to give Jo so she will let me start :weedsmoke: again.

Sweet watermelon really doesnt seem too sweet!
:seeingstars: And I didn't even realize it was up to me!

More importantly, why does *she* have watermelon when I do not....and I'm only 2 rooms away???

And...why does the cat feel compelled to sleep on my desk when I'm working?

I want a sandwich.

scootebaby 06-30-2011 10:12 AM
i wonder if anyone else caught the fact that Jo just let me know i needed to fix her a sandwich?

The Casey Anthony trial is supposed to wrap by end of the week.

JustJo 06-30-2011 10:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 368971)
i wonder if anyone else caught the fact that Jo just let me know i needed to fix her a sandwich?

The Casey Anthony trial is supposed to wrap by end of the week.
I love you. :stillheart:

Mabel would like a sandwich too.

Sometimes she just wants butter.

I'm still wondering why Gracie would not eat her pineapple jello last night.

Gentle Tiger 06-30-2011 10:38 AM
What's for lunch? Anyone read a newspaper lately? Will they ever really be a thing of the past?
Discuss amongst yourselves.

Arwen 06-30-2011 10:40 AM
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...F5e6taJPzQ&t=1
a billion points for getting this reference.

Daywalker 06-30-2011 10:50 AM
:sunglass:

"If U wanna Ride...Ride the White Pony"

:hangloose:

:whip:

:daywalker:

princessbelle 06-30-2011 10:55 AM
Are brown ones bad?

*thinks i may be missing the point. big shocker.

Sachita 06-30-2011 11:08 AM
Derail is exactly what I intend on doing in a serious way. All this food talk is boring me to tears. lol

Let me put some fire under you DW

I just ordered my cute little live sex toy fucking machine boi this great harness:

http://www.edenfantasys.com/sparepar...oys-dvds-27645

and this dong

http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/strap-on-dildos/buck

So maybe we'll pack the cooler with some watermelon, take the kayaks out to a secluded place out by the lake and fuck in the water since the harness can get wet.


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