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SuperFemme 11-07-2009 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadyboy (Post 1765)
SF, that's the fucking couch!

Sometimes, Cal is there for a while and I need to get comfy.

Eddie 11-09-2009 12:06 AM

Proud Ass Pirate here! :D

pajama 11-09-2009 12:18 AM

:-D

Nowhere near as witty as the rest, but thoroughly enjoying this thread none the less.

Carry on....
A(ss pirate first mate)

Diva 11-09-2009 12:24 AM

I would like to be The Ass Pirate Wench, please.
And thank You. :D




The_Lady_Snow 11-09-2009 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 2212)
I would like to be The Ass Pirate Wench, please.
And thank You. :D





Alright wench, please assume this position NOW

http://www.do-1.co.uk/images/Pirate-...Tatt-Daddy.png

Diva 11-09-2009 02:19 AM

Ok.....I need to steal Pinkie Lee's hair extensions.....

I have a need to assimilate........ :cool:




Andrew, Jr. 11-09-2009 07:56 AM

Another proud ass pirate here too!
 
Queen of Queens,
What are the pictures you speak of? I would love to see them. And include me in this group of pirates. Nothing beats a good ass. Nothing.:p

MrSunshine 11-09-2009 08:02 AM

I hate to break everyone's plank off but you can't just BE an ass pirate. You have to look in the "lunchbox" first. Now let's see a show of spines, who's first?

The_Lady_Snow 11-09-2009 09:40 AM

Arghhhhhhttp://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA280_.jpg

MrSunshine 11-09-2009 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 2303)





I MUST have it! Any treats included will be accepted as well.

Jett 11-09-2009 10:21 AM

From the "Args" I could tell there be ass pirates in here... so I brought my pirates booty aboard...

*looks in the lunch box* Geed...! When the last time that things been cleaned?


(the first person who trys to swab my poop-deck will suffer a boot to their dungbie!)

Novelafemme 11-09-2009 10:46 AM

http://i3.tinypic.com/66wqe13.jpg

The_Lady_Snow 11-09-2009 10:53 AM

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...utt_pirate.gif

:eek:

Novelafemme 11-09-2009 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 2335)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....ha :)

WolfyOne 11-09-2009 10:59 AM

I so needed to laugh today....this thread did it for me.

I'm a little confused though, is it gun oil or olive oil?
If I look in the lunch box, is it like looking in Davy Jones Locker?

I want in on this ass pirate support group, but is it ok to look at all asses?
Oh and wenches for pirates, I want me one of them :cool:

The_Lady_Snow 11-09-2009 11:08 AM

http://www.thetartgallery.com/peg-krysztofnemeth.jpg


Mmm pirate booty....:p

Andrew, Jr. 11-09-2009 11:13 AM

Yep, pirate booty looks good to me. :D

WolfyOne 11-09-2009 11:15 AM

I have to agree with Andrew, mighty fine lookin' booty.

SuperFemme 11-09-2009 11:32 AM

I'm loving the Ass Pirate Solidarity. I must remind you to become official, one must open the lunchbox. Please see DeadyBoy for the code.

http://ts2.explicit.bing.net/images/...AssPirates.png

SuperFemme 11-09-2009 11:33 AM

For DeadyBoy

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r...s_Pirate-1.jpg

The_Lady_Snow 11-09-2009 11:45 AM

He is on mah side in times of need...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sTl28qiTNJ...inja_jesus.jpg
:cool:

MrSunshine 11-09-2009 11:46 AM

Arrrrg any takers?

The_Lady_Snow 11-09-2009 11:47 AM

Just letting ya know he too started out as an ass pirate.....http://www.pubhousedialogues.com/med...usButtPlug.JPG

SuperFemme 11-09-2009 11:58 AM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jSPASPxe-W.../PirateCat.jpg

MrSunshine 11-09-2009 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 2368)



That is a different kind o pirate:eek:

Eddie 11-09-2009 12:15 PM

Well I could be both an ass pirate AND pussy pirate. ;)

SuperFemme 11-09-2009 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadyboy (Post 2370)
That is a different kind o pirate:eek:

Aren't they close neighbors?

SuperFemme 11-09-2009 12:27 PM

http://www.mobipocket.com/eBooks/cov...1585425613.jpg

Diva 11-09-2009 12:47 PM

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/o.../untitled3.jpg

BatterUpBaby 11-09-2009 02:02 PM

I like ass.

I like pillaging.

I'm sure I could find a use for a Sock Monkey.

Bring it on.

SuperFemme 11-09-2009 02:08 PM

You can be an Ass Pirate.

to help with the sock monkey issue, I usually have my spouse dress as a sock while pillaging my ass. It's great role play because sock monky's don't talk.

The_Lady_Snow 11-09-2009 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BatterUpBaby (Post 2436)
I like ass.

I like pillaging.

I'm sure I could find a use for a Sock Monkey.

Bring it on.



:eek:

http://www.monkeyaday.com/wp-content...nkey-dress.jpg

The_Lady_Snow 11-09-2009 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 2439)
You can be an Ass Pirate.

to help with the sock monkey issue, I usually have my spouse dress as a sock while pillaging my ass. It's great role play because sock monky's don't talk.



:eek:

http://www.sockmonkey.net/images/15%...k%20Monkey.jpg

atomiczombie 11-09-2009 08:20 PM

Super stupid question: What is meant by "ass pirate" in the context of this thread? :confused:

MrSunshine 11-09-2009 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atomiczombie (Post 2692)
Super stupid question: What is meant by "ass pirate" in the context of this thread? :confused:

I have posted this a few times but will be happy again to say, you must look inside the "lunchbox" to know what it is to be an ass pirate. AHoy

Jett 11-09-2009 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 2689)

*suffers spontaneous blindness*...(after stabbing my eyes out with a fork)

The_Lady_Snow 11-09-2009 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atomiczombie (Post 2692)
Super stupid question: What is meant by "ass pirate" in the context of this thread? :confused:


Suspected ass pirate



http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/i..._tight_ass.jpg

atomiczombie 11-09-2009 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 2729)

:eek: Mkay that clears it up.

WolfyOne 11-09-2009 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 2729)


good thing my nose is stuffed up......I bet he's a little stinker.

Andrew, Jr. 11-10-2009 08:07 AM

Laughing hysterically:D


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