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Diva 01-24-2010 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 38719)
What we have here is a

Divatini

1 shot of flame

1 shot of snark

splash of flippant wrist

lightly shaken, never ever stirred and dirty in a clean way


serve with gun oil on the side



I believe I love You. (You left the Greed out.....<giggling> )

Just_G 01-24-2010 06:38 PM

All of this talk about shots is making me thirsty! :beerbros:

The_Lady_Snow 01-24-2010 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 38723)
I believe I love You. (You left the Greed out.....<giggling> )


Baby, those martinis are served in the back... ;)

GinaSofia 01-24-2010 06:39 PM

Very Dirty
 
Kettle One
Vermouth
Extra Olive juice
bleu cheese or garlic stuffed olives(2)
shaken

yummmm.

Diva 01-24-2010 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 38725)
Baby, those martinis are served in the back... ;)


But......of course. :spank:

Arwen 01-24-2010 06:44 PM

http://rgr-static1.tangentlabs.co.uk...ty-started.jpg

SuperFemme 01-24-2010 06:44 PM

Dirty Harry Martini Recipe



Go ahead make my day. This Dirty Martini might just blow you away.



Ingredients:

6 oz. vodka

1 Dash Dry Vermouth

4 Stuffed Green Olives

1 oz. Brine from Olive Jar



Directions:

In a mixing glass, combine the vodka, dry vermouth, olives, and the brine.



Pour into a martini glass over ice, you can either drink it on the rocks, or strain out the ice.



The_Lady_Snow 01-24-2010 06:44 PM

This was the beginning of I-40 W in TN, pull over SNACK NOW night
 
Watermelon Martini


1/2 oz fresh lemon juice
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz citrus vodka
1 1/2 oz fresh watermelon juice

Shake ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Oh and remember to sugar the rim, for your martini or other rimming pleasures

SuperFemme 01-24-2010 06:45 PM

Snowy can haz back door martini?

Mister Bent 01-24-2010 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 38718)

Gin makes me loose.

With a twist
.


You say that as if you refer to gin exclusively.

SuperFemme 01-24-2010 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 38736)

You say that as if you refer to gin exclusively.

That's dirty martini to you Mister.
Not dirty whore. :spank:

The_Lady_Snow 01-24-2010 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 38736)

You say that as if you refer to gin exclusively.

OH

MY

GAY!!!!!


:freak:

Mister Bent 01-24-2010 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 38737)
That's dirty martini to you Mister.
Not dirty whore. :spank:


The one, the only Dirty Martini.

tiggs 01-24-2010 06:56 PM

Oh my gosh I LOOOOVEEEEE MY MARTINIS!!!
 
I absolutely adore martinis they seem to have the power to make the world beautiful :hippie: *giggles*

I tend to free pour my martinis :eyebat: so you need big glasses :spruceup:

But my fav is as follows:

two parts Godiva white chocolate liquer, one part Stolis vanilla vodka and one part espresso (cold). Shake liberally in a martini maker, pour in large martini glass (see above) and dust with pure cocoa powder. Don't use the hot chocolate powder it isn't nearly as nice. :cheerleader:

SuperFemme 01-24-2010 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 38739)

The one, the only Dirty Martini.


Neener Neener.
I'm a DIRTY SANCHEZ
.

Arwen 01-24-2010 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 38743)

Neener Neener.
I'm a DIRTY SANCHEZ
.


I read DIRTY SCHNAUZER. :|

The_Lady_Snow 01-24-2010 07:14 PM

I read her as a Dirty Sanchez Whore....

Mister Bent 01-24-2010 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 38743)

Neener Neener.
I'm a DIRTY SANCHEZ
.

O hay, I saw you lose to the Colts today!

SuperFemme 01-24-2010 07:18 PM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gZ6-6RbSEg"]YouTube- Achmed- I KILL YOU[/ame]

The_Lady_Snow 01-24-2010 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 38749)
O hay, I saw you lose to the Colts today!


ahhhhhhhhhhh sheeeeeeeeeeeeee-it


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