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Diva 06-24-2010 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Bo (Post 137933)
I once saw a pic of her feeling up Santa Claus. :shocking:


tsk.....tsk...........the shame of it all. :nerd:



That's not what You said when You told me YOU Had a Santa suit, Bo......

HA!



~Bo 06-24-2010 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 137995)
That's not what You said when You told me YOU Had a Santa suit, Bo......

HA!






Yeah....but that's a whole different issue. Different Santa and all. Big difference. :cheesy:

Strappie 06-24-2010 08:52 PM

You didn't whisper in my ear... all I heard was snoring... *grin*

Diva 06-24-2010 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strappie (Post 138009)
You didn't whisper in my ear... all I heard was snoring... *grin*



I warned You.
I brought cute pink and lavender earplugs.
Did You USE them?
No.


Hmph.
;)


I'm not sure how You even KNOW this information since You were NEVER THERE! <giggling>

Diva 06-24-2010 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Bo (Post 138006)
Yeah....but that's a whole different issue. Different Santa and all. Big difference. :cheesy:




You. One word: incorrigible.




Strappie 06-24-2010 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 138014)
I warned You.
I brought cute pink and lavender earplugs.
Did You USE them?
No.


Hmph.
;)


I'm not sure how You even KNOW this information since You were NEVER THERE! <giggling>

NO I didn't wear them.... I was waiting all night for you to whisper in my ear... So instead I had to change rooms just so someone would whisper in my ear... lol

~Bo 06-24-2010 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 138019)
You. One word: incorrigible.






Well now you just sound like Gemmie. :giggle:

Gemme 06-24-2010 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Bo (Post 138026)
Well now you just sound like Gemmie. :giggle:

And the common denominator in this equation would be?????

~Bo 06-24-2010 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strappie (Post 138009)
You didn't whisper in my ear... all I heard was snoring... *grin*





Ok....this made me snort soda outta my nose. :cracked:

Diva 06-24-2010 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Bo (Post 138026)
Well now you just sound like Gemmie. :giggle:



You say that like it's a bad thing.... :|



Diva 06-24-2010 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Bo (Post 138031)
Ok....this made me snort soda outta my nose. :cracked:



Good.
I hope You had the carbonation burn to go with it, Mister! ;)



~Bo 06-24-2010 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 138030)
And the common denominator in this equation would be?????





The meanness gene you both have. :worried:

Diva 06-24-2010 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strappie (Post 138023)
NO I didn't wear them.... I was waiting all night for you to whisper in my ear... So instead I had to change rooms just so someone would whisper in my ear... lol



OH! <giggling> So THAT'S what it was...... ;)



~Bo 06-24-2010 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 138034)
You say that like it's a bad thing.... :|





Exactly :readfineprint:

~Bo 06-24-2010 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 138035)
Good.
I hope You had the carbonation burn to go with it, Mister! ;)





I did. :(

Strappie 06-24-2010 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 138035)
Good.
I hope You had the carbonation burn to go with it, Mister! ;)



So hateful... *:)

Gemme 06-24-2010 09:13 PM

Not good in math, eh?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Bo (Post 138036)
The meanness gene you both have. :worried:

Ummm...no. That would be YOU, Bo Bo.

~Bo 06-24-2010 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 138052)
Ummm...no. That would be YOU, Bo Bo.






Says YOU. :slapfight:

Lillie 06-24-2010 09:19 PM

I do not know her personally..however she is the reason I bring my laptop to work because reading her erotica on the work computer would get me fired!..or so say the IT peeps! lol..:bunchflowers:

Diva 06-24-2010 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lillie (Post 138062)
I do not know her personally..however she is the reason I bring my laptop to work because reading her erotica on the work computer would get me fired!..or so say the IT peeps! lol..:bunchflowers:



Hee hee.....I'm glad I can contribute to Your naughtiness! ;)

Guess I'd better get writing! :wine:



Lillie 06-25-2010 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 138092)
Hee hee.....I'm glad I can contribute to Your naughtiness! ;)

Guess I'd better get writing! :wine:





I would say that would be just fine with me ma'am!..lol..bring it!..:hangloose:

MsDemeanor 06-25-2010 01:56 AM

Random Tit-Bits about Diva? :shocking:

~Bo 06-25-2010 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor (Post 138155)
Random Tit-Bits about Diva? :shocking:




I didn't even know she HAD tid-bits. :shocking: And now I'm wondering how big they might be. Because that's just how my mind works. :tease:

Gemme 06-25-2010 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Bo (Post 138160)
I didn't even know she HAD tid-bits. :shocking: And now I'm wondering how big they might be. Because that's just how my mind works. :tease:

Which parts? The tids or the bits? :blink:

Scorp 06-25-2010 11:17 AM

May the force be with you Diva... :darthsmiley:



Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 137991)
Yes, honey.....I knew this....I'm the Master Baster, after all....

:|








<giggling>




Diva 06-25-2010 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 138334)
May the force be with you Diva... :darthsmiley:



....and also with You.... :|




Scorp 06-25-2010 11:26 AM

:seconddoh:


Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 137988)
Um....Scorp....just for the record, I suggested to Strapp~a~Licious that He started this thread because He wanted to have MY babies! <giggling>






Chancie 06-25-2010 11:27 AM


Scorp 06-25-2010 11:30 AM

I am the force...:hangloose:


Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 138336)
....and also with You.... :|





Alpha Dog 06-25-2010 11:43 AM

This just in...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Bo (Post 138160)
I didn't even know she HAD tid-bits. :shocking: And now I'm wondering how big they might be. Because that's just how my mind works. :tease:


She's got Tids & Bits and knows how to work them!" just sayin' :bunchflowers:

Diva 06-25-2010 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alpha Dog (Post 138360)
She's got Tids & Bits and knows how to work them!" just sayin' :bunchflowers:




I took a class.....

Tids & Bits:101






I aced it. :eyebat:




PinkieLee 06-25-2010 12:35 PM

I also seem to remember (and even have pictures) of you being arrested in San Francisco! Perhaps even your Shizzle (or Nizzle, I don't know who is which) may or may not have a video of said arrest.... that captures your squeals of delight when HOT COP slapped those cuffs on you :)

It was then, that I knew that you had captured my heart!

Scorp 06-25-2010 12:59 PM

The Exchange between the Cop and Diva:


:police: "excuse me Miss, what do you plan on doing with that turkey baster?"

:4femme: "officer assume the position or else"

:police: "Ma'am, put your hands behind your back and come with me"

:cheerleader: "Gladly officer, and please don't be gentle!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by PinkieLee (Post 138391)
I also seem to remember (and even have pictures) of you being arrested in San Francisco! Perhaps even your Shizzle (or Nizzle, I don't know who is which) may or may not have a video of said arrest.... that captures your squeals of delight when HOT COP slapped those cuffs on you :)

It was then, that I knew that you had captured my heart!


Diva 06-25-2010 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PinkieLee (Post 138391)
I also seem to remember (and even have pictures) of you being arrested in San Francisco! Perhaps even your Shizzle (or Nizzle, I don't know who is which) may or may not have a video of said arrest.... that captures your squeals of delight when HOT COP slapped those cuffs on you :)

It was then, that I knew that you had captured my heart!




I believe that was my evil twin, NIZZelda..... :|



<giggling>


Diva 06-25-2010 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 138409)
The Exchange between the Cop and Diva:


:police: "excuse me Miss, what do you plan on doing with that turkey baster?"

:4femme: "officer assume the position or else"

:police: "Ma'am, put your hands behind your back and come with me"

:cheerleader: "Gladly officer, and please don't be gentle!"


You SO were not there!



I mean......LOOK! There's a chicken! :cluck:



Diva 06-25-2010 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chancie (Post 138341)



Thank You, Poopsie! :bunchflowers:



Scorp 06-25-2010 01:06 PM

Ohhh how we forget...I was the one who had to bail you out! See, they all seem to have some sort of memory loss when they want...

And, we bbq'd the chicken after I sprung you out of jail!
:bbq:


Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 138415)
You SO were not there!



I mean......LOOK! There's a chicken! :cluck:




Diva 06-25-2010 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 138422)
Ohhh how we forget...I was the one who had to bail you out! See, they all seem to have some sort of memory loss when they want...

And, we bbq'd the chicken after I sprung you out of jail!
:bbq:



Oh THAT time........

:|



PinkieLee 06-25-2010 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 138425)
Oh THAT time........

:|



Multiple arrests... oh my, I always knew you were one of those kinds of girls. ;)


Alpha Dog 06-25-2010 01:13 PM

...did you forget ..girl...I taught that class!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 138383)
I took a class.....

Tids & Bits:101






I aced it. :eyebat:






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