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All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be But all my ex's live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee… |
All my ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be But all my ex's live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee… I smoke old stogies I have found, short, but not too big around I'm a man of means by no means, king of the road - Roger Miller |
I love my apron, but I ain't your mama
Miranda Lambert |
I might have been born just plain White trash,
but Fancy is my name. |
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I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen scissors
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I was born and raised in the boondocks
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Bubba shot the jukebox:seeingstars:
Mark Chestnutt |
Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie |
She's even kinda crazy ?bout my farmers tan She's the only one who really Understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy |
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I wish I knew more country songs with lyrics that seem funny or silly or right on target (LOL or not :jester: ). I like your thread, Ace. <<<<<~~ will take a seat and read posts in your forum column. (f) |
silly country songs
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Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die.
Most of the song is full of funny lines |
Stewardess is somethin' sexy Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey Told her about my condition Got a little mile-high flight attention |
In John Deere green, on a hot summer night
He wrote "Billy Bob loves Charlene" in letters three foot high And the whole town said that he should've used red But it looked good to Charlene In John Deere green John Deere Green by joe diffie |
Oh yeah...that's it..lol
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Would Jesus Wear a Rolex?
Ray Stevens |
Born in a hurry, always late
Haven't been early since '88 Texas is hot, I can be cold Grandma cried when I pierced my nose |
Convoy – C.W. Mcall
An' eleven long-haired friends a' Jesus in a chartreuse micra-bus |
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