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Blobs of toothpaste in the sink.
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In a restaurant, finding a hair on my plate.
In a restaurant, take a bite of food, and there's a hair in that bite. :soapbox: :readfineprint: < ~ ~ Riot act |
Procrastination... makes my head wanna :explode: "Just do it ALREADY!!!!"
Indecisiveness... see above! "Just make a DECISION!!" |
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Sock subject - I can't stand to wear socks that are SUPPOSED to fit my shoe size. Guess what? They don't. I end up buying little girl socks for that snug fit. I cannot stand having my foot swim in my socks. It annoys me the beejeezus out of me. |
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I'm not terribly fussy, but when I am fussy it's over the top. My biggest fussy is people in my space. Not just the stand to close to me thing, either. I don't want to fucking hear you. I don't want to hear your music, your phone conversation, you're mindless blathering from the next table. Keep you shit quiet and keep your conversations to yourself. Mister is fussy about clean. I'm a bit of a slob, so my very existence makes him crazy some days. |
I itch like mad with wool. Looking at it makes me itch.
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I know this is ultra weird....
But teeth. Teeth are grossssssssssss They are everywhere. Pictures of them. In fact, this morning when I went to Farmtown? Huge pictures of rotted teeth at the bottom of the page. Weatherbug? teeth. Gagggggggg. In school, people would plop their retainers on their lunch trays and I would gag. My sadistic sister found out and would place her retainer on the snooze button of my alarm clock and even called my college roommates to do do it. I chose my dentist office based on no pictures of teeth. Gross gross grosssssss. |
When I was younger, I used to have problems with long sleeved shirts. I would always roll them up. Now, I can't stand having my sleeves rolled up unless I am washing dishes or something of the like. If I see Mare's shirt sleeve above Her wrist, I'll go so far as to pull it down, lol. (Thankfully, She doesn't mind).
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Ok folks. I was holding back but it's time for me to unleash the what I believe is the nastiest of all things that makes me super insane.
I call it "Piggies in the Window". It's when you see a car driving by and someone has their nasty ass feet propped up on the dashboard, or actually touching the windshield. I am completely repulsed. Extra gross out points for folks who choose to perch their hoof on rolled down window. Makes me want to drive by and lob it off. Speaking of feet... While I love nice feet, gross feet make me go crazy. I can't help but look at everyone's feet in any kind of sandal. I judge-yes JUDGE the alignment of the toes, health of the nail, condition of the nail, etc. I hate chipped polish, cracked heels and dirty feet, in general. I feel so much better now. *sigh* |
Where to begin :D
Hangers MUST face the same way. If they don't - the world will explode. After you are done washing ____ in the sink...take a paper towel or a washcloth and wipe out the sink. Water spots make me sad. If your shoes or pants make a swishy or squeaky sound....you must change them post haste. My ears will explode. There are more but I shall spare you all :D |
Oh, and I have issues with acne, too.
If I see a pimple...I cannot take my eyes off of it. It begins with a glance and then the heat of its stare begins to burn a hole in my brain and I simply must look. If you are someone I know and am close with you, you may find yourself on your back - me straddling your torso and your face in my grip. I apologize in advance. I remember once (this is super gross so you may or may not choose to turn away NOW) I was shopping at Home Depot and the check out boy had a terrible case of teenager acne. I was enthralled. I couldn't pry my eyes away from this boy's face. My girls were standing there like "uh, mom...the guy needs you to pay...there's a line forming....mom....MOM!!" |
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.... just sayin .... :) |
I keep waiting for Jess, aka Mr. Fussy Britches, to arrive in this thread to tell you all how Hy has banned me from laundry (apparently I don't fold correctly) and how Hy banned me from gardening/yard work (that one was calculated on my part... poor lil rosemary bush and her homemade Mommy haircut :buzz cut: )
... other things that drive me nutso.... Tucking the flat sheet under the mattress at the foot of the bed. My poor lil feets scream, "RED!!! HARD LIMIT!!!" :redcard: The "paper trails" my mother in law leaves around the house. Wherever she opens the mail is where she leaves all or part of it. Its something akin to Hansel and Gretel and breadcrumbs... |
... ok just a few things ...
Not only should hangers be facing the same way, they must NOT be empty.
"Hanger Infractions" have their own place on a lower rack in my closet. Clothes should also be separated by category, shirts, pants, coats, etc Then there are sub-categories, collar, no collar, long-short sleeves Then by colors .. Sounds very logical to me :huhlaugh: |
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PS.. I knew you did the garden banning on purpose.. heh! Put the snips down and back slowly away from the garden!!! muah! |
Ah, I see I have tapped into a rich vein of comradery. I feel strangely comforted. Bless your hearts.
SuperFemme, the running your tongue over your teeth after eating thing? I share your affliction, and let me tell you there are times when it takes every ounce of strength I possess not to bolt out of the restaurant/diner/movie theater/house and to the nearest rest room or other privately ensconced mirror, in order to conduct a thorough dental exam. Remember, "mental" rhymes with "dental". |
The dish sponge. I haaaaate it when the dish sponge is left in the sink. Drives me nuts. Also, the blanket on my bed MUST be positioned the correct way (the tag needs to be at the bottom right corner of the bed) or I cannot sleep.
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Might I add that if the bed is not made (and made properly) I will not get in it. Even if I am totally ready to hit the hay...if the bed is un-made I will make it and then get in. :eyebrow: |
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