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Martina 09-01-2012 03:08 PM
getting a tattoo. Nothing against them. I think they are cool. Just not for me.

stephfromMIT 09-01-2012 03:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Words (Post 644455)
If a butch wears a dress, it isn't a 'girly' dress...it's a butch wearing a dress.

If a butch wears a skirt, it isn't a 'girly' skirt..it's a butch wearing a skirt.

If a butch wears a diamond studded thong, it isn't a 'girly' diamante studded thong....it's a butch wearing a diamante studded thong.

Etc. etc. etc.

Sorry Steph, I know this is meant to be a fun thread, but honestly? I'm really beginning to feel sorry for butches who, through choice or necessity - work for example -, sometimes wear what you so annoyingly refer to as 'girly' clothing. It is the 21st century, right?

Words
Sorry, wasn't trying to offend! I was merely speaking for myself. (as I assume everyone in the thread is)

Teddybear 09-01-2012 03:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katniss765 (Post 64455)

~~eating olives

Katniss~~
What's WRONG with olives???:seeingstars:

princessbelle 09-01-2012 03:25 PM
OMG i have one!!!!

I will NEVER EVER EVER be caught doing......

wait. If i say...that's sorta like being caught isn't it?

I'll keep THIS one secret...

Just know...

I never EVER want to be caught doing it!!!!

macele 09-01-2012 03:36 PM
after thinking twice, ... i just want to make clear, ... it would depend on who gave me the diamond studded thong lol. know what i mean! lol

homoe 09-01-2012 03:40 PM
carrying a purse,,:rofl:

aishah 09-01-2012 03:59 PM
i need to work real hard on the not being caught judging and saying i told you so. i try but i definitely get caught doing those from time to time.

i will never be caught wearing perfume! (although sometimes i brave my allergies for patchouli oil, because i love it so much.)
i'll never be caught owning a tv. c.'s going to demand one when he moves in, but it's definitely going to be his. along with the cable bill. LOL!
i'll never be caught eating organ meat, chitlins, gizzards, pickled pigs' feet, etc. it's a big thing where i come from but it just grosses me out way too much.

Martina 09-01-2012 04:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by homoe (Post 644591)
carrying a purse,,:rofl:
Ok this is one of those threads that reminds me of the old site now. Femme and butch stereotypes. I have been the PC police too often lately. So that's all I have to say.

-Red-Flag- 09-01-2012 04:08 PM
I am with the person that said it up there..

Never ever cheer for the Yankees...

Mrs Arcstriker 09-01-2012 04:08 PM
Stealing from anybody, cheating on my taxes, or being honest about my weight.

-Red-Flag- 09-01-2012 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs Arcstriker (Post 644618)
or being honest about my weight.
just friggen priceless right there !!

Angeltoes 09-01-2012 04:21 PM
You'll never catch me eating beets.
You'll never catch me petting a rat.
You'll never catch me watching Masterpiece Theater.
You'll never catch me creating a MySpace profile.
You'll never catch me collecting Precious Moments figurines.
You'll never catch me wearing flip flops in the winter.
and there's many more.

I guess I have more limitations than I thought.

Mrs Arcstriker 09-01-2012 04:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Angeltoes (Post 644631)
You'll never catch me eating beets.
You'll never catch me petting a rat.
You'll never catch me watching Masterpiece Theater.
You'll never catch me creating a MySpace profile.
You'll never catch me collecting Precious Moments figurines.
You'll never catch me wearing flip flops in the winter.
and there's many more.

I guess I have more limitations than I thought.
Though I love Masterpiece Theater, I would rather eat a felt hat without a glass of water than to pet a rat...or for that matter collecting Precious Moments figurines.

I do however wear flip flops in the winter when I get a pedi...

-Red-Flag- 09-01-2012 04:26 PM
Oh, flip flops, never ever.. never, cant do the thingy between the toes, I've bought pair after pair.. .no can do ...

Ciaran 09-01-2012 04:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TimilDeeps (Post 644549)
nevah, evah,evah, evah, will you catch me rooting for the red sux. Ever!
Amen to this.



I will never be caught publicly talking about my three-in-a-bed sexual fantasies involving Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann.

macele 09-01-2012 05:14 PM
i lied about my height for a long time. i decided, ... what diff does one inch make! LOL ;)

willow 09-01-2012 07:14 PM
I will never be caught baiting a hook with anything that is or was wriggling.

I will never be caught wearing crocs.

I will never be caught eating marmite.

I will never be caught with dirty fingernails 10 seconds after I've finished gardening.

Mrs Arcstriker 09-01-2012 07:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by flutter (Post 644731)
I will never be caught baiting a hook with anything that is or was wriggling.

I will never be caught wearing crocs.

I will never be caught eating marmite.

I will never be caught with dirty fingernails 10 seconds after I've finished gardening.
LOVE!

I hate Crocs and I hope they are no longer on the market!

Have no clue what marmite is but I will Google in after I post.

I cannot tolerate dirty fingernails and I have hired a gardener to assure I will never have them!

SugarFemme 09-01-2012 07:27 PM
Before I die, just ONCE, I want to actually weigh what my Drivers License says I weigh LMAO.





Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs Arcstriker (Post 644618)
Stealing from anybody, cheating on my taxes, or being honest about my weight.

Mrs Arcstriker 09-01-2012 07:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OneOfAKind (Post 644740)
Before I die, just ONCE, I want to actually weigh what my Drivers License says I weigh LMAO.
Honey, then you need to move here to CT where we only have to admit to our height. I have been 5'6" since I got my driver's license in 1986, and I have NEVER been that tall. Last year at my physical, and only with a great deal of cheating, I hit 5'4.5"...My license is up for renewal this year on my 46th birthday and I am only copping to 5'5"...I think we also list eye color but I have no problem with being a brown-eyed girl...


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