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apretty 11-27-2009 01:24 PM

the word, skeeve. i've never really been a fan--maybe it's a west coast thing. carry on.

NotAnAverageGuy 11-27-2009 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MizzSabra (Post 12850)


what in the world is that?

MizzSabra 11-27-2009 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by NotAnAverageGuy (Post 12894)
what in the world is that?

It's a jerusleum cricket. They live in the dirt. Since I garden a lot, I see them frequently. Thankfully my honey doesn't mind scooping them up and tossing them into the blackberry bushes!

NotAnAverageGuy 11-27-2009 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MizzSabra (Post 12900)
It's a jerusleum cricket. They live in the dirt. Since I garden a lot, I see them frequently. Thankfully my honey doesn't mind scooping them up and tossing them into the blackberry bushes!

ewww ok i dont like crickets so SKEEVE for me too!!!

Passionaria 11-27-2009 01:52 PM

Being licked on the face by Dogs. Cat's are OK, go figure.


:rollcat: Pashi

Rufusboi 11-27-2009 02:26 PM

Teeth scraping across a fork when someone eats. It about kills me. I can't take it.

Rufus.

Mister Bent 11-27-2009 03:27 PM

Victim posturing.

Anything that comes out of a cat. It's like Satan's excrement.


Diva 11-27-2009 03:56 PM

~Once my Lucy caught me with my mouth open (I know....that skeeves out the masses) and HER tongue touched MY tongue...I knew right then I was going to be hurling my toenails....which also would have skeeved me out to no end (even though they were finely manicured).

~People who smack when they eat. That's like a 12 on my Skeeve~O~Meter.

~People who get in my personal space box without invitation. Step back, Sparky!


Turino 11-27-2009 05:52 PM

* someone obsessively jangling change in their pocket

* bugs anywhere near my bed or clothing

* touching people that I dont know and love when they are experiencing skin ailments

* rotting mouths

* chewing tobacco drippings out of rotting mouth corners

* people who havent bathed in a month in a locked subway car

* the smell of cigarettes

Rufusboi 11-27-2009 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Medusa (Post 12766)
* Dirty fingernails

* Crusty, gummy white FUNK in the corner of people's mouths

* Dirty butt smells

* Gelatinous pate'

* Seeing people eat their own boogers when they think nobody is looking

* Christmas sweaters and socks

* "Purity" Balls

* Sitting in a seat that someone else has just vacated and feeling the warmth from where their butt was

* Spitty children with sticky fingers and that "ring o' funk" around their necks



What's a purity ball?


Rufus

Isadora 11-27-2009 07:06 PM

cracking knuckles
Barbra Streisand

T D 11-27-2009 10:33 PM


1. People who think they know what I think and decide to tell me what I think. WTF!!
2. Clingy people
3. Crickets
4. Threads/discussions about Butch penetration
5. Dirty people, in any form!
6. People trying to manipulate me
7. Dirty sheets, furniture, counters, etc.
8. Using a shopping basket without wiping down the handle

Lord the list could go on *chuckling*


NotAnAverageGuy 11-27-2009 11:34 PM

surgeries that involve the eyes, nose or mouth

Waldo 11-27-2009 11:47 PM

"Motor lodges"

Ron Jeremy

The "lounge pads" in the grotto at the Playboy Mansion

Men who wear sans-a-belt slacks

NotAnAverageGuy 11-27-2009 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Waldo (Post 13089)
"Motor lodges"

Ron Jeremy

The "lounge pads" in the grotto at the Playboy Mansion

Men who wear sans-a-belt slacks

Why does Ron Jeremy skeeve you?

I met him in person and he is just a huge pervert LOL

Waldo 11-28-2009 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by NotAnAverageGuy (Post 13094)
Why does Ron Jeremy skeeve you?

I met him in person and he is just a huge pervert LOL

I've also met him in person and he just squicks me right the freak out. Granted, I met him at the Playboy mansion so I'm willing to say it was the combination, but I really don't think so.

NotAnAverageGuy 11-28-2009 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Waldo (Post 13098)
I've also met him in person and he just squicks me right the freak out. Granted, I met him at the Playboy mansion so I'm willing to say it was the combination, but I really don't think so.

Understood, he is just creepy to some I gather

lillith 11-28-2009 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Waldo (Post 13089)

Ron Jeremy

I can totally sympathize with you. I have an ex who edits porn and had to work with Ron, and he is huge prick (pardon the pun). He skeeves me too.

Ryobi 11-28-2009 03:09 AM

SNOT!

I have been puked on, pooped on, dealt with a long list of medical emergencies, seen all the blood and guts anyone should have to see in a life time and have not been close to being as skeeved as I am with snot. It will make me gag in a heartbeat, everytime.

Mister Bent 11-28-2009 10:18 AM

here to help
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rufusboi (Post 12995)
What's a purity ball?

Part of the new chastity movement. Check it out.

And for another perspective, try this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waldo (Post 13089)
"Motor lodges"

Ron Jeremy

Men who wear sans-a-belt slacks

Waldo, I'm sorry, but I really must take exception to some of your skeeves.

Motor lodges harken back to the great American era of road travel, whereupon vacationing families and honeymooners who set out to travel the blue highways of this vast nation of ours could be imbued with little local color as they stopped to rest their road weary souls for a night.

And Ron Jeremy! C'mon Waldo! Ron is an icon, one who asserts that a guy really doesn't have to be all that good looking to score babes and become a star! Ron gives us hope.

I have long been looking forward to the day when I would come of age and could wear Sansabelt trousers and free my gut from the binding confines of belted trousers. Sansabelt, the name says it all! "Comfort, style and performance are the result of years of innovation and evolution."

I mean, what's next on your list?! Jumpsuits?

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2.../jumpsuits.jpg

What would you have me otherwise wear in my declining years?

You're killing my dreams!


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