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apretty 11-22-2009 01:20 PM

wow Bit, Scottsdale ain't so bad--and we can see the lovely phoenix from our front door. :tiger: <--- look baybee, there's a tiger!

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Originally Posted by Bit (Post 9561)
Ye GADS, Tart, I would have come undone! Trapped in Hel---err, I mean, Phoenix of course--with NO DEODORANT?

I believe the airline owes you Hazardous Duty Pay for that. :hrmph:

I personally cannot think of a more awful-and-pity-inspiring place than Phoenix, so I like the name of this thread.

EVER so sincerely,
Escapee


Bit 11-22-2009 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart (Post 9944)
I somehow managed to not make a bit deal of my lack of deordant.

*starts laughing* :cheesy: OHHH yep, when there is a lack of deodorant in Hell, Bit makes a deal of it. :eyebat:

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Originally Posted by apretty (Post 10170)
wow Bit, Scottsdale ain't so bad--and we can see the lovely phoenix from our front door. :tiger: <--- look baybee, there's a tiger!

Scottsdale IS so bad, darlin, but maybe you're immune. I've noticed that lots of people seem to hate the places they grew up, and when they move, they tend to love the new places... even as the people who grew up in those new places hate them, and can't wait to get out themselves.

I think if one had to live anywhere in the Valley, near the zoo would be best, or maybe in the Mountain Preserve. But really, the worst air in the country, and afternoon temps that hang at 120 degrees for a month or more, night time temps that hang at 90 or more for several months a year? There's nothing good about that.

The city I grew up in had the cleanest, clearest air in the country (100 mile visibility in every direction) and night time temps dropped to the sixties every night all summer long. Fall came right on schedule at the end of September and everyone had to wear coats by the beginning of November, sometimes by Halloween night. 80 degree temps did not show up until the end of April. Metro Phoenix isn't like this anymore. Give me a place with clean air and seasons which do not contain the word "Hell" even by implication, please...

Queerasfck 11-22-2009 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Bit (Post 10236)
*starts laughing* :cheesy: OHHH yep, when there is a lack of deodorant in Hell, Bit makes a deal of it. :eyebat:



Scottsdale IS so bad, darlin, but maybe you're immune. I've noticed that lots of people seem to hate the places they grew up, and when they move, they tend to love the new places... even as the people who grew up in those new places hate them, and can't wait to get out themselves.

I think if one had to live anywhere in the Valley, near the zoo would be best, or maybe in the Mountain Preserve. But really, the worst air in the country, and afternoon temps that hang at 120 degrees for a month or more, night time temps that hang at 90 or more for several months a year? There's nothing good about that.

The city I grew up in had the cleanest, clearest air in the country (100 mile visibility in every direction) and night time temps dropped to the sixties every night all summer long. Fall came right on schedule at the end of September and everyone had to wear coats by the beginning of November, sometimes by Halloween night. 80 degree temps did not show up until the end of April. Metro Phoenix isn't like this anymore. Give me a place with clean air and seasons which do not contain the word "Hell" even by implication, please...

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Originally Posted by apretty (Post 10170)
wow Bit, Scottsdale ain't so bad--and we can see the lovely phoenix from our front door. :tiger: <--- look baybee, there's a tiger!

Wow pretty, I guess we have to move. We just got told.

Mister Bent 11-22-2009 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart (Post 9537)
<shnip>
I'm also very touched that I have a subscriber! I should have put more thought into naming the thread. I feel I have 'coded myself into a corner' by labeling it Phoenix. Personal Pity Party-A Travel Woes Memoir might serve as a better title. If only I planned on a following as big as Oprah's!

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Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 9548)
If you are naming it, I suggest Travels With A Tart.

I understand it IS possible to change thread titles (or at least, have seen it done once).

If you do manage to wrangle the edit, I vote for Arwen's suggestion. In fact, maybe you could make her your manager and she could talk to the admin for you.

Sometimes I'm amazed at my own helpfulness.

*subscribes*

Bit 11-22-2009 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 10241)
Wow pretty, I guess we have to move. We just got told.

Eh. People often hate the places they grow up in. You got told why I hate Phoenix, nothing more. Like I said, maybe you're immune to the things that bother me. An awful lot of people are! *shrugs*

WolfyOne 11-22-2009 03:55 PM

You know TPT, the big question is, did you remember to use your deodorant after you showered at home :tease:

apretty 11-22-2009 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Bit (Post 10236)
Scottsdale IS so bad, darlin, but maybe you're immune.

i'll always be a california girl at heart, but there's some wonderful things about arizona, specifically scottsdale (we just got our first Barney's)!

i'm curious, i'm immune to what? and scottsdale in comparison to where/with what? i'm fairly finicky when it comes to amenities--where were you living when you were here, and where did you move to??

:beatnik:

Bit 11-22-2009 04:14 PM

End of derail...
 
I lived all over the Valley, apretty, from Mesa and Tempe to Avondale, Maryvale to north Phoenix, central Phoenix and Sunnyslope for more than forty years. I had/have family living everywhere from Peoria to Chandler to Scottsdale to Red Mountain Ranch, and of course all over Phoenix itself.

I live in Wichita, Kansas now.

You would be "immune" to the things which bothered me, the things I mentioned in my previous posts.

I really never meant to cause such a derail in TPT's thread, so if you want to talk more about it, let's PM, k?

TeaPartyTart 11-23-2009 08:01 AM

Happy Monday. I'm still home and hoping to not have to hop a plane for at least a week!

I want to formally apologize to my subscribers and readers, alike for the rash of typos (BIT:-) in my last post. I should know better than to drink and post. I was just so damn happy to home and have deordorant applied I wanted to share it with you, my fans.

As far as renaming the thread. I leave that task up to all of you, if you're game. Perhaps start your own thread. I mean if Prince can change his name to a symbol, you snarky folks should be able to strong arm these wimpy admins into changing the name if this puny little thread. *snicker*

Bit 11-23-2009 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart (Post 10692)
I want to formally apologize to my subscribers and readers, alike for the rash of typos (BIT:-) in my last post.

Complaining about Phoenix IS a "bit deal" been doing it all my adult life. ;) I don't often say anything about typos but that one was just so.. well.. apropos! :cheesy: It was perfect.

Welcome home to you!

Mister Bent 11-23-2009 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart (Post 10692)
Happy Monday. I'm still home and hoping to not have to hop a plane for at least a week!

I want to formally apologize to my subscribers and readers, alike for the rash of typos (BIT:-) in my last post.
I should know better than to drink and post. I was just so damn happy to home and have deordorant applied I wanted to share it with you, my fans.

So what's your excuse for this one?

:snicker:

TeaPartyTart 11-24-2009 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 11000)
So what's your excuse for this one?

:snicker:

THAT one was to personally irritate you. How did I do?

Mister Bent 11-24-2009 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart (Post 11423)
THAT one was to personally irritate you. How did I do?

Like heat rash.

TeaPartyTart 11-25-2009 03:04 PM

Just tried out the Thanks feature. Useful for a weary traveler? Verdict is still out:)

I'm headed to Charlotte next week. What travel woes will it bring?

evolveme 11-25-2009 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart (Post 12251)
Just tried out the Thanks feature. Useful for a weary traveler? Verdict is still out:)

I'm headed to Charlotte next week. What travel woes will it bring?

You will have to contend with obnoxious people wearing powder blue and calling it "teal."

Idiots, the lot of them.

evolveme 11-25-2009 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart (Post 11423)
THAT one was to personally irritate you. How did I do?


You have been thanked for personally irritating him.

:kiss:

TeaPartyTart 11-25-2009 03:33 PM

I should pull out all of my teal! I want to blend with the locals.

Mister Bent 11-25-2009 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by evolveme (Post 12259)
You have been thanked for personally irritating him.

:kiss:

Where's the "Thanks for nothin!" button?

TeaPartyTart 11-25-2009 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 12520)
Where's the "Thanks for nothin!" button?

Any requests for features should be forwarded to the Administration of the site. I think it's great you have such great ideas for continuous improvement *snicker*.

Mister Bent 11-25-2009 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TeaPartyTart (Post 12522)
Any requests for features should be forwarded to the Administration of the site. I think it's great you have such great ideas for continuous improvement *snicker*.

Look you.

I know people in Charlotte! I can arrange something BAD to happen to your deordant.

Ok, well really, I know people who drive through Charlotte.

I may have even driven through once, myself. No, wait. Nope, I haven't been to Charlotte.

Anyway. Don't lose your luggage.


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