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I figure out the key to world peace. However, I forget to write it all down and it's lost by morning. :seconddoh:
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Why does the corn always run out before the taterz? :deepthoughts: :daywalker: |
Thinking...
I think about how blessed I am ...I try to find gratitude in everyday for things big and small. I think about the people in my life ...how special they are or how much they mean to me. I wander my way through conversations from the day or happenings. I pray for people (friends, loved ones acquaintances strangers).
Some of the best writing happens in the middle of the night...when my thoughts are free and unrestricted...I often get up to walk or run in the middle of the night then come home and write... I will be thinking about this thread tonight ....wonder what interesting thoughts that will bring...hmmm.... |
Do tater tots REALLY know the meaning of life? :blink:
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What is the ROI if you harvest grapes? Do you get a better ROI say, if you harvest coffee?
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I often wonder in the dark of night how I got to this point in my life.
How or what or if I can change somethings to make it a more productive life because of my disablity. Another thing I often wonder about is whay some ppl just dont get that ppl with disablities can do what most able bodied folks can,just in a diffrent way.. |
When will the russians nuke us.Don't you remove anything Mr.Obama.Trusting mother russia now huh,oh you got to go.
That I promise to vote against Mr.Obama in 2012,assuming the good old USA is still here.I'm going to stay alive just for that purpose alone. That's about it. |
Am I ever going to go on a real, live DATE again..complete with butterflies an dressing up and making sure safety nets are firmly in place and yummy food and getting to know you dialogue and those slightly awkward pauses followed by nervous giggles (me) and chuckles (maybe both of us)?
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Goddess Alive! i hope not! i'm so far behind if they do! |
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fickle wench. sheeeeeeesh! :deepthoughts: |
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Flibbertygibbet. You knew what you were getting yourself into, missy. *wink* |
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In no order of importance...
I'm a good catch, right? What time is my first meeting? What time is it in Rotterdam? Can I call in sick today? I'm a nice guy, right? Is Henry (my dog) in here or downstairs? Why are the kids next door still playing basketball? And on and on and on.... |
How many hours does it take to drive to insanity?
Or am I already there? Perhaps I have visited and left and I dont even know it? How do you kiss again, I have forgotten omg what if i never get another kiss will my lips fall off from neglect hummm will anything else fall off from neglect hummmm? how many hours dose it take to drive to insanity........the amount of time I stay up at night thinking about this stuff |
What am I going to wear tomorrow?
Did I remember to lock the door? Why am I here? Where will I be this time next year? Do I want to have a relationship with God? Is there even a God? If I died in my sleep, how long would it take someone to notice? Would my mother come to the funeral? What time am I going to get home tomorrow? What will I have for dinner tomorrow? Who do I need to call and email when I get to work? It never stops. |
If I died tonight, you think they'll let me bring mah weed with me? :cannabis: Does the other side have a perpetual garden? :wateringgarden: How come I don't remember buying the Fanta Grape Soda that's in the fridge? :thinking: Is it really there? Will it still be there in the morning? :sunglass: :daywalker: |
When will these dang hotflashes ever stop!!!
Why is it so blasted cold in here?(oh, I forgot to turn the heat on, haha) When will I get a job? Did I just wake myself up from snoring, or was that an earthquake? LMAO kidding Oops, did I say my prayers? |
Night musings.
How does one get there?
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Why is the weather always nice and sunny when I am sick and cannot enjoy it :(
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why is there cement in my sinuses?
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Why can't I peel a banana without mashing the end? :bananasplit: Did I lock the door? :thinking: Can the Jimmy engine go "splodey-BOOM"? And if it does, how do I get to work? :cowboihorse: The dog wants to go out NOW? :dogwalking: |
Why won't things "fall into place"? I'm waiting...patiently.:deepthoughts:
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"why is it that i cannot work while sleeping but i can sleep while working??
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What is the cut off age of being a secret service agent? Will I have enough funds for the mortgage? Dino needs more canned food. Did I lock the doors? Are the kids inside? Let me go check and recheck and recheck... |
How much more sleep can I get before I have to wake up?
What time is it... I dont want to look cause then I will just think about time and not fall back to sleep... Why is it so damn hot in here... oh yeah... that luscious hunk of a man lying next to me is an oven.... I forgot that... mmmm snuggles back with my hunk of a man and falls back to sleep... |
At 10:30pm and im going to bed and the fur kids drag out all the toys to have a romping play time...why now??
2:am..uwanna go out NOW...ugh ok. 7:00am play time again...fur kids u cant live with out em ..they keep me on my toes and sane..I think. |
how are the kids doing that were in my classrooms in NY and NH
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How I got myself into this predicament.
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why did? oh well :shithappens:
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I ponder how high the cost of gas can go this year :hospital-snoopy: |
1. What time is it?
2. Ugh, I have to get up to go to the bathroom. 3. Please give me a few more hours of sleep. 4. Where'd baby go? (reach over, hunting) 5. Riley, why do I have to pet you at whatever awful time this is? 6. (alarm goes off) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 7. (15 min later) Okay... you win. |
ponderin....does Barney needs a speech therapist?
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Will she get upset if I put the pillow over her head to stop her from snoring?? :|
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Ever wonder why companies require you to mail in for a rebate or why stores print out savings coupons for your next visit when it would just as easy to give you the savings right then and there? Is that too simple? Huh?
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LOL.... I wouldn't mind having someone else of the human variety next to me. Now, I have a snoring little French Bulldog and an old cat with Asthma I want to put pillows over!!! :motorbike: |
Why does daylight savings time make my nights shorter?? Am I a vampire who requires darkness in my evening? Why oh why is it time I get up??
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Not so much a question as an order....okay, I'm going to sleep on the count of three. One...two....three...SLEEP! I said SLEEP, dammit! :rant:
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just to name a few...
arranged marriages
butch kewpie dolls femme possee chamber pots |
is it good to be bad or bad to be good?
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